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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78556
    #2446
    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

    Originally posted by God's Flaming Sword View Post
    The person below me has spent the last few hours in their prayer closet praying for Sister Palin to be swept to power and the White House soon!
    False. The Holy Word of God prohibits women from usurping over any Man.



    The person under me is having dinner with John Boehner tonight.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • PetitionLady
        Hates Obama. Really Hates Obama. Actually, REALLY REALLY REALLY Hates Obama.
        Forum Member
        • Nov 2010
        • 883
        #2447
        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
        False. The Holy Word of God prohibits women from usurping over any Man.



        The person under me is having dinner with John Boehner tonight.
        False, but I wish I was. Our country is blessed with him.

        The person under me is trying to find a recipe for a hearty dinner tonight. Praise God!
        But whosoever shall deny me before men,
        him will I also deny before my Father which is in heaven.
        ~Matt. 10:33
        ~~~~~~~
        Theme song in hell: "I Did it My Way"

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          • God's Flaming Sword
            Forum Member
            Forum Member
            • Jan 2011
            • 233
            #2448
            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

            Originally posted by PetitionLady View Post
            False, but I wish I was. Our country is blessed with him.

            The person under me is trying to find a recipe for a hearty dinner tonight. Praise God!
            False but close - I had already had a hearty dinner of Venison!

            The person under me will start the day with an hour of prayers before work.
            If you don't believe it then go read your bible - you DON"T have a bible??? Then prepare for eternal damnation sinner.
            “If ye love me, keep my commandments.” – John 14:15
            "Vengeance Is Mine, I Will Repay Sayeth The Lord" - Romans 12:19

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              • Brother Harold Porter
                Landover Senior Outreach
                Touching Men, Women and Children with the Good News!
                True Christian™
                • Jun 2010
                • 8236
                #2449
                Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                Originally posted by God's Flaming Sword View Post
                False but close - I had already had a hearty dinner of Venison!

                The person under me will start the day with an hour of prayers before work.
                True, but often much more than one hour.

                The person below me has memorized all of Psalm.
                Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."

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                  • Jessica4JC
                    Forum Member
                    Forum Member
                    • Feb 2011
                    • 25
                    #2450
                    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                    Originally posted by Brother Harold Porter View Post
                    True, but often much more than one hour.

                    The person below me has memorized all of Psalm.
                    False. I do Bible study every day, but I am not learned in the extent of some of these pastors (apparently Pastor Ezekiel memorized the entire Bible as a child which is simply amazing. That is being a child savant.). The book I probably know best is 1 Corinthians.

                    The person below me believes that we need to show love to our husbands and wives everyday, not just on Valentine's Day.

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                      • God's Flaming Sword
                        Forum Member
                        Forum Member
                        • Jan 2011
                        • 233
                        #2451
                        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                        Originally posted by Jessica4JC View Post
                        False. I do Bible study every day, but I am not learned in the extent of some of these pastors (apparently Pastor Ezekiel memorized the entire Bible as a child which is simply amazing. That is being a child savant.). The book I probably know best is 1 Corinthians.

                        The person below me believes that we need to show love to our husbands and wives everyday, not just on Valentine's Day.
                        False - I believe that husbands should be good providers and wives should do as they are told everyday.

                        The person below me thinks Valentines Day is a papist bandwagon jumped on by heathens.
                        If you don't believe it then go read your bible - you DON"T have a bible??? Then prepare for eternal damnation sinner.
                        “If ye love me, keep my commandments.” – John 14:15
                        "Vengeance Is Mine, I Will Repay Sayeth The Lord" - Romans 12:19

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                          • Lost Sheep McUinnean
                            Linguistics and Translation Consultant
                            True Christian™
                            • Nov 2009
                            • 2193
                            #2452
                            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                            Originally posted by God's Flaming Sword View Post
                            False - I believe that husbands should be good providers and wives should do as they are told everyday.

                            The person below me thinks Valentines Day is a papist bandwagon jumped on by heathens.
                            False. Despite its non-religious connotations this user believes it is a campaign orchestrated by the paper and gift industries to self-promote, not in itself a bad thing, and at times a necessary evil to get certain parts of the economy boosting, particularly my sister-in-law, who owns a gift shop.

                            The person under me has, at one time or another, broken a Commandment.

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                              • Cody Parsons
                                Forum Member - trying, bless his heart
                                Forum Member
                                • Feb 2011
                                • 55
                                #2453
                                Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                True but Im better now.
                                The person under me knows that the man is in charge in a relationship and the girl has to obey him as long as his commands are godly.

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                                  • Mrs. Mary Whitford
                                    Ladies of Landover Senior VP
                                    One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
                                    Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
                                    True Christian™
                                    • Dec 2006
                                    • 12414
                                    #2454
                                    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                    True, and I can't think of many men more Godly than my husband, Mr. Whitford!


                                    The person under me can't wait for cherry season to start so we can start baking some cherry pies with fresh ingredients.
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                                      • Brother Enoch
                                        The Godliest Man in Godless Canuckistan
                                        True Christian™
                                        • Jun 2008
                                        • 4392
                                        #2455
                                        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                        True! I love my wife's cherry pies! She can do amazing things with cherries. I remember the cherry taco she gave me a few hours after we met. Fantastic!

                                        TPUM likes winter because its easier to spot roving band of munchkin-sized niglets.

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                                          • Brother Harold Porter
                                            Landover Senior Outreach
                                            Touching Men, Women and Children with the Good News!
                                            True Christian™
                                            • Jun 2010
                                            • 8236
                                            #2456
                                            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                            Originally posted by Brother Enoch View Post
                                            True! I love my wife's cherry pies! She can do amazing things with cherries. I remember the cherry taco she gave me a few hours after we met. Fantastic!

                                            TPUM likes winter because its easier to spot roving band of munchkin-sized niglets.
                                            False, snow drifts over three feet conceal them until they are plowed and disposed of in the Spring.

                                            The Christian under me can shoot and skin a moose and enjoy the stew without President Palin's help.
                                            Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."

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                                              • Sister Kitty
                                                True Christian™
                                                True Christian™
                                                • Mar 2010
                                                • 857
                                                #2457
                                                Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                                Originally posted by Brother Harold Porter View Post

                                                The Christian under me can shoot and skin a moose and enjoy the stew without President Palin's help.
                                                Well, duh!

                                                The person under me better know his place.
                                                Exodus 22:20 He that sacrificeth unto any god, save unto the LORD only, he shall be utterly destroyed.

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                                                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                                                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                                     
                                                    • Sep 2006
                                                    • 78556
                                                    #2458
                                                    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                                    Originally posted by Sister Kitty View Post
                                                    The person under me better know his place.
                                                    True: Somewhere between Jesus and all the rest of you.


                                                    The person under me has a sore arm from whipping his 14 year old Indonesian houseboy for spilling his after dinner brandy.
                                                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                                      • PetitionLady
                                                        Hates Obama. Really Hates Obama. Actually, REALLY REALLY REALLY Hates Obama.
                                                        Forum Member
                                                        • Nov 2010
                                                        • 883
                                                        #2459
                                                        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                                        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                                        True: Somewhere between Jesus and all the rest of you.


                                                        The person under me has a sore arm from whipping his 14 year old Indonesian houseboy for spilling his after dinner brandy.
                                                        False, since I don't have a houseboy.

                                                        The person under me is laughing about the ill house/Playboy Mansion sickness... good news.

                                                        Praise God!
                                                        But whosoever shall deny me before men,
                                                        him will I also deny before my Father which is in heaven.
                                                        ~Matt. 10:33
                                                        ~~~~~~~
                                                        Theme song in hell: "I Did it My Way"

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                                                          • Lycia The Repentant
                                                            Ex-prostitute on her knees for the Lord
                                                            Now that she's Saved©, Priceless
                                                            True Christian™
                                                            • Sep 2010
                                                            • 2019
                                                            #2460
                                                            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                                            Originally posted by PetitionLady View Post
                                                            The person under me is laughing about the ill house/Playboy Mansion sickness... good news.

                                                            Praise God!
                                                            TRUE! There's nothing better than seeing the Lord smite those whoremongers and harlots!

                                                            The person under me believes in all sorts of crazy things like extraterrestrials.
                                                            "Whether of them twain did the will of his father? They say unto him, The first. Jesus saith unto them, Verily I say unto you, That the publicans and the harlots go into the kingdom of God before you. For John came unto you in the way of righteousness, and ye believed him not: but the publicans and the harlots believed him: and ye, when ye had seen it, repented not afterward, that ye might believe him." Matthew 21:31-32

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