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  • Levi Jones
    Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
    Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
    Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
     
    • Jul 2009
    • 13930

    #856
    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

    Absolutely true! I am a big believer in Women's righ... Sorry, I just can't do it with a straight face .

    The person under me is obsessed with money.
    Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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    • Jenni111
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      • Aug 2009
      • 323

      #857
      Re: The person under me: (True or false)

      Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
      Absolutely true! I am a big believer in Women's righ... Sorry, I just can't do it with a straight face .

      The person under me is obsessed with money.

      False, I don't really have much money.


      The person below me can tell me the first book in the bible.

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      • JennyD
        Honorary True Christian™
        Sweet Placid Sister
        Forum Member
        • Dec 2007
        • 9567

        #858
        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

        Originally posted by Jenni111 View Post
        False, I don't really have much money.


        The person below me can tell me the first book in the bible.
        Of course, it's Genesis!

        The person below me believes that the best way to get red sauce out of a carpet is to lick it.
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        • Rev. Jim Osborne
          True Christian™ Televangelist
          Director of Fundraising and Tithing
          On the Look Out for Wife #6!
          True Christian™
          • Jun 2009
          • 8622

          #859
          Re: The person under me: (True or false)

          Originally posted by JennyD View Post
          Of course, it's Genesis!

          The person below me believes that the best way to get red sauce out of a carpet is to lick it.
          False. I just yell at my mexican house maid to go get some "spic and span".

          The person below me sees nothing wrong with making money off a pyramid scheme.

          Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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          • Larry Lee
            Predestinated Servant of Jesus Christ by the Will of God
            True Christian™ Theologian
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 4464

            #860
            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

            Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post
            False. I just yell at my mexican house maid to go get some "spic and span".

            The person below me sees nothing wrong with making money off a pyramid scheme.
            I can't even imagine why you would say that. The LORD wants us to prosper!

            The person under me wants to place a refreshing salve on Jenni111's dark, smoldering secret.
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            • Jenni111
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              • Aug 2009
              • 323

              #861
              Re: The person under me: (True or false)

              Originally posted by Larry Lee View Post
              I can't even imagine why you would say that. The LORD wants us to prosper!

              The person under me wants to place a refreshing salve on Jenni111's dark, smoldering secret.

              What dark smoldering secret?!?!?

              The person below me doesn't understand what the person above me is talking about either.

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              • Bobby-Joe
                Landover Security Superviser
                Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2006
                • 18405

                #862
                Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                Originally posted by Jenni111 View Post
                What dark smoldering secret?!?!?

                The person below me doesn't understand what the person above me is talking about either.
                TRUE: But Brother Larry, much like Rev Jim have been called to a special ministry towards women so I am sure Christ is guiding their hands to the right place.

                The person below me lives in an "Atheist Free" neighborhood.

                Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                • Meek and Humble
                  Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
                  Biblical Black Belt
                  Jr. Pastor
                  True Christian™
                  • Dec 2008
                  • 6197

                  #863
                  Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                  Absolutely true! Though we are the only house in a mile...

                  The person under me thinks if the devil doesn't like it, he can sit on a tack.

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                  • Johnnyboy
                    True Christian™ fisherman
                    • Jun 2009
                    • 801

                    #864
                    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                    Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
                    Absolutely true! Though we are the only house in a mile...

                    The person under me thinks if the devil doesn't like it, he can sit on a tack.

                    False. If he doesn't like it he can sit on a Brit.

                    The person below me thinks Morgana is a witch.

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                    • Bobby-Joe
                      Landover Security Superviser
                      Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                      NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 18405

                      #865
                      Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                      Originally posted by Johnnyboy View Post
                      False. If he doesn't like it he can sit on a Brit.

                      The person below me thinks Morgana is a witch.
                      There is no think friend, there is just KNOW the TRUTH(tm) she is a witch by the way she attacks the President of the United States.

                      There person under me has called der Fuhrer Obama a nazi to his face (from a crowd)

                      Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                      Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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                      • Rev. M. Rodimer
                        Honorary True Christian™
                        Forum Member
                        • May 2008
                        • 13996

                        #866
                        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                        Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                        There is no think friend, there is just KNOW the TRUTH™ she is a witch by the way she attacks the President of the United States.

                        There person under me has called der Fuhrer Obama a nazi to his face (from a crowd)
                        False, I've never been within shouting distance of him. But I did coin the term "O-fascist", and use it in my sermons frequently.

                        The person below me has invited Jesus to sit on his (or her) heart.
                        Bible boring? Nonsense!
                        Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                        You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                        • Meek and Humble
                          Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
                          Biblical Black Belt
                          Jr. Pastor
                          True Christian™
                          • Dec 2008
                          • 6197

                          #867
                          Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                          Every day, brother! Amen!

                          The person under me finds the woman in that video to be quite becoming...

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                          • Rev. Jim Osborne
                            True Christian™ Televangelist
                            Director of Fundraising and Tithing
                            On the Look Out for Wife #6!
                            True Christian™
                            • Jun 2009
                            • 8622

                            #868
                            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                            Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
                            Every day, brother! Amen!

                            The person under me finds the woman in that video to be quite becoming...

                            True. She is quite becoming...a good singer.

                            The person under me has had an interesting experience with a "cougar".

                            Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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                            • Rev. M. Rodimer
                              Honorary True Christian™
                              Forum Member
                              • May 2008
                              • 13996

                              #869
                              Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                              Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
                              Every day, brother! Amen!

                              The person under me finds the woman in that video to be quite becoming...
                              Becoming what?

                              Is that what's wrong with her, she's becoming something? Send her back, she's not done yet!

                              Don't tell me that you're starting to believe in evolution, Brother Basher!

                              Edit: Cougars? No, but I did drive a Jaguar once. Drove her long and hard, too!

                              The person under me thinks people should be allowed to marry cars or animals.
                              Bible boring? Nonsense!
                              Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                              You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                              • Jenni111
                                Unsaved trash
                                 
                                • Aug 2009
                                • 323

                                #870
                                Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                                Becoming what?

                                Is that what's wrong with her, she's becoming something? Send her back, she's not done yet!

                                Don't tell me that you're starting to believe in evolution, Brother Basher!

                                Edit: Cougars? No, but I did drive a Jaguar once. Drove her long and hard, too!

                                The person under me thinks people should be allowed to marry cars or animals.
                                False, although I wonder how it would affect life insurance.


                                The person below me cares about their health.

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