[DarkWolf]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

True. It's a sad sad thing with these 20-somethings treat me like some sort of meat. I try to turn them towards the LORD, but these women are such harlots. I've considered turning them into Human Resources, but I decided it'd be best to keep them where I can see them, and keep trying to get their minds and hearts to follow Jesus!

There's 5 of them, tho. Some days I feel a little out-numbered. When they dress so skimpily and just hang all over me, it makes me feel a might uncomfortable. But I am pure of heart, and I know that GOD HIMSELF is keeping my temptation in check.

The person below me is good and righteous, and has raised several children for GOD'S ARMY!

[ChristianBeliever]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

True. It's a sad sad thing with these 20-somethings treat me like some sort of meat. I try to turn them towards the LORD, but these women are such harlots. I've considered turning them into Human Resources, but I decided it'd be best to keep them where I can see them, and keep trying to get their minds and hearts to follow Jesus!

There's 5 of them, tho. Some days I feel a little out-numbered. When they dress so skimpily and just hang all over me, it makes me feel a might uncomfortable. But I am pure of heart, and I know that GOD HIMSELF is keeping my temptation in check.

The person below me is good and righteous, and has raised several children for GOD'S ARMY!

I would say true for good and righteous, but I have no husband yet, so I don't have children, so that is false. For now.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

I would say true for good and righteous, but I have no husband yet, so I don't have children, so that is false. For now.

The person above me forgot to say something about the person below them.
The person below me despises anal sex.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

The person above me forgot to say something about the person below them.
The person below me despises anal sex.

True! Well, I despise the idea of anal sex, I can't really say if I like it or hate it, never having done such a thing, because it's wrong and sinful and depraved.

The person below me is glad that the Herman Cain Train-Wreck has cleared the way for Newt, the Catholic cultist adulterer to go mano-a-mano with Mitt, the Mormon cultist flip-flopper.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

The person below me is glad that the Herman Cain Train-Wreck has cleared the way for Newt, the Catholic cultist adulterer to go mano-a-mano with Mitt, the Mormon cultist flip-flopper.

True! Because it allowed the adulterer to implode and bring Rick Santorum to the head of the pack!

The person below me is overjoyed that Uzbekistan has banned Valentine's Day, and wishes the US would do the same.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

The person below me is overjoyed that Uzbekistan has banned Valentine's Day, and wishes the US would do the same.

Okay, I'm not sure that "overjoyed" and "Uzbekistan" are two words that belong in the same sentence, but I'll go along with you...I'm overjoyed about EVERY country that is moved by the Holy Spirit to ban the whorish celebration called "Valentimes Day."


The person below me thinks that more fathers ought to shoot their children's possessions when they are disobedient.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

The person below me thinks that more fathers ought to shoot their children's possessions when they are disobedient.

FALSE: I have never supported such permissive behavior on the upbringing of children. As Old Man Hatchet (Freehold Best of Father of the year for the last 10 years) reminds us our children need to know the mind of God at the youngest possible age.

The person below me knows Dwight D Eisenhower's name was on Joesph McCarty's famous list of 167 communists in the US Government and that's why the Army moved to destroy McCarthy.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

FALSE: I have never supported such permissive behavior on the upbringing of children. As Old Man Hatchet (Freehold Best of Father of the year for the last 10 years) reminds us our children need to know the mind of God at the youngest possible age.

The person below me knows Dwight D Eisenhower's name was on Joesph McCarty's famous list of 167 communists in the US Government and that's why the Army moved to destroy McCarthy.

False! I'd never heard such a rumor. I thought it was because Eisenhower was playing house with aliens!

An ex-government consultant says the story is true that the 34th commander in chief chatted, if you will, with aliens at a New Mexico air base, according to reports.

No definitive proof has ever surfaced to confirm this president-meets-aliens tale. However, according to Timothy Good, Eisenhower and FBI officials arranged for the out-of-this-world summit at Holloman Air Force Base.

"Aliens have made both formal and informal contact with thousands of people throughout the world from all walks of life," Timothy Good said on Frank Skinner's BBC2 program, "Opinionated."

Good, an author, lecturer and former consultant to Congress and the Pentagon, claims that governments of the world have had ongoing contacts with ETs over many years.

The story about Eisenhower's close encounter of the very personal kind -- where he reportedly met with Nordic-looking aliens -- supposedly unfolded while the president was vacationing in Palm Springs, Calif., in February 1954.


Whether you believe this story or not, an interesting related side-story reared its head in 2010. A retired, New Hampshire state representative, Henry McElroy Jr. taped an intriguing video announcement in which he revealed seeing a secret briefing document intended for Eisenhower.

This document, according to McElroy, contained information that aliens were in America and that Eisenhower could meet with them.

"To the best of my memory, this brief was pervaded with a sense of hope, and it informed President Eisenhower of the continued presence of extraterrestrial beings here in the United States of America," McElroy said on the video.

"The tone of the brief indicated to me that there was no need for concern, since these visitors were in no way causing any harm, or had any intentions whatsoever, of causing any disruption then or in the future," he explained.

McElroy goes on to say that, although he couldn't verify times or places where any meetings might have taken place between Eisenhower and "off-world astronauts," he believed that there were such meetings.

The person below me thinks that if God created "extra-terrestrials", He would have mentioned them in the Bible!

[proteastantguy]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

False! I'd never heard such a rumor. I thought it was because Eisenhower was playing house with aliens!



The person below me thinks that if God created "extra-terrestrials", He would have mentioned them in the Bible!

True. And when do we even see the proof of their existance?

The person beneath me would burn down a mosque at anytime.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

False, since God commands Christians to obey secular law, which grants mooselimbs the special privilege of not having their sanctuaries to satan burned down. But once the next Republican President turns the U.S. Constitution into toilet paper, that will be a different story .

The person below me is worse off financially under Obamunism than he would have been under President McCain.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

False, since God commands Christians to obey secular law, which grants mooselimbs the special privilege of not having their sanctuaries to satan burned down. But once the next Republican President turns the U.S. Constitution into toilet paper, that will be a different story .

The person below me is worse off financially under Obamunism than he would have been under President McCain.

False. God has preserved, if not provided more thoroughly for our financial status as is His promise:

But this I say, He which soweth sparingly shall reap also sparingly; and he which soweth bountifully shall reap also bountifully.
II Corinthians 9:6

We are bountiful reapers indeed!

The person below me gets out of bed only to land on the floor knees first in order to begin the day with prayer.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

The person below me gets out of bed only to land on the floor knees first in order to begin the day with prayer.

False. I land on my 14 year old Indonesian houseboy. He sleeps on the floor next to my bed just in case I have any needs arise during the night you see...


The person under me believes that tomatoes should be made illegal (as they once were) in the United States, for being "the devil's apples."

[shy Rita]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

False. I land on my 14 year old Indonesian houseboy. He sleeps on the floor next to my bed just in case I have any needs arise during the night you see...


The person under me believes that tomatoes should be made illegal (as they once were) in the United States, for being "the devil's apples."

True. I don't eat anything having to do with the devil.

The person under me reads the Bible daily.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

The person under me reads the Bible daily.

False. I don't need to; I have it memorized.


The person under me is planning on sending a wonderful, generous Easter gift to their favorite Pastor.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

False. I don't need to; I have it memorized.


The person under me is planning on sending a wonderful, generous Easter gift to their favorite Pastor.

True

The person under me has a singing voice like that of an angel.