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  • True Disciple
    True Christian™ Creation Scientist
    Landover Baptist University Associate Professor
    Smashing atheist science one fact at a time
    True Christian™
    • Nov 2009
    • 2445

    #2551
    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

    Originally posted by Jack O'fagan View Post
    False, I use heavy well aimed KJV1611.

    The person below me can't wait for the royal wedding.
    False. With B. Hussein Osama, I don't even have a President, let alone a king.

    The person below me hates both the sin and the sinner.
    Sweet Lord Jesus,
    I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
    Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
    Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
    Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
    Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
    Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
    Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

    Amen.

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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78552

      #2552
      Re: The person under me: (True or false)

      Originally posted by True Disciple View Post
      The person below me hates both the sin and the sinner.
      Amen! Just as God does!

      Matthew 13
      [38] The field is the world; the good seed are the children of the kingdom; but the tares are the children of the wicked one;
      [39] The enemy that sowed them is the devil; the harvest is the end of the world; and the reapers are the angels.
      [40] As therefore the tares are gathered and burned in the fire; so shall it be in the end of this world.
      [41] The Son of man shall send forth his angels, and they shall gather out of his kingdom all things that offend, and them which do iniquity;
      [42] And shall cast them into a furnace of fire: there shall be wailing and gnashing of teeth.


      The person under me knows why Jesus spit.
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • Brother Harold Porter
        Landover Senior Outreach
        Touching Men, Women and Children with the Good News!
        True Christian™
        • Jun 2010
        • 8236

        #2553
        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
        Amen! Just as God does!

        The person under me knows why Jesus spit.
        Praise God Pastor, I do!

        The person below me plays the Lottery instead of tithing to our Church.
        Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."

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        • Jo Freddie
          Unsaved trash
          Hateful God mocking pirate
          • Apr 2009
          • 6339

          #2554
          Re: The person under me: (True or false)

          Originally posted by Brother Harold Porter View Post
          The person below me plays the Lottery instead of tithing to our Church.
          False, but for some reason my donations keep being returned, they are good noodles why don't you want them.

          The person below me thinks that the LBC should open a Noodle bar with the back log of donations I have tried to send them.
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          • Born Again Bob
            True Christian™
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 2318

            #2555
            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

            Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
            The person below me thinks that the LBC should open a Noodle bar with the back log of donations I have tried to send them.
            False! God loves meat and disdains veggies. See Genesis 4:1-6 re: Cain (accursed vegan, disdained by God) and Abel (beloved barbecuer).

            The person below me believes boys should be boys.

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            • Pastor Ezekiel
              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
               
              • Sep 2006
              • 78552

              #2556
              Re: The person under me: (True or false)

              Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post

              The person below me thinks that the LBC should open a Noodle bar with the back log of donations I have tried to send them.
              Absolutely NOT. Ethnic food like that hottens up the blood.


              The person under me loves watching the 24 "cops" channel on Freehold TV.
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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              • Shimei
                Unsaved trash, False Christian gook
                • Mar 2011
                • 203

                #2557
                Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                Not, ah' can't stand da damn honky pigs. Dey always draggin' me out uh de wheels and pattin' me waaay down. It's racial profilin' ah' tell ya'.

                De sucka' unda' me duz sump'n wo'dwhile fo' de needy. Slap mah fro!

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                • Samuel Coleridge
                  Unsaved trash
                  • Nov 2009
                  • 615

                  #2558
                  Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                  Originally posted by Shimei View Post
                  Not, ah' can't stand da damn honky pigs. Dey always draggin' me out uh de wheels and pattin' me waaay down. It's racial profilin' ah' tell ya'.

                  De sucka' unda' me duz sump'n wo'dwhile fo' de needy. Slap mah fro!
                  Oh I speak Jive. Oh wait, no I don't. Or do I?

                  Hey knock a self rude boy, slick! That gray matter backlot perform us, I takein, man!
                  Proverbs 25:21-22 If thine enemy be hungry, give him bread to eat; and if he be thirsty, give him water to drink:
                  For thou shalt heap coals of fire upon his head, and the LORD shall reward thee.

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                  • Bobby-Joe
                    Landover Security Superviser
                    Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                    NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 18405

                    #2559
                    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                    Absolutely NOT. Ethnic food like that hottens up the blood.


                    The person under me loves watching the 24 "cops" channel on Freehold TV.
                    Oh yes, though with the amateurs they show on Cops its more for humor for a highly trained Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Officer like me. Most of those "cops" they show wouldn't last a day in a higher pressure job like the Pastor Security Detail.

                    The person under me is successfully had their housekeeper legally reclassified as a pet to get around some sticky immigration status questions (Oh why Sister Meg Witmen didn't you think of this?)

                    Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

                    Hot Must ReadThreads!


                    Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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                    • Rev. M. Rodimer
                      Honorary True Christian™
                      Forum Member
                      • May 2008
                      • 13996

                      #2560
                      Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                      Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                      Oh yes, though with the amateurs they show on Cops its more for humor for a highly trained Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Officer like me. Most of those "cops" they show wouldn't last a day in a higher pressure job like the Pastor Security Detail.

                      The person under me is successfully had their housekeeper legally reclassified as a pet to get around some sticky immigration status questions (Oh why Sister Meg Witmen didn't you think of this?)
                      False. Widow Helen would be very angry if I referred to her sister as a dog. Again.



                      The person below me is overjoyed that Mike Huckabee is sticking by his guns, promoting that Biblical worldview, and will definitely vote for him in the primary!

                      “I’d love the world to be led by people who have a biblical worldview,” he said.
                      Bible boring? Nonsense!
                      Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                      You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                      • Born Again Bob
                        True Christian™
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 2318

                        #2561
                        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                        Posted via Mobile Device

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                        • Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson
                          Pastor of Praise and Worship
                          A True Christian™ Straight Shooter
                          True Christian™
                          • Jul 2009
                          • 3890

                          #2562
                          Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                          Originally posted by Born Again Bob View Post
                          Posted via Mobile Device
                          False, I'm on my church provided laptop.

                          The person below me accidentally hit submit before typing anything.
                          Praise and worship with Pastor Will. Services at 9 a.m., 11 a.m. and 6 p.m.


                          Contact me. pastorwillsampson at gmail.com

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                          • Pastor Ezekiel
                            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                             
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 78552

                            #2563
                            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                            Originally posted by Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson View Post
                            False, I'm on my church provided laptop.

                            The person below me accidentally hit submit before typing anything.
                            Who Will Jesus Damn?

                            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                            • Rev. M. Rodimer
                              Honorary True Christian™
                              Forum Member
                              • May 2008
                              • 13996

                              #2564
                              Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                              Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                              Bible boring? Nonsense!
                              Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                              You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                              • Jo Freddie
                                Unsaved trash
                                Hateful God mocking pirate
                                • Apr 2009
                                • 6339

                                #2565
                                Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post

                                Posted via Pasta

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