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  • Re: The person under me: (True or false)

    Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post

    The person below me cannot start his day without some proper American bacon.
    True. Even when I'm Preaching the Good News in Godless Japan.


    The person under me is investing in rice and sushi futures.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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    • Re: The person under me: (True or false)

      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
      True. Even when I'm Preaching the Good News in Godless Japan.


      The person under me is investing in rice and sushi futures.
      Flase, but I did have some very nice Teppanyaki this week.

      The person under me understands and agrees with this:
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      • Re: The person under me: (True or false)

        Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
        Flase, but I did have some very nice Teppanyaki this week.

        The person under me understands and agrees with this:
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        What's that? The mark of the beast?

        No one here agrees with anything you say, demon.


        The person under me rejoices that Jesus is sending thousands of chinks to hell at long last!
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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        • Re: The person under me: (True or false)

          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
          The person under me rejoices that Jesus is sending thousands of chinks to hell at long last!
          False only a sick individual would rejoice in such a tragedy, mind you such a comment from Zekie boy comes as no revelation on that front.

          The person below me thinks that in times of such crisis we have a duty to our fellow humans, regardless of faith, race or ideology to give whatever assistance we can.
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          • Re: The person under me: (True or false)

            Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
            The person below me thinks that in times of such crisis we have a duty to our fellow humans, regardless of faith, race or ideology to give whatever assistance we can.
            FALSE! I wouldn't help a pedophile molest children, so why would I help heathens if they're not willing to accept Jesus as their personal Lord and Savior?

            The person below me thinks America needs more nuclear power plants. It is the safest, cleanest source of energy around, after all.
            "Whether of them twain did the will of his father? They say unto him, The first. Jesus saith unto them, Verily I say unto you, That the publicans and the harlots go into the kingdom of God before you. For John came unto you in the way of righteousness, and ye believed him not: but the publicans and the harlots believed him: and ye, when ye had seen it, repented not afterward, that ye might believe him." Matthew 21:31-32

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            • Re: The person under me: (True or false)

              Originally posted by Lycia The Repentant View Post

              The person below me thinks America needs more nuclear power plants. It is the safest, cleanest source of energy around, after all.
              True! Especially since they were invented by Americans!


              The person under me thinks that handing out Bibles is the best way to help out in any emergency.
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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              • Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                True! Especially since they were invented by Americans!


                The person under me thinks that handing out Bibles is the best way to help out in any emergency.
                False, you should go there and do something.
                "Hands that serve are holier than the lips that pray".

                The person below me believes that natural disasters are God's way of "eye for an eye".
                A fool's lips enter into contention, and his mouth calleth for strokes. Proverbs 18:6

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                • Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                  Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                  The person under me thinks that handing out Bibles is the best way to help out in any emergency.
                  False, only situations I can think of where that would help are if you are short of either kindling or toilet paper.

                  The person below me is going to do something to mark Day on Monday (3-14)
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                  • Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                    Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                    The person below me is going to do something to mark Day on Monday (3-14)
                    I shall join the fray, True. I made a delicious cherry pie.

                    The person below me has never read the NIV Bible.

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                    • Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                      Originally posted by DirtyHeretic View Post
                      I shall join the fray, True. I made a delicious cherry pie.

                      The person below me has never read the NIV Bible.
                      False I have read the KJV, NIV and the New English versions of the collected fairy tales

                      The person below me is relieved that Disney are not going to do a 3D remake of Yellow Submarine.
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                      • Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                        Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                        False I have read the KJV, NIV and the New English versions of the collected fairy tales

                        The person below me is relieved that Disney are not going to do a 3D remake of Yellow Submarine.
                        True. It sounds filthy and sinful.

                        The Christian below me has witnessed for Jesus Christ in Las Vegas.
                        Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."

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                        • Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                          Originally posted by Brother Harold Porter View Post

                          The Christian below me has witnessed for Jesus Christ in Las Vegas.
                          True! I've witnessed for Christ in all 50 states, but maybe Rev. Jim will share with you the story of the last time he and I were witnessing for Jesus on the strip. I don't want to talk out of school, but it was a close one for both of us.


                          The person under me has no intention of eating mick food this week, and that includes "green beer."
                          Who Will Jesus Damn?

                          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                          • Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                            The person under me has no intention of eating mick food this week, and that includes "green beer."
                            Beannachtam na Femle Padraig.
                            Imeacht gan teacht ort.

                            The person below me has got a nice stock of Poitín in.
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                            • Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                              Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                              Beannachtam na Femle Padraig.
                              Imeacht gan teacht ort.

                              The person below me has got a nice stock of Poitín in.
                              False. Alcohol slows down housework!

                              The person below me can't wait for Barack Hussein to leave office!

                              Let his days be few; and let another take his office. Psalm 109:8
                              But whosoever shall deny me before men,
                              him will I also deny before my Father which is in heaven.
                              ~Matt. 10:33

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                              • Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                Originally posted by PetitionLady View Post
                                The person below me can't wait for Barack Hussein to leave office!
                                Who is Barack Hussein? Is he the Prime Minister of Libya? :s

                                The person below me believes that the world is really a flat plate supported on the back of a giant tortoise, and that it is supported by turtles all the way down.
                                A fool's lips enter into contention, and his mouth calleth for strokes. Proverbs 18:6

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