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  • #2701
    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

    Originally posted by Daisy Mae Johnson View Post
    True

    The person under me has a singing voice like that of an angel.

    False. I can sing (someone's in the choir for a reason), but like an angel? I think not.

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    • #2702
      Re: The person under me: (True or false)

      The person under me is a bass singer.

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      • #2703
        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

        Originally posted by shy Rita View Post
        The person under me is a bass singer.
        False. I know nothing about fishing.

        The person under me enjoys the phone sex.
        1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

        Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

        Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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        • #2704
          Re: The person under me: (True or false)

          Originally posted by Laurence Niles View Post
          False. I know nothing about fishing.
          The term "bass singer" isn't referring to fishing. It's referring to someone with a voice that's really deep. Like deeper than a tenor.

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          • #2705
            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

            Originally posted by Laurence Niles View Post
            False. I know nothing about fishing.

            The person under me enjoys the phone sex.
            False, but I suspect we're doing it wrong.



            The person under me needs a better job.

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            • #2706
              Re: The person under me: (True or false)

              Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
              False, but I suspect we're doing it wrong.

              <PORNOGRAPHIC IMAGE REMOVED>

              The person under me needs a better job.
              False. But I suspect a number of people viewing that image at work will be seeking employment soon after.

              Typical of atheists, no concern whatsoever about what happens to others. A young mother and her child were visiting me for counseling when I scrolled down to that disgusting photo. I had to lay her on my bed for nearly half an hour and fan her while she recovered!

              And now I have to go look for her brat. Child, I mean.

              Thanks a lot.

              The person below me thinks Didymus Much should go back to 4chan with all the other gayporn addicts.
              Bible boring? Nonsense!
              Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
              You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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              • #2707
                Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                True. The person below me is ready to pass out.
                Posted via Mobile Device

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                • #2708
                  Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                  Originally posted by shy Rita View Post
                  The person below me is ready to pass out.
                  Posted via Mobile Device
                  False, although I nearly passed out at last Sunday's after-church Young Men's Prayer Circle.


                  The person under me is opposed to pickles, and all other obviously gay food items.
                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                  Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                  • #2709
                    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                    The person under me is opposed to pickles, and all other obviously gay food items.
                    True. Nothing gaywise will ever enter my regions.

                    The person under is terribly impressed.
                    1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

                    Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

                    Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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                    • #2710
                      Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                      Originally posted by Laurence Niles View Post
                      True. Nothing gaywise will ever enter my regions.

                      The person under is terribly impressed.
                      False. Not sure what to be impressed by.

                      The person below me has been in a fight.

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                      • #2711
                        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                        Originally posted by shy Rita View Post
                        False. Not sure what to be impressed by.

                        The person below me has been in a fight.
                        True. I fight Satan daily. And I win every time, no matter how long I have to spank her!

                        TPUM loves squishing squirrels.

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                        • #2712
                          Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                          Originally posted by Brother Enoch View Post
                          True. I fight Satan daily. And I win every time, no matter how long I have to spank her!

                          TPUM loves squishing squirrels.
                          False. Do you know how hard it is to get squirrel brains out of Italian leather?

                          The person under me is an eager supporter of and will vote for the cracker-worshiping, Pope-obeying, Satanic Rick Santorum.
                          Bible boring? Nonsense!
                          Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                          You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                          • #2713
                            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                            Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                            False. Do you know how hard it is to get squirrel brains out of Italian leather?

                            The person under me is an eager supporter of and will vote for the cracker-worshiping, Pope-obeying, Satanic Rick Santorum.
                            False. I don't vote for Catholics.

                            The person under me actually likes Country music.

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                            • #2714
                              Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                              Originally posted by shy Rita View Post
                              The person under me actually likes Country music.
                              True, if they sing about Jesus.


                              The person under me likes to drink pickle juice.
                              Who Will Jesus Damn?

                              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                              • #2715
                                Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                True, if they sing about Jesus.


                                The person under me likes to drink pickle juice.
                                False. Never have I slurped on a pickle or guzzled Gherkin juice.

                                The person under me wonders why children come here to insult us for following Jesus instead of going to their Mommy's church to tell people they know how stupid they are . . .
                                Bible boring? Nonsense!
                                Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                                You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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