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  • PetitionLady
    Hates Obama. Really Hates Obama. Actually, REALLY REALLY REALLY Hates Obama.
    Forum Member
    • Nov 2010
    • 883
    #2416
    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

    Originally posted by BelieverInGod View Post
    False,

    The person below me is now convinced that Rev. Rodimer has no sisters and has never been married.
    False. Although I may be wrong Sister, I perceived his post as adding humor.

    The person below me has this Bible verse on their favorites list:

    Not that I speak in respect of want: for I have learned, in whatsoever state I am, therewith to be content. Philippians 4:11.
    But whosoever shall deny me before men,
    him will I also deny before my Father which is in heaven.
    ~Matt. 10:33
    ~~~~~~~
    Theme song in hell: "I Did it My Way"

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      • Tyreese
        Unsaved trash
        • Jan 2011
        • 10
        #2417
        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

        i get unemployment, you work, and we makin the same shit

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          • AngelClark
            Forum Member
            • Oct 2010
            • 107
            #2418
            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

            Originally posted by Tyreese View Post
            i get unemployment, you work, and we makin the same shit

            Play the game right.

            The person below me is forever grateful they came to this site and found Jesus the Savior

            To the poster above this one: False, Sadly I do not yet have that one in my favorites, but it's on it's way now.
            Judge not, Lest ye be Judged.

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              • PetitionLady
                Hates Obama. Really Hates Obama. Actually, REALLY REALLY REALLY Hates Obama.
                Forum Member
                • Nov 2010
                • 883
                #2419
                Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                Originally posted by AngelClark View Post
                Play the game right.

                The person below me is forever grateful they came to this site and found Jesus the Savior

                To the poster above this one: False, Sadly I do not yet have that one in my favorites, but it's on it's way now.
                True!



                The person below will be more diligent in their tithing this new year.
                But whosoever shall deny me before men,
                him will I also deny before my Father which is in heaven.
                ~Matt. 10:33
                ~~~~~~~
                Theme song in hell: "I Did it My Way"

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                  • Jo Freddie
                    Unsaved trash
                    Hateful God mocking pirate
                    • Apr 2009
                    • 6339
                    #2420
                    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                    Originally posted by PetitionLady View Post
                    True!



                    The person below will be more diligent in their tithing this new year.
                    I will tithe 100% more this year then I did last year.

                    The person below is too mean to increase their tithe by such a percentage.
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                      • GodIsAlmighty
                        True Christian™
                        True Christian™
                        • Jan 2010
                        • 184
                        #2421
                        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                        Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                        I will tithe 100% more this year then I did last year.

                        The person below is too mean to increase their tithe by such a percentage.
                        False! Now, with my addition of my father's inheritance, I am currently paying 110% of my salary to the glorious LBC!

                        The person below me thinks the Pledge of Allegiance needs more references to Jesus, like our Christian fore-fathers intended!
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                          • Jo Freddie
                            Unsaved trash
                            Hateful God mocking pirate
                            • Apr 2009
                            • 6339
                            #2422
                            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                            Originally posted by GodIsAlmighty View Post
                            False! Now, with my addition of my father's inheritance, I am currently paying 110% of my salary to the glorious LBC!
                            But what percentage increase is that on top of what you paid last year?

                            The person below me thinks the Pledge of Allegiance needs more references to Jesus, like our Christian fore-fathers intended!
                            False - your fore-fathers where very clear on that point and would not be very happy if you got your way.

                            The person below me will have better things to do on Sunday, like watching paint dry or grass grow, then to waste their time watching the so called "game" at the Cowboys Stadium
                            Posted via Pasta

                            True Pastafarian™

                            May my Sauce be with you!
                            Read the TRUE Gospel The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (ISBN 978-0-00-723160-7)
                            Get one and get with The Flying Spaghetti Monster
                            The Loose Canon - HTML version
                            Loose Canon Fan Page
                            North American? Speak English? Thank a Pirate.
                            I have been to The Volcano!

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                              • Pastor Ezekiel
                                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                 
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 78555
                                #2423
                                Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                                The person below me will have better things to do on Sunday, like watching paint dry or grass grow, then to waste their time watching the so called "game" at the Cowboys Stadium
                                False. I'll be giving my usual stirring sermon this Sunday (on the dangers of worshiping noodles), then I'll be hosting a birthday party for Brother Levi at my humble abode.

                                Luke 15:27 And he said unto him, Thy brother is come; and thy father hath killed the fatted calf, because he hath received him safe and sound.


                                The person under me wishes they would cancel "American Idols" and replace it with a show like "Bible Quiz Extravaganza."
                                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                  • Brother Harold Porter
                                    Landover Senior Outreach
                                    Touching Men, Women and Children with the Good News!
                                    True Christian™
                                    • Jun 2010
                                    • 8236
                                    #2424
                                    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                    False. I'll be giving my usual stirring sermon this Sunday (on the dangers of worshiping noodles), then I'll be hosting a birthday party for Brother Levi at my humble abode.





                                    The person under me wishes they would cancel "American Idols" and replace it with a show like "Bible Quiz Extravaganza."
                                    True. Followed by either "Little House On The Prairie" or "The Waltons", praise Jesus!

                                    The person below me has already completed their tax return.
                                    Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."

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                                      • proteastantguy
                                        Confirmed Enemy of God
                                        • Aug 2010
                                        • 488
                                        #2425
                                        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                        Originally posted by Brother Harold Porter View Post
                                        True. Followed by either "Little House On The Prairie" or "The Waltons", praise Jesus!

                                        The person below me has already completed their tax return.
                                        False, I don't work since I'm a student so I don't pay taxes.

                                        The person beneath me doesn't care about what satanists have to say.

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                                          • Pastor Ezekiel
                                            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                             
                                            • Sep 2006
                                            • 78555
                                            #2426
                                            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                            Originally posted by proteastantguy View Post
                                            The person beneath me doesn't care about what satanists have to say.
                                            False. As a True Christian(tm) Pastor, it is my business to keep track of satan and all his minions (I'm looking at you), the better to do daily battle with the forces of darkness on behalf of Jesus.


                                            The person under me wants all Michael Jackson impersonators to be horsewhipped within an inch of their lives, then thrown in prison.

                                            Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                              • Margot
                                                Confirmed Enemy of God
                                                • Feb 2011
                                                • 34
                                                #2427
                                                Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                                False. As a True Christian™ Pastor, it is my business to keep track of satan and all his minions (I'm looking at you), the better to do daily battle with the forces of darkness on behalf of Jesus.


                                                The person under me wants all Michael Jackson impersonators to be horsewhipped within an inch of their lives, then thrown in prison.

                                                True - There will never be another one great as the real Michael Jackson..Hail the king baby

                                                Everyone under me wants me to burn in hell

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                                                  • James Hutchins
                                                    True Christian™
                                                    Just a Regular Nice Guy
                                                     
                                                    • Jun 2009
                                                    • 29453
                                                    #2428
                                                    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                                    True, you are a stain on a crack whores bedsheet.

                                                    All True Christians(tm) are ready for the rapture.
                                                    Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                                                    Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                                                    Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                                                    Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                                                    Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                                                    Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                                                      • Pastor Ezekiel
                                                        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                                         
                                                        • Sep 2006
                                                        • 78555
                                                        #2429
                                                        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                                        Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                                                        All True Christians™ are ready for the rapture.
                                                        True! I am drenched in Christ's cleansing blood and ready to be whisked up to Heaven, to sit a the table with Jesus and laugh at all the unrepentant sinners being tortured down in hell.


                                                        The person under me is having a whole oxen roasted for his Superbowl Party this Sunday after Services.
                                                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                                          • Brother Scott
                                                            True Christian™
                                                            True Christian™
                                                            • Oct 2010
                                                            • 393
                                                            #2430
                                                            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                                            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                                            True! I am drenched in Christ's cleansing blood and ready to be whisked up to Heaven, to sit a the table with Jesus and laugh at all the unrepentant sinners being tortured down in hell.


                                                            The person under me is having a whole oxen roasted for his Superbowl Party this Sunday after Services.
                                                            True, along with two pigs. And I'm inviting some Muslims and Jews in order to help them find Christ™ and eat pork.


                                                            The person under me struggles with the fact that they inevitably will burn in hell for being a Godless harlot.
                                                            [Rev 19:20] And the beast was taken, and with him the false prophet that wrought miracles before him, with which he deceived them that had received the mark of the beast, and them that worshipped his image. These both were cast alive into a lake of fire burning with brimstone


                                                            PALIN/BACHMAN 2016

                                                            With their husbands permission of course

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