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  • #2671
    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

    Originally posted by MisterM View Post
    The person below me can make delicious pie.
    Well I like to think that my pie is delicious!

    The person below me owns a gun!
    Proverbs 14:1

    Every wise woman buildeth her house:
    but the foolish plucketh it down with her hands.

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    • #2672
      Re: The person under me: (True or false)

      Originally posted by Pure_Angel View Post
      The person below me owns a gun!
      Yes. Many.

      The person below me is a God-hating fool.

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      • #2673
        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

        Originally posted by Brother Shawn View Post

        The person below me is a God-hating fool.
        No, he is not!

        The person above me is Seth.
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • #2674
          Re: The person under me: (True or false)

          The person under me has black friends.
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          • #2675
            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

            Originally posted by Virginia D. Templeton View Post
            The person under me has black friends.
            True. I'm open-minded so I try to ignore the smell.

            The person under me works for a Jew.

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            • #2676
              Re: The person under me: (True or false)

              Originally posted by Brother Enoch View Post

              The person under me works for a Jew.
              False. Contrary to popular opinion, Jesus (my boss) is NOT a damned joo!



              The person under me wants to wash my feet with her hair.
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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              • #2677
                Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                False. Contrary to popular opinion, Jesus (my boss) is NOT a damned joo!



                The person under me wants to wash my feet with her hair.
                Not really, no! Insufficient hair and too many penises.

                The person below me hates The Wizard of Oz
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                Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                The truth about volcanos
                Sex and debauchery in public schools
                Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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                • #2678
                  Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                  Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                  False. Contrary to popular opinion, Jesus (my boss) is NOT a damned joo!



                  The person under me wants to wash my feet with her hair.

                  I sure do. There are only 2 people I would do that for you and JESUS!

                  The person under me is not a man hating lezbean.
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                  • #2679
                    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                    Originally posted by Daisy Mae Johnson View Post
                    I sure do. There are only 2 people I would do that for you and JESUS!

                    The person under me is not a man hating lezbean.
                    TRUE I have never had lezbean sex with a woman.

                    The person under me is concerned about being a victim of the notorious Midwest "Bender" gang. An all transvestite biker gang that kidnaps men and forces their victims into women's clothing.

                    Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                    • #2680
                      Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                      Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                      The person under me is concerned about being a victim of the notorious Midwest "Bender" gang. An all transvestite biker gang that kidnaps men and forces their victims into women's clothing.
                      False. I have a gun right by me.
                      The person under me is a hippie.

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                      • #2681
                        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                        Originally posted by Brother Shawn View Post
                        The person under me is a hippie.
                        False, but I have a couple of them in my basement.


                        The person under me loves to make satan angry!
                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                        • #2682
                          Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                          False, but I have a couple of them in my basement.


                          The person under me loves to make satan angry!
                          Absolutely true. I particularly like to make Satan angry by not noticing other men's bodies.

                          The person under me is Rapture Ready!
                          The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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                          • #2683
                            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                            Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
                            Absolutely true. I particularly like to make Satan angry by not noticing other men's bodies.

                            The person under me is Rapture Ready!
                            Yes, all my windows are open just in case. The children keep complaining about cold bedrooms but it's nothing a belt won't sort out.

                            The person under me doesn't cook a kid in its mothers milk.
                            Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.

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                            I know God wouldn't let me believe in Him if He didn't exist.

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                            • #2684
                              Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                              Originally posted by Jack O'fagan View Post
                              Yes, all my windows are open just in case. The children keep complaining about cold bedrooms but it's nothing a belt won't sort out.

                              The person under me doesn't cook a kid in its mothers milk.
                              True. Even toddlers don't fit in any of my pans and she's too busy at the sink to be interrupted with the milking.

                              The person under me has climbed an exceeding high mountain.
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                              Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                              John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                              Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                              The truth about volcanos
                              Sex and debauchery in public schools
                              Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                              God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                              Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

                              Comment

                              • #2685
                                Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
                                True. Even toddlers don't fit in any of my pans and she's too busy at the sink to be interrupted with the milking.

                                The person under me has climbed an exceeding high mountain.
                                Yes. It was a hard road from my working class, Union Democratic family roots to being a Godly Christian (as in white, male, Republican, Baptist)

                                The person below me has been sexually harassed by his female employees and can feel Herman Cain's pain.

                                Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

                                Hot Must ReadThreads!


                                Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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