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  • Rev. M. Rodimer
    Honorary True Christian™
    Forum Member
    • May 2008
    • 13996
    #1351
    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

    Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
    ABSOLUTELY FALSE! (it was an inner ear thing, had nothing to do with drinking...)

    The person under me has a good doctor
    True! His name is Jesus!

    The person under me places faith in "modern medicine" instead of our Lord.
    Bible boring? Nonsense!
    Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
    You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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      • Meek and Humble
        Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
        Biblical Black Belt
        Jr. Pastor
        True Christian™
        • Dec 2008
        • 6197
        #1352
        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

        False!

        The person under me puts his faith in "alternative" medicine, because he's a darn HIPPIE!

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          • greenpomaceous
            Forum Member
            Forum Member
            • Oct 2009
            • 85
            #1353
            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

            False! My one medicine is Jesus!

            The person below me is eating apple pie right now.
            "I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things." -- favorite KJV verse ever!!! Our LORD is so awesome in everything he does.

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              • Meek and Humble
                Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
                Biblical Black Belt
                Jr. Pastor
                True Christian™
                • Dec 2008
                • 6197
                #1354
                Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                False, it's much too late to be snacking.

                The person under me is praying fervently that he is not attacked by demons tomorrow night!

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                  • greenpomaceous
                    Forum Member
                    Forum Member
                    • Oct 2009
                    • 85
                    #1355
                    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                    Absolutely true!!!!

                    The person below me is wishing that his couch is as comfortable as mine.
                    "I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things." -- favorite KJV verse ever!!! Our LORD is so awesome in everything he does.

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                      • Professor Tyeisha X
                        WARNING! Racist communist feminazi bulldyke
                        Unsaved trash
                        • Jun 2009
                        • 293
                        #1356
                        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                        Originally posted by greenpomaceous View Post
                        Absolutely true!!!!

                        The person below me is wishing that his couch is as comfortable as mine.
                        False. How dare you promote sexism by assuming the next poster is male! What, you think only men use the internets? You are wrong, missy! You should take a sensitivity course because you are one racist, bigoted bitch.

                        The person below me thinks women who use cats as their avatars do so because they are goddamn ugly in real life. <---racist smiley, should be brown-skinned.
                        sigpic

                        Professor Emerita of African-American Studies at UC Berkeley

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                          • greenpomaceous
                            Forum Member
                            Forum Member
                            • Oct 2009
                            • 85
                            #1357
                            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                            False. My kitten is simply adorable. If you look on my profile, there is a picture of me. And I think your angry outlashings at women who are much more attractive than you is because you are insecure in your own appearance and you probably are in the middle of a sex change operation from male to female. Therefore, the reasoning behind your jealous rage, is that you are not even a real woman. You will never be a woman, so quit trying so hard.

                            The person below me thinks that trannies are nasty.
                            "I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things." -- favorite KJV verse ever!!! Our LORD is so awesome in everything he does.

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                              • Meek and Humble
                                Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
                                Biblical Black Belt
                                Jr. Pastor
                                True Christian™
                                • Dec 2008
                                • 6197
                                #1358
                                Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                True.

                                The person under me does not enjoy obvious questions.

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                                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                     
                                    • Sep 2006
                                    • 78552
                                    #1359
                                    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                    Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
                                    The person under me does not enjoy obvious questions.
                                    False. As a True Christian(tm) Pastor, it's just part of my job. I swear, if I had a dollar for every time someone has asked me if it's true that God hates queers, I could retire as a rich man.


                                    The person under me knows what "linguini" is.
                                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                      • greenpomaceous
                                        Forum Member
                                        Forum Member
                                        • Oct 2009
                                        • 85
                                        #1360
                                        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                        True! It's like spaghetti... but thinner. (comes from being such an awesome cook).

                                        The person below me wants to put a noise complaint on their loud neighbors having a halloween party and playing loud/bad music.
                                        "I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things." -- favorite KJV verse ever!!! Our LORD is so awesome in everything he does.

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                                          • Pastor Ezekiel
                                            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                             
                                            • Sep 2006
                                            • 78552
                                            #1361
                                            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                            Originally posted by greenpomaceous View Post
                                            True! It's like spaghetti... but thinner. (comes from being such an awesome cook).
                                            Thanks for the warning. I never eat ethnic food. It hottens up the blood.

                                            Originally posted by greenpomaceous View Post
                                            The person below me wants to put a noise complaint on their loud neighbors having a halloween party and playing loud/bad music.
                                            False. I cannot imagine how awful it must be to have unsaved neighbors.



                                            The person under me is going to double his witchcount this year in the final hours of the 2009 Witch Hunt!
                                            Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                              • Meek and Humble
                                                Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
                                                Biblical Black Belt
                                                Jr. Pastor
                                                True Christian™
                                                • Dec 2008
                                                • 6197
                                                #1362
                                                Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                                I think I know what it means, but it's inappropriate to say on a public forum.

                                                The person under me made sure to shoot at anyone who attempted to get near his door this Halloween.

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                                                  • Brother Enoch
                                                    The Godliest Man in Godless Canuckistan
                                                    True Christian™
                                                    • Jun 2008
                                                    • 4392
                                                    #1363
                                                    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                                    False. I have dogs. Very, very large dogs. And they fed well this day.

                                                    The person under me once sat next to a mooselimb on a plane.

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                                                      • Larry Lee
                                                        Predestinated Servant of Jesus Christ by the Will of God
                                                        True Christian™ Theologian
                                                        True Christian™
                                                        • Sep 2006
                                                        • 4464
                                                        #1364
                                                        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                                        Originally posted by Brother Avatar View Post
                                                        False. I have dogs. Very, very large dogs. And they fed well this day.

                                                        The person under me once sat next to a mooselimb on a plane.
                                                        False. I demanded to have my seat changed.

                                                        The person under me is visiting the Holy Land this year for Christmas.
                                                        sigpic

                                                        I loved Newt before Newt was invincible

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                                                          • Meek and Humble
                                                            Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
                                                            Biblical Black Belt
                                                            Jr. Pastor
                                                            True Christian™
                                                            • Dec 2008
                                                            • 6197
                                                            #1365
                                                            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                                            False.

                                                            The person under me can't wait for the Holy Land to be undisputedly in Israel's possession, so they need not fear traveling there.

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