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  • Alexandria Puckett
    Forum Member
    Forum Member
    • Mar 2013
    • 256
    #2746
    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

    Originally posted by Marc Thyme View Post
    Nearly completely true. It should be a requirement for any employment, at the discretion of the owner of the company hiring said employee. That's how I roll with my company. I have ways of discerning what lies in the heart of every applicant seeking employment. Non-Christians need not apply!

    TPUM has, at least once, converted a Jehovah's Witless (or a mormon) who knocked on their door to True Christianity.
    Myself just two girls, though my husband has witnessed to about twenty!
    Praise God for his Holy Word!

    Hmmm TPUM has a great love for Landover and Christ, our Lord, and tithes as much as God wants him to and more!
    But he answered and said, it is not right to take the children's bread and cast it to the dogs. (Matthew 15:26)

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      • Mary Etheldreda
        Gushing for Jesus
         
        • Sep 2011
        • 23775
        #2747
        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

        Originally posted by Alexandria Puckett View Post
        Hmmm TPUM has a great love for Landover and Christ, our Lord, and tithes as much as God wants him to and more!
        Oh YES! I LOVE JESUS! I would still shout it from the rooftops if the Home Ownership Association didn't prevent me because their hands are tied with stupid insurance regulations. Even then, I can't stop myself!

        The Person Under Me carries a super soaker water blaster, a bucket of water, or at least a wet sponge in a sandwich baggie for emergency baptism purposes at all times.
        Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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          • Mary Thompson
            True Christian Lady™, Certified Best Friend of Jesus
            True Christian™
            • Mar 2013
            • 653
            #2748
            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

            Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
            Oh YES! I LOVE JESUS! I would still shout it from the rooftops if the Home Ownership Association didn't prevent me because their hands are tied with stupid insurance regulations. Even then, I can't stop myself!

            The Person Under Me carries a super soaker water blaster, a bucket of water, or at least a wet sponge in a sandwich baggie for emergency baptism purposes at all times.
            True!
            The person under me has memorized the entire King James Bible.
            Thinking of Abortion?
            That fetus will be in Hell, because they never had a chance to repent their sinful ways (Psalms 51:5) (1 Kings 8:46)
            Think of the children. Stop being a slut.

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              • Pastor Ezekiel
                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                 
                • Sep 2006
                • 78552
                #2749
                Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                Originally posted by Mary Thompson View Post
                The person under me has memorized the entire King James Bible.
                True. And at a very young age.


                The person under me has not committed sodomy in the past 2 weeks.
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                  • Bobby-Joe
                    Landover Security Superviser
                    Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                    NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 18405
                    #2750
                    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                    True. And at a very young age.


                    The person under me has not committed sodomy in the past 2 weeks.
                    TRUE and the lest we say about this topic concerning me, the better as far as I am concerned.

                    The person below me wasn't in Boston last week and knows NOTHING about pressure cookers.

                    Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

                    Hot Must ReadThreads!


                    Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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                      • Pastor Ezekiel
                        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                         
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 78552
                        #2751
                        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                        Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post

                        The person below me wasn't in Boston last week and knows NOTHING about pressure cookers.
                        True, and I'm personally willing to swear in any court in the land on Christ's Holy Name that no True Christian™ was withing 1,000 miles of the place on the day in question.



                        The person below me is headed to The Bahamas on Monday for another Pastor's Conference.
                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                          • Russell Holbeck
                            True Christian™
                            True Christian™
                            • Dec 2012
                            • 735
                            #2752
                            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                            True, and I'm personally willing to swear in any court in the land on Christ's Holy Name that no True Christian™ was withing 1,000 miles of the place on the day in question.



                            The person below me is headed to The Bahamas on Monday for another Pastor's Conference.
                            Hello Pastor Ezekiel.

                            I am not going to the Bahamas. They took my passport away after the accident I do not want to talk about it.

                            The person under me did not get hurt in the Chinese earthquake.

                            Thank you.

                            Rusty
                            Psalms 116:6 The LORD preserveth the simple: I was brought low, and he helped me.

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                              • Turducken the Eskimo
                                Unsaved trash, french hippie pervert
                                • Feb 2013
                                • 33
                                #2753
                                Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                Originally posted by Russell Holbeck View Post
                                Hello Pastor Ezekiel.

                                I am not going to the Bahamas. They took my passport away after the accident I do not want to talk about it.

                                The person under me did not get hurt in the Chinese earthquake.

                                Thank you.

                                Rusty

                                True, Its too far away from Finland.


                                The person below me has never played a digital video/computer game in his or hers life!
                                This space for KJV use only. -Admin

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                                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                     
                                    • Sep 2006
                                    • 78552
                                    #2754
                                    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                    Originally posted by Turducken the Eskimo View Post


                                    The person below me has never played a digital video/computer game in his or hers life!
                                    True. I've never even been in the same room with one of those demon gadgets.


                                    The person under me uses Fluff(c) in perverted ways.
                                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                      • James Hutchins
                                        True Christian™
                                        Just a Regular Nice Guy
                                         
                                        • Jun 2009
                                        • 29443
                                        #2755
                                        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                        True. I've never even been in the same room with one of those demon gadgets.


                                        The person under me uses Fluff© in perverted ways.
                                        True, I have smeared it on a stick

                                        The person below me is below me.
                                        Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                                        Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                                        Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                                        Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                                        Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                                        Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                                          • Holly Graham
                                            True Christian™
                                            • Apr 2013
                                            • 348
                                            #2756
                                            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                            Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                                            True, I have smeared it on a stick

                                            The person below me is below me.
                                            Well, Mr Hutchins! I'm a WOMAN, so... OF COURSE I am below you!

                                            The person below me sometimes indulges in the sinfulness/greatness that is Whataburger

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                                              • Sammy The Penitent
                                                Forum Member
                                                Forum Member
                                                • Nov 2012
                                                • 289
                                                #2757
                                                Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                                Originally posted by HolyHolly View Post
                                                Well, Mr Hutchins! I'm a WOMAN, so... OF COURSE I am below you!

                                                The person below me sometimes indulges in the sinfulness/greatness that is Whataburger
                                                False.

                                                We only eat Godly American Buffalo Burgers in the Pacific Northwest.

                                                The person below me has put a 30-06, 180 grain round in the lungs of a moose.
                                                2 Samuel 11:13 And when David had called him, he did eat and drink before him; and he made him drunk: and at even he went out to lie on his bed with the servants of his lord, but went not down to his house.

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                                                  • Alexandria Puckett
                                                    Forum Member
                                                    Forum Member
                                                    • Mar 2013
                                                    • 256
                                                    #2758
                                                    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                                    Originally posted by Sammy The Penitent View Post
                                                    False.

                                                    We only eat Godly American Buffalo Burgers in the Pacific Northwest.

                                                    The person below me has put a 30-06, 180 grain round in the lungs of a moose.
                                                    False.

                                                    (Love me some Whataburger though. )

                                                    TPUM has punched a gay!
                                                    But he answered and said, it is not right to take the children's bread and cast it to the dogs. (Matthew 15:26)

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                                                      • Sammy The Penitent
                                                        Forum Member
                                                        Forum Member
                                                        • Nov 2012
                                                        • 289
                                                        #2759
                                                        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                                        Originally posted by Alexandria Puckett View Post
                                                        False.

                                                        (Love me some Whataburger though. )

                                                        TPUM has punched a gay!
                                                        False.

                                                        Any physical contact with a fruit can spread the AIDS virus. A 9 mm 115 grain round at 27 ft takes care of that problem.

                                                        TPUM bakes a tasty pie.
                                                        2 Samuel 11:13 And when David had called him, he did eat and drink before him; and he made him drunk: and at even he went out to lie on his bed with the servants of his lord, but went not down to his house.

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                                                          • Pastor Ezekiel
                                                            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                                             
                                                            • Sep 2006
                                                            • 78552
                                                            #2760
                                                            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                                            Originally posted by Sammy The Penitent View Post
                                                            TPUM bakes a tasty pie.
                                                            False. True Christian(tm) men never bake, as it is unmanly. My fiancee of 7 years, Sister Daisy Mae, bakes a wicked rabbit pie though.

                                                            The person under me despises abbreviations.
                                                            Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                                            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                                            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                                            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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