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  • Meek and Humble
    Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
    Biblical Black Belt
    Jr. Pastor
    True Christian™
    • Dec 2008
    • 6197

    #541
    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

    Of course!

    The person under me supports Obama's anti-white policies.

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    • JennyD
      Honorary True Christian™
      Sweet Placid Sister
      Forum Member
      • Dec 2007
      • 9567

      #542
      Re: The person under me: (True or false)

      Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
      Of course!

      The person under me supports Obama's anti-white policies.
      False! I also do not support his anti-Christian policies, or his anti-Capitalist policies, or his anti-Freedom policies.

      The person below me has been Tazed in a particularly sensitive spot.
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      • Meek and Humble
        Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
        Biblical Black Belt
        Jr. Pastor
        True Christian™
        • Dec 2008
        • 6197

        #543
        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

        False.

        The person under me likes to read books other than the Bible.

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        • Bobby-Joe
          Landover Security Superviser
          Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
          NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 18405

          #544
          Re: The person under me: (True or false)

          Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
          False.

          The person under me likes to read books other than the Bible.
          TRUE
          I read Soldier of Fortune, Black Belt and Guns.

          The person under me has the largest collection of John Dillinger memorabilia in the state of Iowa.

          Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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          Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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          • Rev. Jim Osborne
            True Christian™ Televangelist
            Director of Fundraising and Tithing
            On the Look Out for Wife #6!
            True Christian™
            • Jun 2009
            • 8622

            #545
            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

            Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
            TRUE
            I read Soldier of Fortune, Black Belt and Guns.

            The person under me has the largest collection of John Dillinger memorabilia in the state of Iowa.
            False. However, I have the largest collection of Rolls-Royces in the state of Iowa!

            The person below me has a 1611 KJV Bible as reading material in their restroom.

            Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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            • TheCountOfTuscany
              Unsaved trash, Suspected foreign teenager
              • Jul 2009
              • 7

              #546
              Re: The person under me: (True or false)

              false.


              The person below me is a religious fanatic?

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              • Mrs. Mary Whitford
                Ladies of Landover Senior VP
                One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
                Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
                True Christian™
                • Dec 2006
                • 12414

                #547
                Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                Originally posted by TheCountOfTuscany View Post
                false.


                The person below me is a religious fanatic?
                False. I am not of the atheist faith.

                The person below me enjoys a refreshing Coca-Cola on occasion.
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                • Meek and Humble
                  Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
                  Biblical Black Belt
                  Jr. Pastor
                  True Christian™
                  • Dec 2008
                  • 6197

                  #548
                  Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                  False, on occassion is not specific enough. I drink eight cans a day. I hear that's healthy.

                  The person under me boycotted their high school prom for playing devil's music.

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                  • Rev. Jim Osborne
                    True Christian™ Televangelist
                    Director of Fundraising and Tithing
                    On the Look Out for Wife #6!
                    True Christian™
                    • Jun 2009
                    • 8622

                    #549
                    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                    Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
                    False, on occassion is not specific enough. I drink eight cans a day. I hear that's healthy.

                    The person under me boycotted their high school prom for playing devil's music.
                    True! I was class of '58 so they had Elvis Presley and Chuck Berry's music at our prom. I stood outside the door handing out gospel tracts and warned them about the new "rock and roll" epidemic sweeping the nation.

                    The person below me has personally met Rev. Jerry Falwell.

                    Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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                    • Cheyenne
                      Confirmed Enemy of God
                      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                      • Jul 2009
                      • 1

                      #550
                      Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                      Umm... False
                      The person under me has seen "The Omen" and/or "Rosemary's Baby."

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                      • Meek and Humble
                        Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
                        Biblical Black Belt
                        Jr. Pastor
                        True Christian™
                        • Dec 2008
                        • 6197

                        #551
                        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                        False. I also have no idea what those things mean.

                        The person under me has gotten an infraction on here for posting pornography.

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                        • Professor Tyeisha X
                          WARNING! Racist communist feminazi bulldyke
                          Unsaved trash
                          • Jun 2009
                          • 293

                          #552
                          Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                          Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
                          False. I also have no idea what those things mean.

                          The person under me has gotten an infraction on here for posting pornography.
                          True. I received an infraction for posting my beautiful lesbian erotic poem "Musky Clam Love" from some uptight and sexually repressed blonde bimbo with big breasts. There was nothing pornographic about it. Just a very detailed, graphic description of how I perform an oral dance on her nether regions. <---racist smiley, should be brown-skinned

                          The person below me has proudly pelted a riot police officer with a rock.
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                          • Nurse Clampett
                            Jesus's Favorite Nurse
                            Forum Member
                            • Jan 2009
                            • 974

                            #553
                            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                            Originally posted by Professor Tyeisha X View Post
                            True. I received an infraction for posting my beautiful lesbian erotic poem "Musky Clam Love" from some uptight and sexually repressed blonde bimbo with big breasts. There was nothing pornographic about it. Just a very detailed, graphic description of how I perform an oral dance on her nether regions. <---racist smiley, should be brown-skinned

                            The person below me has proudly pelted a riot police officer with a rock.
                            False, but I did take part in the stoning of a harlot last week.
                            The person under me prefers beef to fish.
                            Luke 5:31
                            And Jesus answering said unto them, They that are whole need not a physician; but they that are sick

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                            • Rev. Jim Osborne
                              True Christian™ Televangelist
                              Director of Fundraising and Tithing
                              On the Look Out for Wife #6!
                              True Christian™
                              • Jun 2009
                              • 8622

                              #554
                              Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                              Originally posted by Nurse Clampett View Post
                              False, but I did take part in the stoning of a harlot last week.
                              The person under me prefers beef to fish.
                              Is this a trick question? I'll be on the safe side and say "fish".

                              The person below me has been to actual Scottish distillery and tasted some of their Scotch on site.

                              Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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                              • Pastor Ezekiel
                                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                 
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 78556

                                #555
                                Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post
                                The person below me has been to actual Scottish distillery and tasted some of their Scotch on site.
                                True. I have visited Springbank Distillery on the Kintyre Penninsula (home of Campbeltown Single Malt) on more than one occasion. I can't understand a word those Mics say, but their whiskey is wonderful.

                                The person below me has a sticky keyboard.
                                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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