[PetitionLady]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

False, but I think the person above me was.

The person under me is secretly relieved that Hubert Hope finally exposed himself for the depraved, transvestite, furry, homosexual fecalphiliac that he really is.

True. Better now than later, especially if he was being considered as a moderator.

John 8:32

And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free.


The person below me is almost finished writing out Christmas cards.

[Kenny_]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

True. Better now than later, especially if he was being considered as a moderator.

John 8:32

And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free.


The person below me is almost finished writing out Christmas cards.

True! :-) I've almost written them all... i still need to make 3 but i'm out of paper...


The person below me has ever burned a book

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

True! :-) I've almost written them all... i still need to make 3 but i'm out of paper...


The person below me has ever burned a book

Very true. Public book burnings are a wonderful opportunity for the Christian community to come together and share fellowship. I've burned Korans, Mark Twain, Anne Rice, Stephen King, J.D. Salinger, F. Scott Fitzgerald, Hemingway, Gertrude Stein, John Updike, William Faulkner, Rachel Carson, Al Gore, Bill Clinton, Barack Obama, Betty Friedman, Richard Dawkins, Carl Sagan, Stephen Hawking, Charles Darwin, B.F. Skinner, Karl Marx, Friedrich Neitzsche, Plato, Socrates, Dr. Benjamin Spock, J.K Rowling...and so many more. Heretical texts have no place in this world.

The person below me has gotten physically injured fighting against the WAR ON CHRISTMAS.

[Cranky Old Man]

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The person below me has gotten physically injured fighting against the WAR ON CHRISTMAS.

True, I burned myself while burning down Mrs. Johnson's Christmas tree. Also her constant whining about it is starting to hurt my ears.

The person below me agrees there is nothing more idiotic than a vegetarian Christmas meal.

[Lycia The Repentant]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

The person below me agrees there is nothing more idiotic than a vegetarian Christmas meal.

False! I think there is something more idiotic than a vegetarian Christmas dinner; its the person who eats one!

The person below me forgot to do their harlotry-prevention leg-crossing exercises today.

[James Dewitt]

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The person below me forgot to do their harlotry-prevention leg-crossing exercises today.

Is that what you do when we are on trips, I just thought you had to use the Ladies room(you have your own on my jet). By the way I will be home tomorrow after noon. I have a big surprise for you.


The person below me is counting the hours until its Christmas, Happy Birth day Jesus.

[GodIsAlmighty]

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Is that what you do when we are on trips, I just thought you had to use the Ladies room(you have your own on my jet). By the way I will be home tomorrow after noon. I have a big surprise for you.


The person below me is counting the hours until its Christmas, Happy Birth day Jesus.

I have been counting down to the birthday of Jesus, however I do not celebrate pagan festivals. I am celebrating the birth of Christ as any True Christian™ should - With a huge cake holding 2010 candles.

The person below me believes that no child should "sit on Santa's lap" because Santa is an idea crated by pedophilic papists.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

I have been counting down to the birthday of Jesus, however I do not celebrate pagan festivals. I am celebrating the birth of Christ as any True Christian™ should - With a huge cake holding 2010 candles.

The person below me believes that no child should "sit on Santa's lap" because Santa is an idea crated by pedophilic papists.

TRUE! Among his other sins.

That's why I am thrilled that Repent Amarillo executed the monster!

The good folks at Repent Amarillo, a Texas religious organization normally focused on picketing strip clubs and photographic patrons of adult-oriented businesses, have executed Santa via firing squad for his crimes against Baby Jesus.

Santa’s crimes, read from a paper scroll wound about two gigantic plastic crayons, are read aloud to . . . no, not one of those obnoxious department store Santas, but a papier-mache ornament.

You have sought to substitute yourself for the place for the only begotten son of God, Jesus Christ, during the Christmas season. You are thus guilty of being a symbol of idolatry.

You have sought to become a stumbling block for parents who lie to their children that you exist to bring them gifts. You are thus guilty of being a stumbling block.

You have sought to remove benevolence from Christmas and turn it into a festival of gluttony and greed with rampant commercialism. You are thus guilty of inciting covetousness.

A crew of Repent Amarillo members, all clad in matching sweatshirts with the “COEXIST” symbol crossed out and the text of 1 Corinthians 16:22 (a) (NKJV) emblazoned across the chest (“If anyone does not love the Lord Jesus Christ, let him be accursed”), then “executed” Santa via firing squad.

Thanks to the miracle of YouTube, you can watch the execution of the "jolly old elf"!

The person below me thinks Repent Amarillo should step it up a notch and go after those department store Santas.

[Mr Jake]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

The person below me is celebrating the birth of Jesus.

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

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The person below me thinks Repent Amarillo should step it up a notch and go after those department store Santas.

True, I think it would make their message even louder. Wounding some pedophile in a fake beard is worth getting out that JESUS IS THE REASON FOR THE SEASON.

The person below me is a newbie that doesn't know how to play this game correctly.

[Halleluyah Rob]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

True, I think it would make their message even louder. Wounding some pedophile in a genuine beard is worth getting out that JESUS IS THE REASON FOR THE SEASON.

The person below me is a newbie that doesn't know how to play this game correctly.

False. I mean true, I mean.. False. True?


The person below me wishes he/she could have perfect blonde hair, blue eyes, and fair skin like Jesus.

[Mr Jake]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

false, i don't wish it, i already got it, i am actually blond, got blue eyes and got a fair skin.

The person below is pro 'don't ask don't tell'

[Brother Enoch]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

false, i don't wish it, i already got it, i am actually blond, got blue eyes and got a fair skin.

The person below is pro 'don't ask don't tell'

False. I'm pro 'no fags in the military'. If the US army ever gets into a slapfight with France or something, we'll draft a few of them.

The person below me once kissed a person who was not their spouse on the lips.

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

False. I'm pro 'no fags in the military'. If the US army ever gets into a slapfight with France or something, we'll draft a few of them.

The person below me once kissed a person who was not their spouse on the lips.

True. Very much true. The Bible tells us that we can kiss fellow Christians: Romans 16:16 Salute one another with an holy kiss. The churches of Christ salute you.
2 Corinthians 13:12 Greet one another with an holy kiss.

Believe me, I always kiss my young ladies in my ministry on the lips whenever I greet them. We may continue to kiss for some time because I want to make sure I am following this commandment.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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The person below me once kissed a person who was not their spouse on the lips.

False. Despite the fact that I have been engaged for 7 years to Daisy Mae (Bible Thimping Blonde), I have never kissed ANYONE on the lips. I'm saving myself for our wedding night....Whenever that might occur...


The person under me has placed a substantial wager on Oregon winning the BCS Championship game against Auburn by 20 points.