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  • #301
    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

    True. I'm working on marriage number Five, and even this one is starting to go south!

    The person under me has protested evolution in public schools by "accidentally" starting a fire in the science lab.

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    • #302
      Re: The person under me: (True or false)

      True. It also served to illustrate how hot hellfire is to one young lad in particular!

      The person below me thinks that Jesus would respect Catholics as True Christians™.

      Proverbs 23:14- "Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell."

      All Unsaved Trash: Read this before posting.

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      • #303
        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

        100% False!

        The person under me has prayed the rosary.

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        • #304
          Re: The person under me: (True or false)

          Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post

          The person under me has prayed the rosary.
          True. I have prayed (to Jesus) that He cause every rosary on earth to spontaneously combust.

          The person under me thinks throwing darts is a sport.
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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          • #305
            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

            False.

            The person under me thinks football is a game.

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            • #306
              Re: The person under me: (True or false)

              Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
              False.

              The person under me thinks football is a game.
              False. It's a homosexual act.
              The person under me has taken LSD (MP Helmholtz excluded)
              Luke 5:31
              And Jesus answering said unto them, They that are whole need not a physician; but they that are sick

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              • #307
                Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                Originally posted by Nurse Clampett View Post
                False. It's a homosexual act.
                The person under me has taken LSD (MP Helmholtz excluded)
                VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY TRUE!!!! Why, the first time I dropped acid was....Oh wait. I have to sit this round out. Damn!
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                SPACESHIP JESUS appeared to me in Astronaut form when I was staying in a motel in 1974. He then told me the TRUTH about our world and what illusions the SATANIC ALLIANCE uses to control us! To this day, I still receive SPACESHIP RADIO SIGNALS INTO MY BRAIN. Absolve yourself of your limited Matrix existence.

                Hosea 9:7
                The days of visitation are come, the days of recompence are come; Israel shall know it: the prophet is a fool, the spiritual man is mad, for the multitude of thine iniquity, and the great hatred.

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                • #308
                  Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                  Originally posted by Nurse Clampett View Post
                  The person under me has taken LSD (MP Helmholtz excluded)
                  You mean the Mormons? I've never taken them anywhere. They just stay down there in my basement, waiting....

                  The person under me has worn a lampshade as a hat at a party.
                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                  Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                  • #309
                    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                    You mean the Mormons? I've never taken them anywhere. They just stay down there in my basement, waiting....

                    The person under me has worn a lampshade as a hat at a party.
                    Hmm, True in a way. I've warn a fez (which resembles a lampshade) at a Black Muslim party honoring Louis Farrakhan's achievements in promoting civil rights and racial harmony.

                    The person below me uses their own dung as fertilizer for their tomato garden, since it its enviromentally friendly and keeps our oceans clean by reducing the amount of fecal waste going down into our sewers. (By the way, my tomatoes are the biggest in Berkeley and if any of you ever come up here, I'd be happy to make you my Tomato Mozarella paninis. )
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                    Professor Emerita of African-American Studies at UC Berkeley

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                    • #310
                      Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                      Originally posted by Professor Tyeisha X View Post
                      Hmm, True in a way. I've warn a fez (which resembles a lampshade) at a Black Muslim party honoring Louis Farrakhan's achievements in promoting civil rights and racial harmony.

                      The person below me uses their own dung as fertilizer for their tomato garden, since it its enviromentally friendly and keeps our oceans clean by reducing the amount of fecal waste going down into our sewers. (By the way, my tomatoes are the biggest in Berkeley and if any of you ever come up here, I'd be happy to make you my Tomato Mozarella paninis. )
                      The Nation of Islam would be laughed at/shot at by any real Muslim. The Shia and the Sunni would stop fighting and kill all the NoI morons. Not that Islam is a good religion or anything...but they would know what to do with the NoI. Since our little niggeress doesn't want to play...
                      The person under me thinks Asians should be allowed into the Kingdom of God.
                      I have no sig to put here. Just haven't thought about it yet and don't have an idea what to do. Got suggestions? PM me and let me know.

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                      • #311
                        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                        Sure, as long as they repent of the sins they race is prone to.

                        The person under me likes video games

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                        • #312
                          Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                          Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post
                          True. I'm working on marriage number Five, and even this one is starting to go south!
                          Adulterer! How dare you call yourself a "reverend" when you are an adulterer several times over?

                          Originally posted by Heathen Basher
                          The person under me likes video games
                          Well, I did try the Left Behind video game, but it wasn't very exciting. And I found the gang-rape scenes really offensive.

                          So I guess that's a maybe.

                          The person below me thinks that Professor Xylena Y needs to strike fear into the hearts of little white boys who imitate Ebonics.
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                          • #313
                            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                            Originally posted by JennyD View Post
                            Adulterer! How dare you call yourself a "reverend" when you are an adulterer several times over?
                            My sweet Sister Jenny. I admit, I have sinned! Oh Lord, how I have sinned! If it's not the marital problems, it's the gambling. And the fraud. And the embezzlement. And the cute little Thai transsexual prostitutes that are just so hard to resist. And the drinking. And the cocaine parties. And the deals with the Mafia. And the S&M fixations. And the...look, let's just say I've sinned a lot in my life.

                            However, the Good Lord recognizes that I am honest in my endeavours to turn my life around. I thank Sweet Jesus for giving me a second, well third, fourth, I don't know how many chances....but I thank him from the bottom of my sinning humble Christian heart that I can start my life over (again).

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                            • #314
                              Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                              I checked with the Landover accountants Jesus, and the good Reverend is sin-free (1 John 3:5-9).
                              Who Will Jesus Damn?

                              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                              • #315
                                Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
                                False. FRENCH?!?!?!?

                                The person under me likes Cheetos.

                                True, I like my lips to be orange. And I do dig that cool kat!

                                The person under me makes crop circles in their lawn.
                                Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                                Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                                Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                                Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                                Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                                Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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