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  • Rev. M. Rodimer
    Honorary True Christian™
    Forum Member
    • May 2008
    • 13996

    #2566
    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

    Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
    I saw one of those in a movie once.



    The person under me is glad "facehuggers" are less common than "front-huggers", but would like to see both eliminated in favor of the Christian Side Hug.
    Bible boring? Nonsense!
    Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
    You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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    • Alphonse Alban
      Apostle to the Samites and Laplander Eskimos.
       
      • Feb 2011
      • 5724

      #2567
      Re: The person under me: (True or false)

      Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
      The person under me is glad "facehuggers" are less common than "front-huggers", but would like to see both eliminated in favor of the Christian Side Hug.
      True. I try to reduce carnal pleasures to bare minimum.

      Person under me thinks word "Kimchi" should be illegal for being so lewd.

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      • Jack O'fagan
        With faith as immovable as the Earth
        True Christian™
        • Feb 2011
        • 4836

        #2568
        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

        Originally posted by Alphonse Alban View Post
        True. I try to reduce carnal pleasures to bare minimum.

        Person under me thinks word "Kimchi" should be illegal for being so lewd.
        False

        The person underneath me thinks the word Kumquat should be illegal for being so lewd.
        Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.

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        I know God wouldn't let me believe in Him if He didn't exist.

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        • Jo Freddie
          Unsaved trash
          Hateful God mocking pirate
          • Apr 2009
          • 6339

          #2569
          Re: The person under me: (True or false)

          Originally posted by Jack O'fagan View Post
          False

          The person underneath me thinks the word Kumquat should be illegal for being so lewd.
          False
          The person below is resisting the temptation to act on the fact that most of the "true christians" here have a Backpfeifengesicht.
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          • Bobby-Joe
            Landover Security Superviser
            Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
            NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 18405

            #2570
            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

            Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
            False
            The person below is resisting the temptation to act on the fact that most of the "true christians" here have a Backpfeifengesicht.
            FALSE

            As Christ teaches me I do not judge my Christian neighbors for their pets that keep me up all night with their barking (and how many large dogs do you need Sister Talitha?)

            The person below me knows its not schadenfreude to watch the damn burn in Hell from Heaven.

            Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

            Hot Must ReadThreads!


            Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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            • Rev. M. Rodimer
              Honorary True Christian™
              Forum Member
              • May 2008
              • 13996

              #2571
              Re: The person under me: (True or false)

              Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
              FALSE

              As Christ teaches me I do not judge my Christian neighbors for their pets that keep me up all night with their barking (and how many large dogs do you need Sister Talitha?)

              The person below me knows its not schadenfreude to watch the damn burn in Hell from Heaven.
              I'm pretty sure all the Freuds will be in Hell, Brother, including Schaden.

              Or was she saved?

              The person below me thinks atheists are responsible for the sales of these depraved treats:



              Yes, you understand the picture correctly. Someone has bitten off part of the "baby", and its blood-colored filling is spraying forth.

              Then there are these, found in bowls at Planned Parenthood offices nationwide:



              I pray that's an umbilical cord.
              Bible boring? Nonsense!
              Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
              You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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              • Jo Freddie
                Unsaved trash
                Hateful God mocking pirate
                • Apr 2009
                • 6339

                #2572
                Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                The person below me thinks atheists are responsible for the sales of these depraved treats:
                False

                The person below thinks that fact BJ had no understanding of what Backpfeifengesicht means and clearly did not try to find out is symptomatic of brainwashing that prevents "true christians" from understanding reality.
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                • PetitionLady
                  Hates Obama. Really Hates Obama. Actually, REALLY REALLY REALLY Hates Obama.
                  Forum Member
                  • Nov 2010
                  • 883

                  #2573
                  Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                  Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                  False

                  The person below thinks that fact BJ had no understanding of what Backpfeifengesicht means and clearly did not try to find out is symptomatic of brainwashing that prevents "true christians" from understanding reality.
                  False. I'm not up on your jibber-jab.

                  The person below me does NOT believe that B. Hussein was born in the United States of America.
                  But whosoever shall deny me before men,
                  him will I also deny before my Father which is in heaven.
                  ~Matt. 10:33

                  ~~~~~~~
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                  • RagingLiberal
                    Unsaved trash, hateful queer
                    • Jan 2011
                    • 83

                    #2574
                    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                    False.


                    The person below me doesn't believe the ignorant lies often told about Obama.
                    Ezekiel 25:17: "I will execute great vengeance on them with furious rebukes; and they shall know that I am the Lord. When I lay My vengeance upon them."
                    PRO 4:7 "Wisdom is the principal thing; therefore get wisdom: and with all thy getting get understanding." ECC 1:18 "For in much wisdom is much grief: and he that increaseth knowledge increaseth sorrow."

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                    • PetitionLady
                      Hates Obama. Really Hates Obama. Actually, REALLY REALLY REALLY Hates Obama.
                      Forum Member
                      • Nov 2010
                      • 883

                      #2575
                      Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                      Originally posted by RagingLiberal View Post
                      False.


                      The person below me doesn't believe the ignorant lies often told about Obama.
                      True. I only believe the truth spoke of him.

                      The person below me knows that B. Hussein is a muslim who wishes death on all Americans.

                      (Piss be upon him)

                      But whosoever shall deny me before men,
                      him will I also deny before my Father which is in heaven.
                      ~Matt. 10:33

                      ~~~~~~~
                      Theme song in hell: "I Did it My Way"

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                      • Rev. M. Rodimer
                        Honorary True Christian™
                        Forum Member
                        • May 2008
                        • 13996

                        #2576
                        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                        Originally posted by PetitionLady View Post
                        True. I only believe the truth spoke of him.

                        The person below me knows that B. Hussein is a muslim who wishes death on all Americans.

                        (Piss be upon him)

                        . . . all except the Muslim Socialists like him, Sister!

                        Is THIS the Mark of the Beast?



                        The person under me will NEVER accept such a mark!
                        Bible boring? Nonsense!
                        Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                        You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                        • PetitionLady
                          Hates Obama. Really Hates Obama. Actually, REALLY REALLY REALLY Hates Obama.
                          Forum Member
                          • Nov 2010
                          • 883

                          #2577
                          Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                          Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                          . . . all except the Muslim Socialists like him, Sister!

                          Is THIS the Mark of the Beast?



                          The person under me will NEVER accept such a mark!
                          TRUE, TRUE, TRUE! Never, Brother!

                          The person below me is starting to get giddy about B. Hussein being a one-termer!

                          But whosoever shall deny me before men,
                          him will I also deny before my Father which is in heaven.
                          ~Matt. 10:33

                          ~~~~~~~
                          Theme song in hell: "I Did it My Way"

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                          • RagingLiberal
                            Unsaved trash, hateful queer
                            • Jan 2011
                            • 83

                            #2578
                            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                            Originally posted by PetitionLady View Post
                            TRUE, TRUE, TRUE! Never, Brother!

                            The person below me is starting to get giddy about B. Hussein being a one-termer!

                            False. It's either NoBama or GoBama, and I'm GoinBama.
                            The person below me realizes that both the GOP and the Democratic party use slander and lies to gain votes, so they will do their own research to find the truth.
                            Ezekiel 25:17: "I will execute great vengeance on them with furious rebukes; and they shall know that I am the Lord. When I lay My vengeance upon them."
                            PRO 4:7 "Wisdom is the principal thing; therefore get wisdom: and with all thy getting get understanding." ECC 1:18 "For in much wisdom is much grief: and he that increaseth knowledge increaseth sorrow."

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                            • Rev. M. Rodimer
                              Honorary True Christian™
                              Forum Member
                              • May 2008
                              • 13996

                              #2579
                              Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                              Originally posted by RagingLiberal View Post
                              False. It's either NoBama or GoBama, and I'm GoinBama.
                              The person below me realizes that both the GOP and the Democratic party use slander and lies to gain votes, so they will do their own research to find the truth.
                              Figures a homer like you would want to "Go in Obama". That's disgusting.

                              And FALSE. Only the Demoncrats and RINOs lie.

                              The person under me is horrified that the Muslim Brotherhood appears to be gaining power in Egypt, as the military "council" makes demonstrations illegal.
                              Bible boring? Nonsense!
                              Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                              You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                              • Mrs. Rogers
                                compassion personified
                                True Christian™
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 2692

                                #2580
                                Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                                I'm pretty sure all the Freuds will be in Hell, Brother, including Schaden.

                                Or was she saved?
                                My dear Rev. Rodimer: I have no idea as to Schaden's Saved Status™, but I do so hope Lucian is BURNING in Hell. Glory!
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