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  • Basilissa
    South of the Border outreach program
    True Christian™
     
    • Mar 2013
    • 12938

    #1216
    Re: What are you offended by right now?

    I'm offended by journalists who keep asking what did the President know and when did he know it. So he says one thing one day and another the next, who cares - the Truth™ is whatever the most recent tweet says, and journalists should just accept that.
    God created fossils to test our faith.

    * * *

    My favorite LBC sermons:
    True Christians are Perfect!
    True Christian™ Love.
    Salvation™ made Easy!
    You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
    Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
    Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
    Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
    Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
    The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
    Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
    God HATES Rational Thinking!
    True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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    • Basilissa
      South of the Border outreach program
      True Christian™
       
      • Mar 2013
      • 12938

      #1217
      Re: What are you offended by right now?

      Am I the only one getting offended by stuff?


      Right now I'm offended by the chicken noises, "performed" (as I was informed by reliable sources) by an actual headless chicken! Seriously, something like that can pass for music at Eurovision these days?!?






      Seriously, the bearded lady from Austria doesn't look so bad anymore, in this context.
      God created fossils to test our faith.

      * * *

      My favorite LBC sermons:
      True Christians are Perfect!
      True Christian™ Love.
      Salvation™ made Easy!
      You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
      Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
      Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
      Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
      Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
      The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
      Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
      God HATES Rational Thinking!
      True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

      Comment

      • Harsha Shah
        Curry slurping demon
         
        • Aug 2014
        • 321

        #1218
        Re: What are you offended by right now?

        Yes, it is Harsha Shah here and I am replying to this thread. Yes, I am thinking that I am not offended by anything, but I am trying to say "yes" to everything, but I am afraid that I might be offending the beautiful people on this forum. Yes. I am apologising if I am offending anyone, yes I am.
        "Ecclesiastes 3:7
        A time to rend, and a time to sew; a time to keep silence, and a time to speak."
        Yes. Women are saving lives. It is time we are speaking! Yes!

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        • Johny Joe Hold
          Mayor of Freehold
           
          • Feb 2010
          • 12491

          #1219
          Re: What are you offended by right now?

          Dandelions, the ugly yellow flower of the weed in lawns. In Freehold, we pour on so much herbicide weeds take one breath and die. All lawns should be expansions of green with no weeds, especially no dandelions.
          Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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          • anthonyijackson
            Unsaved trash
            • Jan 2018
            • 82

            #1220
            Re: What are you offended by right now?

            I'm offended by the fact that black people and gay people are banned from this board.
            This space reserved for Scripture
            -- Admin

            Really.

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            • Didymus Much
              Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
              • Jun 2010
              • 14076

              #1221
              Re: What are you offended by right now?

              Originally posted by anthonyijackson View Post
              I'm offended by the fact that black people and gay people are banned from this board.
              .

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              • Thomas Taylor
                Forum Member
                Forum Member
                • Oct 2012
                • 1486

                #1222
                Re: What are you offended by right now?

                Originally posted by anthonyijackson View Post
                I'm offended by the fact that black people and gay people are banned from this board.
                Young Lady,


                You have not been banned, so how can you be offended?
                Also, for your information, there are many members that are either a nigra, a homer or, in some cases, both. You seem to be very interested in both the nigra and the homer, is there something you want to tell us?


                YIC
                TT
                Isaiah 66:15

                For behold, the Lord wil come with fire, and with his charets like a whirlewinde, to render his anger with furie, and his rebuke with flames of fire.

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                • Basilissa
                  South of the Border outreach program
                  True Christian™
                   
                  • Mar 2013
                  • 12938

                  #1223
                  Re: What are you offended by right now?

                  By Kim Chi of North Korea.
                  North Korea on Wednesday threw into question an unprecedented summit between its leader Kim Jong Un and U.S. President Donald Trump scheduled for next month, denouncing military exercises between South Korea and the United States as a provocation and calling off high-level talks with Seoul.
                  It's like they don't want Donald J. Trump () to get the Nobel Peace Prize or something!
                  God created fossils to test our faith.

                  * * *

                  My favorite LBC sermons:
                  True Christians are Perfect!
                  True Christian™ Love.
                  Salvation™ made Easy!
                  You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                  Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                  Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                  Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                  Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                  The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                  Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                  God HATES Rational Thinking!
                  True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

                  Comment

                  • anthonyijackson
                    Unsaved trash
                    • Jan 2018
                    • 82

                    #1224
                    Re: What are you offended by right now?

                    Landover Baptist Lounge:Relax, Kick your shoes off. Praise Jesus!!! (Blacks and Homosexuals strictly prohibited!)
                    This space reserved for Scripture
                    -- Admin

                    Really.

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                    • Thomas Taylor
                      Forum Member
                      Forum Member
                      • Oct 2012
                      • 1486

                      #1225
                      Re: What are you offended by right now?

                      Originally posted by anthonyijackson View Post
                      Landover Baptist Lounge:Relax, Kick your shoes off. Praise Jesus!!! (Blacks and Homosexuals strictly prohibited!)
                      My dear sweet, foolish nigra,


                      Of course you are not allowed in the lounge. This area is for the True Christians to relax and get away from the constant whining of the nigra and homerseksuals. You can go anywhere else on the forum as you please.


                      YIC
                      TT
                      Isaiah 66:15

                      For behold, the Lord wil come with fire, and with his charets like a whirlewinde, to render his anger with furie, and his rebuke with flames of fire.

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                      • BrotherLarry
                        Revelationary Equine Gnathologist for Christ
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2014
                        • 2249

                        #1226
                        Re: What are you offended by right now?

                        We haven't restricted ex-nigras from the lounge and I am sure there has been a homer or two that slips through now and then. I fail to see why Jackson is so sensitive on this matter.


                        The church is clear: we offer you the help you need in order to please Christ. Accept it or burn. If we didn't have the love mentioned in the Holy Bible, we wouldn't be offering this kind of assistance. Can someone please shout glory with me?
                        Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
                        “The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”

                        Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man.
                        Amen and Amen

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                        • Didymus Much
                          Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
                          • Jun 2010
                          • 14076

                          #1227
                          Re: What are you offended by right now?

                          How pictures like this make all of humanity's meagre scrabblings upon this dust speck so piffling insignificant .


                          Click image for yuge resolution version.


                          I lie. I think it's awesome.

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                          • DolliMoans
                            Confirmed Enemy of God
                            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                            • Sep 2017
                            • 451

                            #1228
                            Re: What are you offended by right now?

                            The word "addict" has become offensive, IMO. Saying it aloud makes it sound like a certain unmentionable.

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                            • MitzaLizalor
                              Completely CRAZY for the Lord
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2010
                              • 14225

                              #1229
                              Re: What are you offended by right now?

                              Originally posted by Basilissa View Post
                              Am I the only one getting offended by stuff?

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                              Originally posted by Harsha Shah View Post
                              Yes, it is Harsha Shah here and I am replying to this thread. Yes, I am thinking that I am not offended by anything
                              remove vulnerable persons BEFORE SCROLLING DOWN

                              The "goth" is always offensive for many reasons and even though Jainism may not be offensive to everyone it is just as offensive to God as what I'm about to report. Having opted to call Him a liar and, in the former case, adopt overtly satanic imagery for jewellery such as upside-down marcasite & pewter nose-rings or cannibal themed T-shirts now these wretches want to dress up like barbie dolls in dainty garments to plod around advertising something even the most ardent Jainist would blink at. Basilissa's chicken song reminded me, I don't think I need to go on.


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                              • DolliMoans
                                Confirmed Enemy of God
                                BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                                • Sep 2017
                                • 451

                                #1230
                                Re: What are you offended by right now?

                                Lately, I've been finding offense in words, among them is the word "cool." I heard this was a favorite term used by hippies to raise unsuspecting women's self-esteem in effort to de-Flower Power them.

                                I heard this word again last Sunday, used by Mrs. Dinkin's boy, Harry, who described me as "cool". How would he know my body temperature? Why would he even think my body was cool on a sweltering May morning? It was terribly invasive. I reported him to his youth pastor after service. Once little dirty Harry has a chance to "cool" down, I bet he won't be using that word inappropriately in future.

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