[Dennis Lukes]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

Extremely sorry but this whole page is built around prohibiting blacks and homosexuals so by that logic it is, in a way racist.

What's that? I didn't realize the queers were calling themselves a race now. No, you choose to be a sodomite, just like you choose to be a serial killer. It's perfectly okay to discriminate against someone for their conscious choice to sin.

[James Hutchins]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

Extremely sorry but this whole page is built around prohibiting blacks and homosexuals so by that logic it is, in a way racist.

We are all sorry and sad. The opportunity (not a God Given Right) to be pure and righteous exists. Sodomites and lesser people simply have to do what God says and follow procedures to be cleansed. Pretty simple, even for the dimmest of people.
It is the hate that builds a wall between Heaven and Hell. The only way through is the Door of Christianity(tm)

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

Extremely sorry but this whole page is built around prohibiting blacks and homosexuals so by that logic it is, in a way racist.

Friend, the LORD Almighty Himself makes Divine Prohibitions that we simply honor on earth, as it is in Heaven. Not only are the Sodomites abominations, but God hates people with acne, and midgets, too:

Speak unto Aaron, saying, Whosoever he be of thy seed in their generations that hath any blemish,

let him not approach to offer the bread of his God.

For whatsoever man he be that hath a blemish, he shall not approach:

a blind man, or a lame, or he that hath a flat nose, or any thing superfluous,

Or a man that is brokenfooted, or brokenhanded,

Or crookbackt, or a dwarf, or that hath a blemish in his eye, or be scurvy, or scabbed, or hath his stones broken;

No man that hath a blemish of the seed of Aaron the priest shall come nigh to offer the offerings of the Lord made by fire:

he hath a blemish; he shall not come nigh to offer the bread of his God.

He shall eat the bread of his God, both of the most holy, and of the holy.

Only he shall not go in unto the vail, nor come nigh unto the altar, because he hath a blemish;

that he profane not my sanctuaries: for I the Lord do sanctify them.

Leviticus 21:17-23

You can read our dear Pastor's fine sermon on the matter here:

God Hates Cripples

[Isabella White]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

Extremely sorry but this whole page is built around prohibiting blacks and homosexuals so by that logic it is, in a way racist.

Hello, "Father" Pucci, and to at .
It appears as though you have bypassed our friendly Introduction Forum, which is where we like our newcomers to introduce themselves and to provide a bit of information for us. The link to this forum is here:

https://www.landoverbaptist.net/forumdisplay.php?f=16

Please remember to note the request at the top of the page, which is:

Attention Unsaved Trash: This the ONLY subforum you can start threads in. Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.

You will find that we are a group of servants of the , studying the . We do not cherry-pick our favorite verses, nor do we ignore the ones that most people do not like, such as the verses that most clearly say that you deserve to burn in for all of eternity:

Revelation 20:15 "And whosoever was not found written in the book of life was cast into the lake of fire."

And please don't think that just because you're a Cathyolick, that you will be spared the fires of , because you, most definitely, will be spending your eternity there. You might wish to consider that the next time you're curtsying to statues and guzzling the communion wine.

As for whatever drivel you were going on about in your message, perhaps you can save that for the when you stand before on Judgment Day. He will most gladly hear you before you're thrown onto the fires forever.

We look forward to getting to know you here in our friendly forums, at .

Sincerely, Isabella W.

[Basilissa]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

Greta Thunberg offends me. Why doesn't she do something useful with her life, such as find a Christian husband and produce lots of children?

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

Greta Thunberg offends me. Why doesn't she do something useful with her life, such as find a Christian husband and produce lots of children?

You are so right, Sister Basilissa. It is unhealthy for a girl that age to be so involved in politics. She interests should be confined to hair and boys.

[Isabella White]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

Greta Thunberg offends me. Why doesn't she do something useful with her life, such as find a Christian husband and produce lots of children?

So, that's the Greta I had heard about in the news! Goodness, I've been without access to my computer recently, making me unable to check these things. But I did see something about an uppity brat trying to shame our God-sent President into seeing things her way. At first, I thought maybe that PeeWee Hermann creep was trying for another 15 minutes of fame. But now I know, and I'd have to say that I agree with you, Sister Basilissa. Greta Thunberg definitely offends me, too! And something tells me that she has never, not once, attempted to read any of the blessed pages within the .

A blessed evening to you, Dear,
Sincerely, Isabella W.

[handmaiden]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

Greta Thunberg offends me. Why doesn't she do something useful with her life, such as find a Christian husband and produce lots of children?

Here! Here! Sister Basillisa! (Or is it Hear! Hear!?)


The nerve of this young woman (and others) to assume that God is so inept that He will allow human industry to destroy the world when He Promised to Destroy it Himself!

I don't know about anyone else, but I worship A Mighty God who fulfils His own prophecies and has already declared an end unto the earth. Trying to save the world is fighting against God and His Plan which revolves around Jesus saving souls, not recycling bottles and cans.

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

Greta Thunberg offends me. Why doesn't she do something useful with her life, such as find a Christian husband and produce lots of children?

Her hair is tidy and clean(-ish) and her skin is clear, so she could probably marry quite well if she only put her mind to it. But someone needs to point out to her that the idea of "global warming" is nonsense, because God's Earth is not globular in form. So the very basis of her obsession fails.

[Kyrre Eliasen]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

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[handmaiden]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

I'm kinda offended by the lack-luster efforts of the most recent crop of trolls. Feels like they're just phoning it in and I really want to glorify God by blasting Bible verses at sinners.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

What burns me up is all the marathon runners from Kenya who come to the U.S. and win big money as runners. Why should a people who chase rabbits for food be allowed to enter races of white people who run for fun?

I went to downtown Des Moines today to watch some of the runners in the annual marathon. There they were, the skinny poor people, taking all the prize money:

[JamesH.B]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

Vegans and their demands for meat-free foods. Haven't they ever read Genesis 1:26-28? If the Lord didn't want us to eat meat, He would have told us not to and He certainly wouldn't make it so delicious.

[handmaiden]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

Well, I am obviously offended by the left-wing coup that the liebrals are trying to stage against our godly leader.

It ain't gonna work, snowflakes. God is on His Throne and He made Trump our president and Trump is what some would say is "large and in charge".


With Jesus by his side, Donald Trump is going to change this country bigly.

[Basilissa]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

False fluffy bunny Christians offend me - and much more importantly, they offend God:




Psalm 14:1-3
1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
2 The Lord looked down from heaven upon the children of men, to see if there were any that did understand, and seek God.
3 They are all gone aside, they are all together become filthy: there is none that doeth good, no, not one.