[MidwestCatLady]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

True, I like my lips to be orange. And I do dig that cool kat!

The person under me makes crop circles in their lawn.

True - I love to mow in different patterns and grew up on a farm where I had 80 acres to mow and each time I tried to come up with a new pattern.

The person under me is still a Virgin.

[Shinigami]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

True - I love to mow in different patterns and grew up on a farm where I had 80 acres to mow and each time I tried to come up with a new pattern.

The person under me is still a Virgin.

Practicing psychic power jigaboo still in violation of God's Word I see.

The person under me feels that anyone with psychic powers should be stoned for being a blasphemous presence to the LORD.

[Meek and Humble]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

True!

The person under me is a whore.

[MidwestCatLady]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

True

But doesn't that make you a blasphemous psychic as well since whore is the opposite of Virgin or do the Saved get to predict what happens to the damned? I cannot find this passage in print only the quote from above about psychics being damned. Are you really a psychologist that knew I could not resist responding?

BTW - no longer practicing whoredom as I'm now married to my rapist and looking for Salvation by learning to read the KJ Bible here at LBC.

[Meek and Humble]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

I really have no idea what you are talking about.

[MidwestCatLady]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

Heathen Basher - I know you are going to think I'm kidding, but I have been suffering from a long illness (hence, the free time). Today, right about the time you sent that prayer out, my pain started to go away and my gut started to feel better. I even was able to eat some food.

Thanks.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

Heathen Basher - I know you are going to think I'm kidding, but I have been suffering from a long illness (hence, the free time). Today, right about the time you sent that prayer out, my pain started to go away and my gut started to feel better. I even was able to eat some food.

Thanks.

Um . . . True! and Glory!

The person below me was never truly Saved©, because the truly Saved© cannot sin, and if someone Saved© were to backslide, he would be condemned to Hellfire.

Hebrews 6:4-8

4 For it is impossible for those who were once enlightened, and have tasted of the heavenly gift, and were made partakers of the Holy Ghost,

5 And have tasted the good word of God, and the powers of the world to come,

6 If they shall fall away, to renew them again unto repentance; seeing they crucify to themselves the Son of God afresh, and put him to an open shame.

7 For the earth which drinketh in the rain that cometh oft upon it, and bringeth forth herbs meet for them by whom it is dressed, receiveth blessing from God:

8 But that which beareth thorns and briers is rejected, and is nigh unto cursing; whose end is to be burned.

There are no second chances with Jesus! Praise! Best not be embarassing Him!

However, the Good Lord recognizes that I am honest in my endeavours to turn my life around. I thank Sweet Jesus for giving me a second, well third, fourth, I don't know how many chances....but I thank him from the bottom of my sinning humble Christian heart that I can start my life over (again).

When did you finally get Saved©, Mr. Osborne? How did your fifth wife respond when you told her you could no longer commit whoredoms with her?

BTW - no longer practicing whoredom as I'm now married to my rapist and looking for Salvation by learning to read the KJ Bible here at LBC.

Glory! Congratulations! You should post this romantic story in the Wedding Bells section.

To repeat: The person below me was never truly Saved©, because the truly Saved© cannot sin, and if someone Saved© were to backslide, he would be condemned to Hellfire.

[Meek and Humble]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

False.

The person under me is Pentecostal.

[Nurse Clampett]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

False.

The person under me is Pentecostal.

FALSE!
The person under me has dust bunnies in his\her house.

[SUV]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

The person under me has dust bunnies in his\her house.

No, Nuss, but I do still have several Easter Bunnies that Dora Denkins dropped off. Like this Fat frisker:



Next: The person under me once went to a Chinkee "Restaurant" and Ate the "Food" (quite possibly what is pictured above).

[Leslie Gambee]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

False. Jesus would never eat food prepared by a slanty eyed woman.

The person below me knows men are superior to women in every way.

[SUV]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

False. Jesus would never eat food prepared by a slanty eyed woman.

Brother, do you claim that you are Jesus then?

[JennyD]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

False. Jesus would never eat food prepared by a slanty eyed woman.

The person below me knows men are superior to women in every way.

False. Women are far superior at child-bearing, pie-making, and a number of other womanly skills.

The person below me thinks that "Gumby" and "Pokey" are good clean fun for Christian children.

[Nurse Clampett]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

False. Women are far superior at child-bearing, pie-making, and a number of other womanly skills.

The person below me thinks that "Gumby" and "Pokey" are good clean fun for Christian children.

False. That whole series was a homosexual LSD trip on the part of the creator.
The person below me was forced encouraged to watch Davey and Goliath as a child.

[Meek and Humble]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

False. I'm not that old.

The person under me has seen anime.