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  • shy Rita
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Mar 2012
    • 250
    #2701
    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

    Originally posted by Daisy Mae Johnson View Post
    True

    The person under me has a singing voice like that of an angel.

    False. I can sing (someone's in the choir for a reason), but like an angel? I think not.

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      • shy Rita
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
        • Mar 2012
        • 250
        #2702
        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

        The person under me is a bass singer.

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          • Dr Laurence Niles
            Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
             
            • Jan 2012
            • 9062
            #2703
            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

            Originally posted by shy Rita View Post
            The person under me is a bass singer.
            False. I know nothing about fishing.

            The person under me enjoys the phone sex.
            1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

            Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

            Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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              • shy Rita
                Confirmed Enemy of God
                BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                • Mar 2012
                • 250
                #2704
                Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                Originally posted by Laurence Niles View Post
                False. I know nothing about fishing.
                The term "bass singer" isn't referring to fishing. It's referring to someone with a voice that's really deep. Like deeper than a tenor.

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                  • Didymus Much
                    Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
                    • Jun 2010
                    • 14076
                    #2705
                    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                    Originally posted by Laurence Niles View Post
                    False. I know nothing about fishing.

                    The person under me enjoys the phone sex.
                    False, but I suspect we're doing it wrong.



                    The person under me needs a better job.

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                      • Rev. M. Rodimer
                        Honorary True Christian™
                        Forum Member
                        • May 2008
                        • 13996
                        #2706
                        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                        Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
                        False, but I suspect we're doing it wrong.

                        <PORNOGRAPHIC IMAGE REMOVED>

                        The person under me needs a better job.
                        False. But I suspect a number of people viewing that image at work will be seeking employment soon after.

                        Typical of atheists, no concern whatsoever about what happens to others. A young mother and her child were visiting me for counseling when I scrolled down to that disgusting photo. I had to lay her on my bed for nearly half an hour and fan her while she recovered!

                        And now I have to go look for her brat. Child, I mean.

                        Thanks a lot.

                        The person below me thinks Didymus Much should go back to 4chan with all the other gayporn addicts.
                        Bible boring? Nonsense!
                        Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                        You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                          • shy Rita
                            Confirmed Enemy of God
                            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                            • Mar 2012
                            • 250
                            #2707
                            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                            True. The person below me is ready to pass out.
                            Posted via Mobile Device

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                              • Pastor Ezekiel
                                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                 
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 78551
                                #2708
                                Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                Originally posted by shy Rita View Post
                                The person below me is ready to pass out.
                                Posted via Mobile Device
                                False, although I nearly passed out at last Sunday's after-church Young Men's Prayer Circle.


                                The person under me is opposed to pickles, and all other obviously gay food items.
                                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                  • Dr Laurence Niles
                                    Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
                                     
                                    • Jan 2012
                                    • 9062
                                    #2709
                                    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                    The person under me is opposed to pickles, and all other obviously gay food items.
                                    True. Nothing gaywise will ever enter my regions.

                                    The person under is terribly impressed.
                                    1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

                                    Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

                                    Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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                                      • shy Rita
                                        Confirmed Enemy of God
                                        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                                        • Mar 2012
                                        • 250
                                        #2710
                                        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                        Originally posted by Laurence Niles View Post
                                        True. Nothing gaywise will ever enter my regions.

                                        The person under is terribly impressed.
                                        False. Not sure what to be impressed by.

                                        The person below me has been in a fight.

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                                          • Brother Enoch
                                            The Godliest Man in Godless Canuckistan
                                            True Christian™
                                            • Jun 2008
                                            • 4392
                                            #2711
                                            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                            Originally posted by shy Rita View Post
                                            False. Not sure what to be impressed by.

                                            The person below me has been in a fight.
                                            True. I fight Satan daily. And I win every time, no matter how long I have to spank her!

                                            TPUM loves squishing squirrels.

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                                              • Rev. M. Rodimer
                                                Honorary True Christian™
                                                Forum Member
                                                • May 2008
                                                • 13996
                                                #2712
                                                Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                                Originally posted by Brother Enoch View Post
                                                True. I fight Satan daily. And I win every time, no matter how long I have to spank her!

                                                TPUM loves squishing squirrels.
                                                False. Do you know how hard it is to get squirrel brains out of Italian leather?

                                                The person under me is an eager supporter of and will vote for the cracker-worshiping, Pope-obeying, Satanic Rick Santorum.
                                                Bible boring? Nonsense!
                                                Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                                                You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                                                  • shy Rita
                                                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                                                    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                                                    • Mar 2012
                                                    • 250
                                                    #2713
                                                    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                                    Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                                                    False. Do you know how hard it is to get squirrel brains out of Italian leather?

                                                    The person under me is an eager supporter of and will vote for the cracker-worshiping, Pope-obeying, Satanic Rick Santorum.
                                                    False. I don't vote for Catholics.

                                                    The person under me actually likes Country music.

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                                                      • Pastor Ezekiel
                                                        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                                         
                                                        • Sep 2006
                                                        • 78551
                                                        #2714
                                                        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                                        Originally posted by shy Rita View Post
                                                        The person under me actually likes Country music.
                                                        True, if they sing about Jesus.


                                                        The person under me likes to drink pickle juice.
                                                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                                          • Rev. M. Rodimer
                                                            Honorary True Christian™
                                                            Forum Member
                                                            • May 2008
                                                            • 13996
                                                            #2715
                                                            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                                            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                                            True, if they sing about Jesus.


                                                            The person under me likes to drink pickle juice.
                                                            False. Never have I slurped on a pickle or guzzled Gherkin juice.

                                                            The person under me wonders why children come here to insult us for following Jesus instead of going to their Mommy's church to tell people they know how stupid they are . . .
                                                            Bible boring? Nonsense!
                                                            Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                                                            You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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