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  • Youth Minister Harry
    Matt 19:14 Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven.
    True Christian™
    • Feb 2011
    • 832
    #2506
    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
    The person under me is a filthy flea-bitten witch who will not elude the Landover Witch Hunters this Halloween.
    True! No, wait... Can I start over? I'm new to this game...

    The person under me has felt sorry for a cripple.
    Slathered in the Fresh Hot Blood of the Infant Christ,
    -Youth Minister Harry Lester

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      • rocknroll
        Unsaved trash, demon worshiper
        • Mar 2011
        • 28
        #2507
        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

        Originally posted by Youth Minister Harry View Post
        True! No, wait... Can I start over? I'm new to this game...

        The person under me has felt sorry for a cripple.
        True!

        The person below me hates black people.
        A fool's lips enter into contention, and his mouth calleth for strokes. Proverbs 18:6

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          • Pastor Ezekiel
            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
             
            • Sep 2006
            • 78552
            #2508
            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

            Originally posted by rocknroll View Post
            The person below me hates black people.
            False. Our church does not tolerate racism of any kind. We even have a few nigra members who attend my Sunday Sermons from out in the parking lot.


            The person under me hates the French.
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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              • Jo Freddie
                Unsaved trash
                Hateful God mocking pirate
                • Apr 2009
                • 6339
                #2509
                Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                False. Our church does not tolerate racism of any kind. We even have a few nigra members who attend my Sunday Sermons from out in the parking lot.


                The person under me hates the French.
                False for we are all the Children of Our Lord.

                The person below thinks the The Nation State idea is well past it use by date and thinks the next step for civilisation is One People One World.
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                  • Rev. M. Rodimer
                    Honorary True Christian™
                    Forum Member
                    • May 2008
                    • 13996
                    #2510
                    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                    Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                    False for we are all the Children of Our Lord.

                    The person below thinks the The Nation State idea is well past it use by date and thinks the next step for civilisation is One People One World.
                    Hmm, trick question.

                    A single world government is a prerequisite for Jesus' return, according to Biblical prophecy. Therefore, I am 100% in favor of a single world government, as long as it is a Christian theocracy led by the United States of Earth America.

                    The person under me can't wait until May 22, 2012, so he can laugh at all the silly followers of Harold Camping who thought they were going to be raptured on May 21!
                    Bible boring? Nonsense!
                    Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                    You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                      • Andre-Bartholomew
                        Unsaved trash, pretending to be a snail gulper
                        • Mar 2011
                        • 103
                        #2511
                        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                        So true

                        The person under me is going for a hunt soon.

                        Gods blessings.

                        Andre
                        I'm Alpha and Omega. The begining and the end.

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                          • Je5usIsMyWingman
                            Unsaved trash
                            • Aug 2010
                            • 14
                            #2512
                            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                            Originally posted by Andre-Bartholomew View Post
                            So true

                            The person under me is going for a hunt soon.

                            Gods blessings.

                            Andre
                            I actually am not. I am going to walk over to the fridge and get a Carlsberg beer.

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                              • Rev. M. Rodimer
                                Honorary True Christian™
                                Forum Member
                                • May 2008
                                • 13996
                                #2513
                                Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                Originally posted by Je5usIsMyWingman View Post
                                I actually am not. I am going to walk over to the fridge and get a Carlsberg beer.
                                Since this idiot obviously doesn't understand the game . . .

                                True, I am going on a hunt for souls for Jesus! The truckstop outside Indianapolis is one of the most ripe hunting grounds. I can always find a man who wants me to kneel in prayer with him!

                                The person under me is excited to see Jesus rule with a Rod of Iron, and also recognizes that following Biblical Law is not in any way like Shariah Law.
                                Bible boring? Nonsense!
                                Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                                You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                                  • María Gálvez-Villalobos
                                    Claims not to be a dago slut
                                    Unintelligible motor-mouthed Spaniardess; earplugs advised
                                    • Mar 2011
                                    • 1307
                                    #2514
                                    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                    Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                                    Since this idiot obviously doesn't understand the game . . .

                                    True, I am going on a hunt for souls for Jesus! The truckstop outside Indianapolis is one of the most ripe hunting grounds. I can always find a man who wants me to kneel in prayer with him!

                                    The person under me is excited to see Jesus rule with a Rod of Iron, and also recognizes that following Biblical Law is not in any way like Shariah Law.
                                    IS TRUTH this.

                                    All of it. I'm recent convert from Witness of Jehová so I can understand the necesitys for rule whit rod of iron because a true cristian woman should to submit alway at her husband and follow the biblic laws what are God's ward and no some hearsay as the Shariah laws.


                                    The person under me was once believing in different type cult that was no Baptist religion and was conversed by a suddenly incident like Saint Paul on the highway to Damasco.
                                    Ex JW and quiet, shy, timid girl who wants to be a True Cristian Lady.
                                    My favorite verse from the Bible is:
                                    - A true WITNESSE deliuereth soules: but a deceitfull WITNESSE speaketh lyes.

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                                      • James1011R
                                        Confirmed Enemy of God
                                        • Mar 2011
                                        • 7
                                        #2515
                                        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                        Originally posted by María Gálvez-Villalobos View Post
                                        IS TRUTH this.

                                        All of it. I'm recent convert from Witness of Jehová so I can understand the necesitys for rule whit rod of iron because a true cristian woman should to submit alway at her husband and follow the biblic laws what are God's ward and no some hearsay as the Shariah laws.


                                        The person under me was once believing in different type cult that was no Baptist religion and was conversed by a suddenly incident like Saint Paul on the highway to Damasco.
                                        No. Arceus is not a cult.



                                        The person under me is an Arceus-worshiper

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                                          • Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson
                                            Pastor of Praise and Worship
                                            A True Christian™ Straight Shooter
                                            True Christian™
                                            • Jul 2009
                                            • 3890
                                            #2516
                                            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                            Originally posted by James1011R View Post
                                            No. Arceus is not a cult.



                                            The person under me is an Arceus-worshiper
                                            No. The person above me is a retarded.

                                            The person under me read The Naked Lunch and walked away very confused.
                                            Praise and worship with Pastor Will. Services at 9 a.m., 11 a.m. and 6 p.m.


                                            Contact me. pastorwillsampson at gmail.com

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                                              • Brother Harold Porter
                                                Landover Senior Outreach
                                                Touching Men, Women and Children with the Good News!
                                                True Christian™
                                                • Jun 2010
                                                • 8236
                                                #2517
                                                Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                                Originally posted by Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson View Post
                                                No. The person above me is a retarded.

                                                The person under me read The Naked Lunch and walked away very confused.
                                                False. Sounds like sin.

                                                The Christian below me loves Leslie Nielson for his outstanding contributions to cinema.
                                                Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."

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                                                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                                                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                                     
                                                    • Sep 2006
                                                    • 78552
                                                    #2518
                                                    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                                    Originally posted by Brother Harold Porter View Post
                                                    The Christian below me loves Leslie Nielson for his outstanding contributions to cinema.
                                                    False. Never heard of her.


                                                    The person under me is going to eat dinner at Chic-a-fil for dinner tomorrow night.
                                                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                                      • Mrs. Mary Whitford
                                                        Ladies of Landover Senior VP
                                                        One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
                                                        Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
                                                        True Christian™
                                                        • Dec 2006
                                                        • 12414
                                                        #2519
                                                        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                                        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                                        The person under me is going to eat dinner at Chic-a-fil for dinner tomorrow night.
                                                        False. Ever since the staff failed to ask us if we've heard the Good News about Jesus Christ last time we were there, Mr. Whitford has been boycotting them until the manager sends him a written apology.

                                                        The person under me knows that the lamestream media is going to fail to give proper credit to God for the earthquake that just leveled Japan.
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                                                        1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
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                                                          • Cranky Old Man
                                                            Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                                                            You kids get off his lawn!
                                                             
                                                            • Jan 2010
                                                            • 22352
                                                            #2520
                                                            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                                            Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
                                                            The person under me knows that the lamestream media is going to fail to give proper credit to God for the earthquake that just leveled Japan.
                                                            True. The liberal media is more interested in Charlie Sheen, whoever that may be, than God smiting Japan.

                                                            The person below me cannot start his day without some proper American bacon.
                                                            5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                                                            To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                                                            James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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