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Re: The person under me: (True or false)
True.
Da person under me only has 1 leg, an works at IHOP!
True.
Da person under me only has 1 leg, an works at IHOP!
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Re: The person under me: (True or false)
False.
The person under me has never been to IHOP.Comment
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Don't know what that isOriginally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
The person below me makes fun of the "obese"Comment
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Of course, those gluttonous fatties are an abomination onto the Lord!
The person under me is anorexic.Comment
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False. Those people need sammiches. The Lord wants us to be healthy.Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
The person under me is dyslexic.A baby is a human being, not a stem cell!
Psalm 139:19-20
Surely thou wilt slay the wicked, O God: depart from me therefore, ye bloody men.
For they speak against thee wickedly, and thine enemies take thy name in vain.Comment
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False. Isn't dyslexia a scientologist disease?Originally posted by Eugene Hackwith View PostFalse. Those people need sammiches. The Lord wants us to be healthy.
The person under me is dyslexic.
The person under me only drinks American beer.Luke 5:31
And Jesus answering said unto them, They that are whole need not a physician; but they that are sick
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false beer is the drink of the obese and the mentally retarded.Originally posted by Nurse Clampett View Post
The person below me is aware of this page's true nature (noitalever enivid a s'ti)
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True, this site is a revelation from up high.
The person under me watches Scooby Doo.Comment
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ahahhahhhhOriginally posted by lbmrainyday View Post
wow...Comment
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No, now you have to answer my question, didn't you read the rules in the first post of the thread?Comment
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False. That show was full of witchcraft, hippies and drug use.Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
The person under me is a well muscled farmer.Luke 5:31
And Jesus answering said unto them, They that are whole need not a physician; but they that are sick
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Partly true. I swim 5 miles a day in the Olympic sized pool that Jesus has blessed me with, and I have rock hard abs that cause every sodomite in the world to drool.Originally posted by Nurse Clampett View Post
The person under me has eaten ethnic food.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!Comment
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True. Yesterday I had a 1/2 lb Beef Combo Burrito from Taco Bell.Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
The person below me has flown to the moon. Without using spacecraft.sigpicSPACESHIP JESUS appeared to me in Astronaut form when I was staying in a motel in 1974. He then told me the TRUTH about our world and what illusions the SATANIC ALLIANCE uses to control us! To this day, I still receive SPACESHIP RADIO SIGNALS INTO MY BRAIN. Absolve yourself of your limited Matrix existence.
Hosea 9:7The days of visitation are come, the days of recompence are come; Israel shall know it: the prophet is a fool, the spiritual man is mad, for the multitude of thine iniquity, and the great hatred.Comment
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False. My friend, not all of us have tripped acid in our unsaved past.Originally posted by Mad Prophet Helmholtz View Post
The person under me has unwittingly (or perhaps not) run over a child's pet.Luke 5:31
And Jesus answering said unto them, They that are whole need not a physician; but they that are sick
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True. The child was afflicted with the demons of diabetes, more proof she was an unrepentant atheist.
The person below me donates to 4chan.
Proverbs 23:14- "Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell."
All Unsaved Trash: Read this before posting.Comment
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