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  • Mousegirl
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    • Nov 2010
    • 68

    #2356
    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

    False, I'm watching adult swim

    The person under me is ready for bed. [[Good night! sleep well!]]

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    • Zen Spyder
      Confirmed Enemy of God
      • Dec 2010
      • 77

      #2357
      Re: The person under me: (True or false)

      Originally posted by Mousegirl View Post
      False, I'm watching adult swim

      The person under me is ready for bed. [[Good night! sleep well!]]
      True! (and Good Night and Blessed Dreams to you too!)

      The person under me is watching random videos on YouTube.

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      • Levi Jones
        Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
        Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
        Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
         
        • Jul 2009
        • 13930

        #2358
        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

        Originally posted by Zen Spyder View Post
        The person under me is watching random videos on YouTube.
        False, I am listening to Pat Boone reel to reels.

        The person under me knows this is a Christian forum and not a place to play games among unsaved trash.
        Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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        • Rev. Jim Osborne
          True Christian™ Televangelist
          Director of Fundraising and Tithing
          On the Look Out for Wife #6!
          True Christian™
          • Jun 2009
          • 8622

          #2359
          Re: The person under me: (True or false)

          True. I'm pretty sure God, in His infinite wisdom and foresight, created 2 Cor. 6:14-17 so that it applies to internet threads as well.

          The person below me knows I'm going to crush Pastor Zeke at our upcoming golf tournament at the Pastor's Retreat in Bermuda.

          Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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          • Mousegirl
            Confirmed Enemy of God
            • Nov 2010
            • 68

            #2360
            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

            True. I dont like golf, But good luck to the both of you


            The person bellow me just woke up

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            • Christian Refugee
              Unsaved trash
               
              • Dec 2010
              • 29

              #2361
              Re: The person under me: (True or false)

              True, I woke up 10 minutes ago.

              The person below me is a good swimer.
              Gays are an abomintation. Want any proof?

              Leviticus 20.13 "If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them."

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              • Mousegirl
                Confirmed Enemy of God
                • Nov 2010
                • 68

                #2362
                Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                so so

                The person under me think it's freezing outside ><;

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                • Zen Spyder
                  Confirmed Enemy of God
                  • Dec 2010
                  • 77

                  #2363
                  Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                  Originally posted by Mousegirl View Post
                  so so

                  The person under me think it's freezing outside ><;
                  True. This morning it was -23 degrees.

                  The person under me is watching 1000 Ways to Die.

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                  • Mousegirl
                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                    • Nov 2010
                    • 68

                    #2364
                    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                    False I'm watching...I don't even know what XD

                    The person below me has a bug bite ><;

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                    • Zen Spyder
                      Confirmed Enemy of God
                      • Dec 2010
                      • 77

                      #2365
                      Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                      Originally posted by Mousegirl View Post
                      False I'm watching...I don't even know what XD

                      The person below me has a bug bite ><;
                      False.

                      The person under me has a pet cat.

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                      • Lisa H
                        Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
                        True Christian™
                        • Jun 2010
                        • 5070

                        #2366
                        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                        Originally posted by Mousegirl View Post
                        False I'm watching...I don't even know what XD

                        The person below me has a bug bite ><;
                        Flase. Bugs do not bite True Christians

                        The person below gets worn out after baby sitting
                        Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
                        Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
                        Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
                        Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
                        Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
                        Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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                        • Rev. Jim Osborne
                          True Christian™ Televangelist
                          Director of Fundraising and Tithing
                          On the Look Out for Wife #6!
                          True Christian™
                          • Jun 2009
                          • 8622

                          #2367
                          Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                          Originally posted by Lisa H View Post
                          Flase. Bugs do not bite True Christians

                          The person below gets worn out after baby sitting
                          False. I never looked after a child in my life, not even my own. That's what a hired mammy or Filipina is for.

                          The person below me got banned for repeatedly posting inane, stupid comments on this thread and thinking the whole point of Landover is so she and her little dyke friend can play some stupid game with each other.

                          Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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                          • Lycia The Repentant
                            Ex-prostitute on her knees for the Lord
                            Now that she's Saved©, Priceless
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2010
                            • 2019

                            #2368
                            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                            Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post
                            The person below me got banned for repeatedly posting inane, stupid comments on this thread and thinking the whole point of Landover is so she and her little dyke friend can play some stupid game with each other.
                            False! I know this forum is about praising Jesus and the only dykes I'd ever be friends with are ex-dykes.

                            The person below me agrees with Proverbs 31. It pays for a woman to be flexible!
                            "Whether of them twain did the will of his father? They say unto him, The first. Jesus saith unto them, Verily I say unto you, That the publicans and the harlots go into the kingdom of God before you. For John came unto you in the way of righteousness, and ye believed him not: but the publicans and the harlots believed him: and ye, when ye had seen it, repented not afterward, that ye might believe him." Matthew 21:31-32

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                            Protect Yourself! Important Information about Demons
                            My five Six Step Guide to Stopping Your Miserable Harlotry!
                            Do you hate fornication? Join the Junior Anti-Sex League and help stop it today!
                            An Open Question to All false christians.

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                            • Didymus Much
                              Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
                              • Jun 2010
                              • 14079

                              #2369
                              Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                              Originally posted by Lycia The Repentant View Post
                              The person below me agrees with Proverbs 31.
                              Uh, do you mean Proverbs 31:7, "Let him drink, and forget his poverty, and remember his misery no more."? Then true (the stuff about women is mostly OK, too).

                              Originally posted by Lycia The Repentant View Post
                              It pays for a woman to be flexible!
                              Very true, especially if you want to ***censored by Admins***

                              The person below me is having a hard time coming up with a "person below me" thing.
                              Last edited by Rev. Jim Osborne; 12-15-2010, 03:54 AM. Reason: Removing filth

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                              • Rev. M. Rodimer
                                Honorary True Christian™
                                Forum Member
                                • May 2008
                                • 13996

                                #2370
                                Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
                                The person below me is having a hard time coming up with a "person below me" thing.
                                False, but I think the person above me was.

                                The person under me is secretly relieved that Hubert Hope finally exposed himself for the depraved, transvestite, furry, homosexual fecalphiliac that he really is.
                                Bible boring? Nonsense!
                                Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                                You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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