[Witch Hammer]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

That is 100% true you filthy wop!


The person under me likes truffles in his morning penguin egg omlette.

Darn straight, I do!

The person below me is unclean...UNCLEAN!!!

[Roland]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

Darn straight, I do!

The person below me is unclean...UNCLEAN!!!

Yes, that is true. It was a long day at work and an even longer bicycle ride back, a bit to well insulated in a pretty heavy headwind. I should really drag myself to the shower.

The person below me occasionally cleans stains in the carpet using Vodka.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

The person below me occasionally cleans stains in the carpet using Vodka.

There are no stains on the carpet. Even the police could not find any.

The person below me is psychic and already knew that I would write this.

[Bob]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

The person below me is psychic and already knew that I would write this.

False. I am extremely smart but not a witch.

The person below me can help me find a girlfriend. Please?

[Witch Hammer]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

False. I am extremely smart but not a witch.

The person below me can help me find a girlfriend. Please?

False...but I can sell you a wife at a 50% discount. My daughter Miriam is nothing to write home about, she is scrawny and ugly and even stupider than the average female. She is also missing an eye, and is on the fast track to becoming a spinster at the ripe old age of 15.

The person beneath me has $100 I can borrow.

[Jim Farmer]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

False. I just bought a case of the finest Scotch.

The person I'm on top of has a quick tongue.

[Godless Italian]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

Nope, I haven't. I barely speak english :-P

The person which will post after me was left-handed

[Elmer G. White]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

True. I was left-handed but after accepting Jesus I gave up that demonic lifestyle. Glory!

Matthew 25:33 And he shall set the sheep on his right hand, but the goats on the left.

The person under me has one rib less than I do.


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Jim C. Lombardo]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

Partly true - I have more than just one removed most likely. In my youth, I had some ribs removed to perform a certain feat I'd rather not go into.

The person below me has ancestral ties to Germany.

[Dennis Lukes]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

The person below me has ancestral ties to Germany.

True. Many of my forebears came to the Midwest from Germany in the 1800s to live off the land and live as the Bible intended. In fact, my maternal grandparents left Germany much later, in May 1945. They lived in Argentina for a little while and then moved to Nebraska, where my mother was born.

The person under me is guilty of a serious crime for which they were never caught.

[Jim C. Lombardo]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

False. My wife died in an unfortunate gun accident. I say accident because that's precisely what it was. Any unless anyone has proof otherwise (which they can't), then the matter is closed.


Below me is someone take pickles in their burger rather than on the side

[Romeo Rovagnati]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

The person under me is suspicious of ravioli.

Who is that? Sounds like some Catholic Italian, so true.

The person below me has witnessed a bear maul a human to death.

Praise the Lord! I knew it he sent me there for a reason! And he predicted my coming years ago!

[Dennis Lukes]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

The person under me can't breathe.

He dindu nuffin! Defund the police! Black libes matta an sheeit! Burn down the city! Loot them Nikes!


The person under me has a secret they'd like to share with us.