[SUV]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

The person under me likes cheese.

My God, NO, Brother!

Well, let me qualify that: I love Cheese but no longer indulge, lest the scent of it on my breath bring down RA9 upon our Godly board.

Next: The person under me looked at the Britney "bald cooter" shot

[Johnnyboy]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

My God, NO, Brother!

Well, let me qualify that: I love Cheese but no longer indulge, lest the scent of it on my breath bring down RA9 upon our Godly board.

Next: The person under me looked at the Britney "bald cooter" shot

True, but it was an accident, I didn't enjoy it at all, I only looked twice, and I felt ashamed.

The person below me has saved a copy of the afore mentioned picture.

[Meek and Humble]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

False.

The person under me has been to a Broadway musical

[MidwestCatLady]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

Well, sort of true. (No, "Broadway" here.) A long time ago while I was still most assuredly Unsaved Trash, I took my kids to see Showboat and River Dance but I covered my eyes the entire time (except for this brief embarssing moment when Michael Flatley was four feet in front of me tapping away in his tight black outfit). At Showboat, I made my kids wear blindfolds until they could hear the beautiful and moving theme song:

From Ole Man River -
"Colored folks work while de white folks play,
Pullin' dose boats from de dawn to sunset,
Gittin' no rest till de judgement day.
or musical part
Don't look up
An' don't look down,
You don' dast make
De white boss frown.
Bend your knees
An'bow your head,
An' pull date rope
Until you' dead."

The person below me is redecorating their living room in pink.

[Tertius The Scribe]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

False.

The person below me has read a Catholic "Bible".

[Meek and Humble]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

False. I don't know Latin, and I haven't been able to get one from a priest anyway (they don't like letting the laypeople have Bibles, you know).

The person under me has a Chick Tract collection in their house.

[Tertius The Scribe]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

True!

The person below me shops at Safeway.

[Professor Tyeisha X]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

True!

The person below me shops at Safeway.

True! Now that I learned they support Gay and Lesbian Pride month, I do. Previously I shopped at expensive, organic food stores like Whole Foods, Fresh 'n Easy, and Trader Joe's. You just can't get organic hummus and coliander at normal grocery stores.

The person below me has read the entire collected works of Karl Marx.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

True... No, wait, False... it was Groucho.

The person below me has seriously considered leaving the USA and setting up home somewhere foreign.

[Non-believing She-male]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

True... No, wait, False... it was Groucho.

The person below me has seriously considered leaving the USA and setting up home somewhere foreign.

True, but only if Canada counts

The person below me hasn't eaten a cheesburger this week.

[Professor Tyeisha X]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

The person below me has seriously considered leaving the USA and setting up home somewhere foreign.

Very very true! In the 1960's through the 1980's, my dream was always to live in either Leningrad or Moscow, but once the glorious Soviet Union fell and was replaced by a right-wing capitalism, those dreams were shattered. Now I fantasize about moving to modern liberal cities like Amsterdam or Paris. Of course, there is a strong inner drive in myself to move to the motherland: Nairobi, Dar es Salaam, Lagos...

The person below me has protested a police funeral.

[Non-believing She-male]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

Very very true! In the 1960's through the 1980's, my dream was always to live in either Leningrad or Moscow, but once the glorious Soviet Union fell and was replaced by a right-wing capitalism, those dreams were shattered. Now I fantasize about moving to modern liberal cities like Amsterdam or Paris. Of course, there is a strong inner drive in myself to move to the motherland: Nairobi, Dar es Salaam, Lagos...

The person below me has protested a police funeral.

False.

The person below me has a car bigger than many apartments.

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

False.

The person below me has a car bigger than many apartments.

True. I once owned a beautiful and pristine 1973 Cadillac, which is bigger than most studio apartments today. I've also had my share of RVs and converted Buses, so you're looking at vehicles bigger than small houses.

The person below me thinks REAL Christians should tithe more than 10%.

[Nurse Clampett]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

True. I once owned a beautiful and pristine 1973 Cadillac, which is bigger than most studio apartments today. I've also had my share of RVs and converted Buses, so you're looking at vehicles bigger than small houses.

The person below me thinks REAL Christians should tithe more than 10%.

True! I believe you should tithe until your Pastor has as many SUV's and swimming pools as he wants.
The person below me has served in the French Foreign Legion.

[Tertius The Scribe]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

False!

The person below me is a veteran of the War On Drugs.