[Johnnyboy]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

ah, No. (You're thinking of Southern Baptists, not Landover Baptists)

The person under me is working hard to save a young woman who was "baptized in dirty water."

I guess you could look at it that way.

The person below me thinks the Irish are far superior to the English.

[Nurse Clampett]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

I guess you could look at it that way.

The person below me thinks the Irish are far superior to the English.

False. At least England rid herself of the catholic church.

The person below me has had a secret torrid affair.

[Dr. Zaius]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

It wouldn't really be a secret, then, would it?

The next person has a pet.

[WickedWitch]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

True. I have two precious kitties; they're beautiful and they're my world.

The person under me enjoys putting jam and spaghetti between their toes.

Fat Newfie says: "It's like putting jam and spaghetti in between your toes, you do it because it feels good, and that's the way it goes."

[Little Amy]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

Oh yuk, NO NO NO. It takes us all day to make that jam, ain't going to be wasting that goodness. OK lets try this one

The person under me is still in the blessed troughs of virginity.

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

Oh yuk, NO NO NO. It takes us all day to make that jam, ain't going to be wasting that goodness. OK lets try this one

The person under me is still in the blessed troughs of virginity.

False. Hard to remain a virgin after Five Marriages.

The person under me has stayed in a hotel, invited a call girl up, and instead of doing sinful fornication, evangelized to her and witnessed for Christ!

[Larry Lee]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

False. Hard to remain a virgin after Five Marriages.

The person under me has stayed in a hotel, invited a call girl up, and instead of doing sinful fornication, evangelized to her and witnessed for Christ!

Absolutely. Refractory periods can serve as an excellent time for Christian sharing, and other small talk.

The person under me married a pretty face and a pair of long legs.

[JRFinn]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

Absolutely. Refractory periods can serve as an excellent time for Christian sharing, and other small talk.

The person under me married a pretty face and a pair of long legs.

Nope. Lived in sin with a few, but I've never married.

The person under me is a fan of Star Trek.

[Mad Prophet Helmholtz]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

Nope. Lived in sin with a few, but I've never married.

The person under me is a fan of Star Trek.

I have no need for watching made-up TV shows about outer space. I've already visited it many times.

The person below me always brings ten bucks worth of quarters when they stay in motels that have the Magic Fingers™ vibrating beds.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

The person below me always brings ten bucks worth of quarters when they stay in motels that have the Magic Fingers™ vibrating beds.

True and false; I always have a roll of quarters with me, but it's for self-defense, not Magic Fingers(tm) vibrating beds.

The person below me makes meat helmets from time to time.

[WickedWitch]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

False. That's just yucky. Besides, if I could make them, I wouldn't be having such a hard time finding one.

The person under me has directions to the finest wood in the world, on which my pet beaver would undoubtedly love to nibble, and is willing to share said directions.

[Meek and Humble]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

False. Don't think I don't know what you mean by "pet beaver"! That's disgusting! (ps - are you free Friday night...)

The person under me is not a witch

[Patriarch Jon]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

False. I am avaiable for private prayer sessions to help witches and other fallen women find salvation.

Regarding your pet beaver. I have a wonderous morning wood desired by beavers everywhere. If you are interested we could have kneeling prayer sessions that would leave that beaver happy and satisfied.

The person below me is not having lascivious thoughts.

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

False. I am avaiable for private prayer sessions to help witches and other fallen women find salvation.

Regarding your pet beaver. I have a wonderous morning wood desired by beavers everywhere. If you are interested we could have kneeling prayer sessions that would leave that beaver happy and satisfied.

The person below me is not having lascivious thoughts.

False. And I never. Even when I discipline young women by whipping them across their bare, smooth, feminine buttocks with a cat o' nine tails I do not allow my mind to drift into disgusting sado-masochistic fantasies, but remember I am doing the Lord's work by keeping them on the straight and narrow.

The person below me had a party the day when they found out Michael Jackson died.

[JRFinn]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

False. If I did, my godless atheist sister would have killed me.

The person under me is a contributor to Conservapedia