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  • Non-believing She-male
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    • Jun 2009
    • 193
    #406
    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

    Originally posted by Tertius The Scribe View Post
    False!

    The person below me is a veteran of the War On Drugs.
    False... until recently.... and do you want to know which side I was on?

    True of false: the person below hasn't eaten a cheesburger this week.

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      • James Hutchins
        True Christian™
        Just a Regular Nice Guy
         
        • Jun 2009
        • 29435
        #407
        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

        Originally posted by Non-believing Gurl View Post
        False... until recently.... and do you want to know which side I was on?

        True of false: the person below hasn't eaten a cheesburger this week.
        False, I had one Monday

        The person under me wishes pigs copuld fly
        Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
        Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
        Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
        Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
        Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
        Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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          • Pastor Ezekiel
            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
             
            • Sep 2006
            • 78552
            #408
            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

            Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post

            The person under me wishes pigs copuld fly
            True; Think what great hunting that would be!


            The person under me has never washed dishes in their life.
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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              • MidwestCatLady
                Forum Member
                Forum Member
                • Jun 2009
                • 164
                #409
                Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                False, my first job was as a pot washer for a busy restaurant and I wash the dishes every night after dinner because many are antiques and cannot run through the dishwasher.

                The person below me has a hand-painted mural of the Garden of Eden in their home.
                sigpicGenesis 1:20-22
                21And God created great whales, and every living creature that moveth, which the waters brought forth abundantly, after their kind, and every winged fowl after his kind: and God saw that it was good.

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                  • Rev. Jim Osborne
                    True Christian™ Televangelist
                    Director of Fundraising and Tithing
                    On the Look Out for Wife #6!
                    True Christian™
                    • Jun 2009
                    • 8622
                    #410
                    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                    Originally posted by MidwestCatLady View Post
                    The person below me has a hand-painted mural of the Garden of Eden in their home.
                    False! But I have a nice collection of original Picassos, Monets, Warhols, and Kandinskys. Picked them up at Sotheby's back when I did a televangelist preaching tour of Britain.

                    The person under me believes that Jesus wants us to live the good life.

                    Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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                      • Meek and Humble
                        Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
                        Biblical Black Belt
                        Jr. Pastor
                        True Christian™
                        • Dec 2008
                        • 6197
                        #411
                        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                        True.

                        The person under me has never heard of Jesus.

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                          • Mad Prophet Helmholtz
                            Recovering Outpatient From The Landover Rehabilitation Unit
                            Forum Member
                            • May 2009
                            • 666
                            #412
                            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                            Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
                            True.

                            The person under me has never heard of Jesus.
                            False! False! False! Why, I've heard Jesus speak out of his own mouth. Of course, he was wearing an astronaut suit at the time and it was a bit difficult to make out with the vocoder, but I got the basic gist of it.

                            The person below me has participated in a riot.
                            sigpic
                            SPACESHIP JESUS appeared to me in Astronaut form when I was staying in a motel in 1974. He then told me the TRUTH about our world and what illusions the SATANIC ALLIANCE uses to control us! To this day, I still receive SPACESHIP RADIO SIGNALS INTO MY BRAIN. Absolve yourself of your limited Matrix existence.

                            Hosea 9:7
                            The days of visitation are come, the days of recompence are come; Israel shall know it: the prophet is a fool, the spiritual man is mad, for the multitude of thine iniquity, and the great hatred.

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                              • Tertius The Scribe
                                True Christian™
                                True Christian™
                                • May 2009
                                • 452
                                #413
                                Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                Originally posted by Mad Prophet Helmholtz View Post
                                False! False! False! Why, I've heard Jesus speak out of his own mouth. Of course, he was wearing an astronaut suit at the time and it was a bit difficult to make out with the vocoder, but I got the basic gist of it.

                                The person below me has participated in a riot.
                                Semi-true; I helped the local law enforcement to end a riot.

                                The person below me enjoys muddin'.

                                Proverbs 23:14- "Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell."

                                All Unsaved Trash: Read this before posting.

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                                  • Eugene Hackwith
                                    Farmer for Christ™
                                    True Christian™
                                    • Jan 2008
                                    • 736
                                    #414
                                    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                    Originally posted by Tertius The Scribe View Post
                                    Semi-true; I helped the local law enforcement to end a riot.

                                    The person below me enjoys muddin'.
                                    Very true! I love getting in my pickup and spinning the tires in the sloppy soil of my cornfields. Makes me feel like a young buck again. Then I get to hook up my disc to the John Deere and make it all nice and level again.

                                    The person below me has wrangled with personal demons and persevered with a stronger understanding of Jesus' love.
                                    A baby is a human being, not a stem cell!

                                    Psalm 139:19-20
                                    Surely thou wilt slay the wicked, O God: depart from me therefore, ye bloody men.
                                    For they speak against thee wickedly, and thine enemies take thy name in vain.

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                                      • Rev. Jim Osborne
                                        True Christian™ Televangelist
                                        Director of Fundraising and Tithing
                                        On the Look Out for Wife #6!
                                        True Christian™
                                        • Jun 2009
                                        • 8622
                                        #415
                                        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                        Originally posted by Eugene Hackwith View Post
                                        Very true! I love getting in my pickup and spinning the tires in the sloppy soil of my cornfields. Makes me feel like a young buck again. Then I get to hook up my disc to the John Deere and make it all nice and level again.

                                        The person below me has wrangled with personal demons and persevered with a stronger understanding of Jesus' love.
                                        True. I've been haunted ever since I was a young man with personal demons of alcohol, drug abuse, philandering, gambling, spousal abuse, organized crime associations, fraud, deceit, deception, stealing, lying, thieving, fornicating, manipulation, hatred, misogyny, racism, duplicity, bragging...well, I could go on, but I don't want to bore you.

                                        The person below me has successfully witnessed and converted to Christ somebody who couldn't speak English.

                                        Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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                                          • Meek and Humble
                                            Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
                                            Biblical Black Belt
                                            Jr. Pastor
                                            True Christian™
                                            • Dec 2008
                                            • 6197
                                            #416
                                            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                            False, though not from want of trying.

                                            The person under me reads Shakespeare regularly.

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                                              • Daisy Mae Johnson
                                                The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
                                                Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
                                                aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
                                                True Christian™
                                                • Sep 2006
                                                • 15708
                                                #417
                                                Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                                Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
                                                False, though not from want of trying.

                                                The person under me reads Shakespeare regularly.
                                                False! I hate Brittany Spears and the ways she shakes her booty.

                                                The person under me eats at Taco Bell and enjoys cheap phallic shaped food.
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                                                  • Meek and Humble
                                                    Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
                                                    Biblical Black Belt
                                                    Jr. Pastor
                                                    True Christian™
                                                    • Dec 2008
                                                    • 6197
                                                    #418
                                                    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                                    False.

                                                    The person under me has no middle name.

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                                                      • Mad Prophet Helmholtz
                                                        Recovering Outpatient From The Landover Rehabilitation Unit
                                                        Forum Member
                                                        • May 2009
                                                        • 666
                                                        #419
                                                        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                                        Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
                                                        False.

                                                        The person under me has no middle name.
                                                        False. It's "Prophet".

                                                        The person below me has been banned from the mall photo booth for "unspeakable acts".
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                                                        SPACESHIP JESUS appeared to me in Astronaut form when I was staying in a motel in 1974. He then told me the TRUTH about our world and what illusions the SATANIC ALLIANCE uses to control us! To this day, I still receive SPACESHIP RADIO SIGNALS INTO MY BRAIN. Absolve yourself of your limited Matrix existence.

                                                        Hosea 9:7
                                                        The days of visitation are come, the days of recompence are come; Israel shall know it: the prophet is a fool, the spiritual man is mad, for the multitude of thine iniquity, and the great hatred.

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                                                          • Bob the Reviver
                                                            Unsaved trash
                                                             
                                                            • Jun 2009
                                                            • 32
                                                            #420
                                                            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                                            Originally posted by Mad Prophet Helmholtz View Post
                                                            False. It's "Prophet".

                                                            The person below me has been banned from the mall photo booth for "unspeakable acts".
                                                            False.

                                                            The person under me has eaten at a 5 star restaurant.
                                                            We are the ones who will be saved. We that are of the one true faith that will give us access to our Great Lord's Kingdom!

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