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  • Larry Lee
    Predestinated Servant of Jesus Christ by the Will of God
    True Christian™ Theologian
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 4464
    #436
    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

    Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
    True. It's how I was Saved™.

    The person under me is anxiously awaiting Jesus' imminent return!
    Why, oh why do you tary, Lord?

    The person under me lives with the false assumption that they'll get raptured with the Elect.
    sigpic

    I loved Newt before Newt was invincible

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      • Meek and Humble
        Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
        Biblical Black Belt
        Jr. Pastor
        True Christian™
        • Dec 2008
        • 6197
        #437
        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

        False. My assumption is correct.

        The person under me has called into the Rush Limbaugh show.

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          • Rev. M. Rodimer
            Honorary True Christian™
            Forum Member
            • May 2008
            • 13996
            #438
            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

            Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
            False. My assumption is correct.

            The person under me has called into the Rush Limbaugh show.
            True! But I got left on hold. They said I was "too articulate", whatever that means.

            The person under me has a crush on Rush Limbaugh!
            Bible boring? Nonsense!
            Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
            You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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              • Meek and Humble
                Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
                Biblical Black Belt
                Jr. Pastor
                True Christian™
                • Dec 2008
                • 6197
                #439
                Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                FALSE!

                The person under me has a crush on Michelle Obama.

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                  • Larry Lee
                    Predestinated Servant of Jesus Christ by the Will of God
                    True Christian™ Theologian
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 4464
                    #440
                    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                    Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
                    FALSE!

                    The person under me has a crush on Michelle Obama.
                    FALSE!

                    The person under me wants some of Sarah Palin's good MILF.
                    sigpic

                    I loved Newt before Newt was invincible

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                      • Johnnyboy
                        True Christian™ fisherman
                        • Jun 2009
                        • 801
                        #441
                        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                        Uhhhhh. False. Yeah thats it. Definately False.

                        The person below me believes my strong denial to wanting Sarah Palins MILF.

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                          • Nobar King
                            Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                            Christ's Guardian
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2007
                            • 23748
                            #442
                            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                            False. No one could resist her beauty, intelligence, and womanly charm.

                            Next person hasn't paid all of their bills this month:
                            May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                              • SUV
                                True Christian™ Princess
                                The Driving Force behind RA12
                                Have at it, anytime!
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 11027
                                #443
                                Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                                Next person hasn't paid all of their bills this month:
                                It's called Tithing

                                The person under me started out here as a Tinfoil Tither

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                                  • Larry Lee
                                    Predestinated Servant of Jesus Christ by the Will of God
                                    True Christian™ Theologian
                                    True Christian™
                                    • Sep 2006
                                    • 4464
                                    #444
                                    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                    Originally posted by SUV View Post
                                    It's called Tithing

                                    The person under me started out here as a Tinfoil Tither
                                    Actually true

                                    The person under me listened to Rush today
                                    sigpic

                                    I loved Newt before Newt was invincible

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                                      • SUV
                                        True Christian™ Princess
                                        The Driving Force behind RA12
                                        Have at it, anytime!
                                        • Sep 2006
                                        • 11027
                                        #445
                                        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                        Originally posted by Larry Lee View Post
                                        Actually true

                                        The person under me listened to Rush today

                                        Nay; I refuse to Believe that our Dear and Wealthy Brother Larry Lee was once a...Tinfoil Tither!!!

                                        Next: The person under me was at...Woodstock

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                                          • MidwestCatLady
                                            Forum Member
                                            Forum Member
                                            • Jun 2009
                                            • 164
                                            #446
                                            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                            True - Ah, I have been to Woodstock IL that is!

                                            The person under me makes the best Biscuits & Gravy in the World!
                                            sigpicGenesis 1:20-22
                                            21And God created great whales, and every living creature that moveth, which the waters brought forth abundantly, after their kind, and every winged fowl after his kind: and God saw that it was good.

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                                              • Star Finder
                                                Rock Worshipper
                                                • Sep 2006
                                                • 1092
                                                #447
                                                Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                                The person under me has bags and bags of used cat litter stored in her closets.
                                                I am on the adventure of a lifetime! This is even better than the time I used the plastic stones!

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                                                  • jazmine
                                                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                                                    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                                                    • Jun 2009
                                                    • 2
                                                    #448
                                                    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                                    Originally posted by Star Finder View Post
                                                    The person under me has bags and bags of used cat litter stored in her closets.


                                                    False. I dont have cats only dogs.
                                                    The person under me goes to church faithfully.

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                                                      • Mad Prophet Helmholtz
                                                        Recovering Outpatient From The Landover Rehabilitation Unit
                                                        Forum Member
                                                        • May 2009
                                                        • 666
                                                        #449
                                                        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                                        False. There is no "church" in Spaceship Jesus' teachings unless you consider hotels a church, which in that case, I do frequent regularily.

                                                        The person under me has survived an assassination attempt from the KGB.
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                                                        SPACESHIP JESUS appeared to me in Astronaut form when I was staying in a motel in 1974. He then told me the TRUTH about our world and what illusions the SATANIC ALLIANCE uses to control us! To this day, I still receive SPACESHIP RADIO SIGNALS INTO MY BRAIN. Absolve yourself of your limited Matrix existence.

                                                        Hosea 9:7
                                                        The days of visitation are come, the days of recompence are come; Israel shall know it: the prophet is a fool, the spiritual man is mad, for the multitude of thine iniquity, and the great hatred.

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                                                          • Tertius The Scribe
                                                            True Christian™
                                                            True Christian™
                                                            • May 2009
                                                            • 452
                                                            #450
                                                            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                                            True! And the B'nai B'rith, and the KKK, and the ACLU...

                                                            Anyways, the person below me shot John F. Kennedy.

                                                            Proverbs 23:14- "Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell."

                                                            All Unsaved Trash: Read this before posting.

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