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  • Adramelech
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Jun 2009
    • 23
    #451
    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

    False, I was not in Dealey Plaza that day to blow away that liberal blasphemist.

    The person under me has been Baptized under the Christian faith.

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      • SUV
        True Christian™ Princess
        The Driving Force behind RA12
        Have at it, anytime!
        • Sep 2006
        • 11027
        #452
        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

        Originally posted by Adramelech View Post
        The person under me has been Baptized under the Christian faith.
        True. I've been Born Again so many times Pastor refers to me as "the octuplets"

        The person under me didn't get Born Properly the first time.....physical defects, such as allergies & cold Sores. Maybe even a Trick Knee

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          • Johnnyboy
            True Christian™ fisherman
            • Jun 2009
            • 801
            #453
            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

            Originally posted by SUV View Post
            True. I've been Born Again so many times Pastor refers to me as "the octuplets"

            The person under me didn't get Born Properly the first time.....physical defects, such as allergies & cold Sores. Maybe even a Trick Knee
            True. In grown toenail in 1998.

            The person under me has missed church due to a hangover.

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              • Meek and Humble
                Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
                Biblical Black Belt
                Jr. Pastor
                True Christian™
                • Dec 2008
                • 6197
                #454
                Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                False.

                The person under me makes it a point to go to church even though they have a hangover.

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                  • Tertius The Scribe
                    True Christian™
                    True Christian™
                    • May 2009
                    • 452
                    #455
                    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                    True.

                    The person below me has evidence the Japanese are working on robots to kill all True Christians™.

                    Proverbs 23:14- "Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell."

                    All Unsaved Trash: Read this before posting.

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                      • Brother Lazarus
                        Forum Member
                        Forum Member
                        • Jul 2008
                        • 1062
                        #456
                        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                        Originally posted by Tertius The Scribe View Post
                        True.

                        The person below me has evidence the Japanese are working on robots to kill all True Christians™.
                        False. The North Koreans are working on robots to kill all True Christians.

                        The person below me is from Great Britain and has difficulty with spelling, punctuation, grammar, and breakfast.
                        In the Beginning God created the Heaven and the Earth. Genesis 1.1. This scripture is the first verse of the Bible for a reason. It lays the foundation for the absolute truth found in God's Holy WORD, the Bible.

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                          • Johnnyboy
                            True Christian™ fisherman
                            • Jun 2009
                            • 801
                            #457
                            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                            Originally posted by Brother Lazarus View Post
                            False. The North Koreans are working on robots to kill all True Christians.

                            The person below me is from Great Britain and has difficulty with spelling, punctuation, grammar, and breakfast.
                            False. I'm American by birth. Southern by the Grace of God.

                            The person below me has been known to tell a "fish story" from time to time.

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                              • Bobby-Joe
                                Landover Security Superviser
                                Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                                NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                                True Christian™
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 18405
                                #458
                                Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                Originally posted by Johnnyboy View Post
                                False. I'm American by birth. Southern by the Grace of God.

                                The person below me has been known to tell a "fish story" from time to time.
                                Yes, as any proper Christian should about the Fisher of Men's Souls(r).

                                The person under me owns or works for a company that sells vending machines that dispenses Bibles (KJV1611).

                                Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                                  • Brother Lazarus
                                    Forum Member
                                    Forum Member
                                    • Jul 2008
                                    • 1062
                                    #459
                                    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                    Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                                    Yes, as any proper Christian should about the Fisher of Men's Souls®.

                                    The person under me owns or works for a company that sells vending machines that dispenses Bibles (KJV1611).
                                    False, but that sounds like an interesting business venture.

                                    The person under me is NOT American and has problems with oral hygiene.

                                    Yours in Christ
                                    Brother Lazarus
                                    In the Beginning God created the Heaven and the Earth. Genesis 1.1. This scripture is the first verse of the Bible for a reason. It lays the foundation for the absolute truth found in God's Holy WORD, the Bible.

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                                      • Rev. M. Rodimer
                                        Honorary True Christian™
                                        Forum Member
                                        • May 2008
                                        • 13996
                                        #460
                                        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                        Originally posted by Brother Lazarus View Post
                                        False, but that sounds like an interesting business venture.

                                        The person under me is NOT American and has problems with oral hygiene.
                                        False! Why, is there something wrong with my breath?

                                        The person under me can't decide which is better news: Perez Hilton getting decked, or Michael Jackson finally going to Hell.
                                        Bible boring? Nonsense!
                                        Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                                        You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                                          • Pastor Ezekiel
                                            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                             
                                            • Sep 2006
                                            • 78556
                                            #461
                                            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                            Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post

                                            The person under me can't decide which is better news: Perez Hilton getting decked, or Michael Jackson finally going to Hell.
                                            False: The Jackson jibaboo being sent to hell is the best news ever. The Hilton queer getting smacked was nice, but I'm sure that Jesus has plans for that sodomite....

                                            The person under me was haunted by "Thriller" nightmares as a child because their father strapped them in a chair and forced them to watch it endlessly for not memorizing all of the begats in the Old Testament, even though they were only three years old and wanted to play with there teddy bear...
                                            Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                              • Bobby-Joe
                                                Landover Security Superviser
                                                Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                                                NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                                                True Christian™
                                                • Sep 2006
                                                • 18405
                                                #462
                                                Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                                False: The Jackson jibaboo being sent to hell is the best news ever. The Hilton queer getting smacked was nice, but I'm sure that Jesus has plans for that sodomite....

                                                The person under me was haunted by "Thriller" nightmares as a child because their father strapped them in a chair and forced them to watch it endlessly for not memorizing all of the begats in the Old Testament, even though they were only three years old and wanted to play with there teddy bear...
                                                FALSE: My Hell bound Catholic parents wouldn't let me watch or listen to rock and roll because it was immoral and might lead me to a life of sin. Were is their faith in Jesus to guide me out of wickedness?

                                                The person abov below me spent a week with Mr Jackson during a private prayer retreat four years ago in the Dominican Republic.

                                                Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                                                  • Tertius The Scribe
                                                    True Christian™
                                                    True Christian™
                                                    • May 2009
                                                    • 452
                                                    #463
                                                    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                                    False. I've never been to helbound South "America".

                                                    The person below me once changed their name to Billy Jean.

                                                    Proverbs 23:14- "Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell."

                                                    All Unsaved Trash: Read this before posting.

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                                                      • Jed_Cassidy
                                                        True Christian™
                                                        True Christian™
                                                        • May 2009
                                                        • 289
                                                        #464
                                                        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                                        False. The names always been Jed. Jed Buford Cassidy.

                                                        The person under me listens to faggy bands like Nirvana.
                                                        Matthew 7:15
                                                        Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves.

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                                                          • Brother Lazarus
                                                            Forum Member
                                                            Forum Member
                                                            • Jul 2008
                                                            • 1062
                                                            #465
                                                            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                                            Originally posted by Jed_Cassidy View Post
                                                            False. The names always been Jed. Jed Buford Cassidy.

                                                            The person under me listens to faggy bands like Nirvana.
                                                            False. I listen to Godly Country Music and Hymns.

                                                            The person under me is a Hell Bound Parrot Head.
                                                            In the Beginning God created the Heaven and the Earth. Genesis 1.1. This scripture is the first verse of the Bible for a reason. It lays the foundation for the absolute truth found in God's Holy WORD, the Bible.

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