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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78556
    #601
    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

    Originally posted by Jenni111 View Post

    The person below me has MSN
    Is that some sort of disease?
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • Jenni111
        Unsaved trash
         
        • Aug 2009
        • 323
        #602
        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
        Is that some sort of disease?

        no, it's a program that let's you chat with other people using your email address

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          • Pastor Ezekiel
            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
             
            • Sep 2006
            • 78556
            #603
            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

            Originally posted by Jenni111 View Post
            no, it's a program that let's you chat with other people using your email address
            In that case; false. It is my understanding that these "chat services" are primarily used for committing whoredoms.


            The person under me knows a way to buy Purina(r) Bear Chow wholesale.
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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              • Nurse Clampett
                Jesus's Favorite Nurse
                Forum Member
                • Jan 2009
                • 974
                #604
                Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                In that case; false. It is my understanding that these "chat services" are primarily used for committing whoredoms.


                The person under me knows a way to buy Purina® Bear Chow wholesale.
                I kinda know a guy who knows a guy who has a bear...
                The person under me knows his way around Home Depot blindfolded.
                Luke 5:31
                And Jesus answering said unto them, They that are whole need not a physician; but they that are sick

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                  • Rev. Jim Osborne
                    True Christian™ Televangelist
                    Director of Fundraising and Tithing
                    On the Look Out for Wife #6!
                    True Christian™
                    • Jun 2009
                    • 8622
                    #605
                    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                    The person under me knows a way to buy Purina® Bear Chow wholesale.
                    False. But a couple loud whiny stray cats will do...

                    The person below me has bet on an illegal dogfight.

                    Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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                      • Meek and Humble
                        Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
                        Biblical Black Belt
                        Jr. Pastor
                        True Christian™
                        • Dec 2008
                        • 6197
                        #606
                        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                        False.

                        The person under me has been invited to cock fight in the backroom of a bar, only to discover it was NOT what he had been expecting at all.

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                          • Jenni111
                            Unsaved trash
                             
                            • Aug 2009
                            • 323
                            #607
                            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                            Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post
                            False. But a couple loud whiny stray cats will do...

                            The person below me has bet on an illegal dogfight.

                            Nope, I don't gamble


                            The person below me knows the alphabet backwards

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                              • Nurse Clampett
                                Jesus's Favorite Nurse
                                Forum Member
                                • Jan 2009
                                • 974
                                #608
                                Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                Originally posted by Jenni111 View Post
                                Nope, I don't gamble


                                The person below me knows the alphabet backwards
                                That sounds too close to satanism for me!
                                The person under me would go hunting with Dick Cheney.
                                Luke 5:31
                                And Jesus answering said unto them, They that are whole need not a physician; but they that are sick

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                                  • Rev. Jim Osborne
                                    True Christian™ Televangelist
                                    Director of Fundraising and Tithing
                                    On the Look Out for Wife #6!
                                    True Christian™
                                    • Jun 2009
                                    • 8622
                                    #609
                                    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                    Originally posted by Nurse Clampett View Post
                                    That sounds too close to satanism for me!
                                    The person under me would go hunting with Dick Cheney.
                                    True, but only if I could borrow the Popemobile.

                                    The person under me thinks the film Saturday Night Fever is shameful, sinful, and should be banned.

                                    Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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                                      • Jenni111
                                        Unsaved trash
                                         
                                        • Aug 2009
                                        • 323
                                        #610
                                        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                        Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post
                                        True, but only if I could borrow the Popemobile.

                                        The person under me thinks the film Saturday Night Fever is shameful, sinful, and should be banned.

                                        Of course.


                                        The person below me sleeps on their right side

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                                          • Meek and Humble
                                            Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
                                            Biblical Black Belt
                                            Jr. Pastor
                                            True Christian™
                                            • Dec 2008
                                            • 6197
                                            #611
                                            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                            Like a true Christian, I sleep flat on my back.

                                            The person under me is left-handed.

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                                              • lbmrainyday
                                                Unsaved trash
                                                • Aug 2009
                                                • 18
                                                #612
                                                Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                                Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
                                                Like a true Christian, I sleep flat on my back.

                                                The person under me is left-handed.
                                                false, I'm ambidextrous

                                                The person below me has a moustache [t/f]

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                                                  • Mrs. Mary Whitford
                                                    Ladies of Landover Senior VP
                                                    One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
                                                    Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
                                                    True Christian™
                                                    • Dec 2006
                                                    • 12414
                                                    #613
                                                    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                                    False. I'm not eyetalian.

                                                    The person below me knows that B. Hussein Osama was born in Kenya.
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                                                    1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
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                                                      • Nurse Clampett
                                                        Jesus's Favorite Nurse
                                                        Forum Member
                                                        • Jan 2009
                                                        • 974
                                                        #614
                                                        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                                        Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
                                                        False. I'm not eyetalian.

                                                        The person below me knows that B. Hussein Osama was born in Kenya.
                                                        Of course he was born in Kenya.
                                                        The person under me can see Russia from his/her house.
                                                        Luke 5:31
                                                        And Jesus answering said unto them, They that are whole need not a physician; but they that are sick

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                                                          • Rev. Jim Osborne
                                                            True Christian™ Televangelist
                                                            Director of Fundraising and Tithing
                                                            On the Look Out for Wife #6!
                                                            True Christian™
                                                            • Jun 2009
                                                            • 8622
                                                            #615
                                                            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                                            Originally posted by Nurse Clampett View Post
                                                            Of course he was born in Kenya.
                                                            The person under me can see Russia from his/her house.
                                                            True, but only if I use GoogleEarth.

                                                            The person under me has made a couple accounting boo-boos on their tax returns that have led to federal indictment for several felonies.

                                                            Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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