[Annie1]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

Does she want a pearl necklace, Brother?

I like getting gifts but I would never actually ask for something. That would be rude and selfish.

Matthew 5:3 - Blessed are the poor in spirit: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.

The person below me is ticked off that President Hussein Obama has continued to encourage the spread of Islamofascism throughout the world.

True. That Obama is a bad bad man

The person below me thinks the color changing leaves are pretty.

[Sister Rebecca]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

The person below me thinks the color changing leaves are pretty.

False. But I do think the leaves changing colors are pretty.



The person below me thinks they'll bag more witches on this year's all satan's eve witch hunt than Pastor Zeke.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

The person below me thinks they'll bag more witches on this year's all satan's eve witch hunt than Pastor Zeke.

True. I already killed the most witches last year, but they weren't counted because my Smith and Wesson 500 Mag Hunter made them hard to recognize. This year I am, against my usual habit, aiming at the heart instead of the head.

The person below me agrees the time is right to nuke Denmark.

[Seth Campbell]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

True. I already killed the most witches last year, but they weren't counted because my Smith and Wesson 500 Mag Hunter made them hard to recognize. This year I am, against my usual habit, aiming at the heart instead of the head.

The person below me agrees the time is right to nuke Denmark.

False: We have to get the 10 True Christians(TM) off that rock first.

Next: The person below me thinks that live woundeds should count in the witch hunt as they can be saved for next year.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

False: We have to get the 10 True Christians™ off that rock first.

Next: The person below me thinks that live woundeds should count in the witch hunt as they can be saved for next year.

True! But only if they are stored at the TermiWix facility, at a reasonable weekly rate, where the wounded witches can be properly cared for and given opportunities for Salvation.

The person below me wants to buy shares in TermiWix.

[James Dewitt]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

The person below me wants to buy shares in TermiWix.

True Kind of, I might buy the entire Company.


The person below me is not a happy camper because I bagged three witches with on shot( You have to love single file lines and a high power rifle)

[Sister Rebecca]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

The person below me is not a happy camper because I bagged three witches with on shot( You have to love single file lines and a high power rifle)

True. Husband got powerful irritated with that luck shot and decided that I had to stay up late tonight tracking for him.


The person below me thinks Rev. Rodimer should just finish those wily hags off once and for all.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

The person below me thinks Rev. Rodimer should just finish those wily hags off once and for all.

False. He's in competition with me for most witch kills again this season. The more he leaves alive, the fewer points he gets.


The person below me was passing gas so much during today's sermon that half the rear pews had to evacuate.


(You know who you are. Don't deny it. )

[BelieverInGod]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

True! But only if they are stored at the TermiWix facility, at a reasonable weekly rate, where the wounded witches can be properly cared for and given opportunities for Salvation.

The person below me wants to buy shares in TermiWix.

Okay, I'm not playing here, but could you PM me the phone number of TermiWix? Those three locked in that kennel are getting on my nerves. Somehow they don't think the top quality kibble I'm giving them is "good enough" they want organic vegan food.

I want them gone!

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

Okay, I'm not playing here, but could you PM me the phone number of TermiWix? Those three locked in that kennel are getting on my nerves. Somehow they don't think the top quality kibble I'm giving them is "good enough" they want organic vegan food.

I want them gone!

Done, Sister!

[Jo Freddie]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

The person below me was passing gas so much during today's sermon that half the rear pews had to evacuate.


(You know who you are. Don't deny it. )

False: I did not attend your stand up performance yesterday, your one liners are all too old and stale (and was deviled better by Emo Phillips the first time round), and your observational material needs more work.

The person below me agrees Zekie Boy has to do a lot of work before they will let him back on stage at the Comedy Store.

[Annie1]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

False. I think that Pastor Ezekiel has a better sense of humor than you mister pirate.

The person below me is going to get a taxidermied witch for their trophy room.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

False. I think that Pastor Ezekiel has a better sense of humor than you mister pirate.

I have a sense of humor so therefore I have a better sense of humor the your priest.

The person below me is going to get a taxidermied witch for their trophy room.

False: I do not condone the hunting of the mentally ill by the mentally infirm (and I have already told Pastor Deacon Fred he can NOT hunt on my land)

The person below me thinks that a Homonym is something sexual.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

I have a sense of humor so therefore I have a better sense of humor the your priest.

We're not Catholic and don't have priests. You've been here long enough to know better than that. Perhaps you should look into Landover's Ex-Retarded program!

False: I do not condone the hunting of the mentally ill by the mentally infirm (and I have already told Pastor Deacon Fred he can NOT hunt on my land)

I don't think anyone from Landover was planning to cross the Atlantic to hunt in the backyard of your semi-detached Council home . . . where witch-hunting isn't legal anyway . . .

The person below me thinks that a Homonym is something sexual.

False! But it's very close to Homonympho, and they are sexually obsessed!

The person below me wonders why Jo Freddie decided to make the Retarded lifestyle choice, even after months of posting here and knowing there is help.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

We're not Catholic and don't have priests. You've been here long enough to know better than that. Perhaps you should look into Landover's Ex-Retarded program!


I don't think anyone from Landover was planning to cross the Atlantic to hunt in the backyard of your semi-detached Council home . . . where witch-hunting isn't legal anyway . . .


False! But it's very close to Homonympho, and they are sexually obsessed!

Yet another person confusing Greek with Latin...

The person below me wonders why Jo Freddie decided to make the Retarded lifestyle choice, even after months of posting here and knowing there is help.

I am not in need of Help, I post here in the hope that I can get though to some people how retarded this church is.

Person below me really needs to learn the difference between the meaning of the Greek "homo" and the Latin "Homo"