[Basilissa]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

I'm offended by sh*****e countries that cannot even correctly spell the word "sh*****e."
Case in point:

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

People who have no more respect for the flag than this jerk. I even more offended because his shirt says he stands for the National Anthem:

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

An organization called Dykes on Bikes:

[Romper]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

I am deeply offended by the fact that the Australian government has decided to ban free shopping bags.
Apparently they annoy the fish or the spiders or some other hippy nonsense.
And now I'm expected to carry around their filthy propaganda just to get my shopping done. And pay them for the privilege.

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

Apparently string bags are easy to store and are beneficial for wildlife.

[Basilissa]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

I just wanted to say, that whichever of my most beloved True Christian™ Brothers or Sisters has been praying for rain in Godless South America, this stopped being funny three weeks ago!

Here I am, sacrificing my summer to service our Godly Pastors who are spreading the Good Word to the ungrateful Indians, in what is supposed to be the peak of the dry season, and instead I'm dancing in the rain and stumbling in the snow because SOMEONE has been praying for rain!


Just STOP!!!!

[Elmer G. White]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

I just wanted to say, that whichever of my most beloved True Christian™ Brothers or Sisters has been praying for rain in Godless South America, this stopped being funny three weeks ago!

Here I am, sacrificing my summer to service our Godly Pastors who are spreading the Good Word to the ungrateful Indians, in what is supposed to be the peak of the dry season, and instead I'm dancing in the rain and stumbling in the snow because SOMEONE has been praying for rain!

Just STOP!!!!

While offending, this could be a SIGN! Could this freak weather occur without direct meticulous intervention from Jesus? Even if it is El Niño, it still means that the Niño in question is Baby Jesus. We know that he is harsh and unforgiving towards sinners!

Psalms 148:8
Fire, and hail; snow, and vapour; stormy wind fulfilling his word:

What would be the Word he's gonna fulfill?! Undoubtedly, His Second Coming, smiting of the sinners! Instead of being offended as we might, we could rejoice in these unprecedented weather patterns as they mean the Time is Ripe for Jesus to harvest us, His True Followers™ into Heaven. By some careful cross-referencing we now see how we should take the unexpected snow in the tropics:

Job 38:22
Hast thou entered into the treasures of the snow? or hast thou seen the treasures of the hail,


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

So then "La Niña" could be the work of someone else. Someone frozen in the depths of Kokytos so far away from God? Satan! I'd wondered who'd inspired Dante Alighieri who, living when he did, was probably a papist of some sort. There's quite a few swirling around in the picture but The Bible does not support a frozen future for this group.

[DolliMoans]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

Looks like neo-Dadaist to me, which makes for no surprise I find this painting appalling as well.

[Basilissa]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

I am offended by the fact that a man who was not a real hero - because, as our Godly President has said, REAL HEROES ARE THE ONES WHO DID NOT GET CAUGHT - got a funeral as if he were a President. What a waste of taxpayers' money. I am so glad we got a President now who is cutting such wasteful spending.

Which reminds me, how are the military parade preparations going?

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

Which reminds me, how are the military parade preparations going?

I've been working a lot on the military parade these past few days. A couple of weeks ago, the harlot Mayor of Washington DC proclaimed her city would not pay the cost of security and overtime for the parade. That cancelled the parade.

This act was a violation of the Mayoral Code of Conduct. I wrote this document and, so far as I know, it is followed by most every Mayor in the United States. It includes a requirement that every Mayor support and fund promotional events at the request of a Christian President. I did not name President Trump so there is nothing political about the Code.

The parade is on hold while I request a hearing on the DC Mayor's disregard for the Mayoral Code of Conduct. She will not get away with this.

DC mayor's office on Trump's military parade: 'He will have to pay for it'

https://finance.yahoo.com/news/latest-trump-cancels-military-parade-maybe-next-121642189--politics.html

[Basilissa]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

DC mayor's office on Trump's military parade: 'He will have to pay for it'

https://finance.yahoo.com/news/lates...-politics.html

Now I'm offended by that article! My blood boiled when I saw this:

Bowser said she opposes the parade regardless of the price.
She said that "as a taxpayer" she would rather see that money spent on other ways of honoring the military such as ensuring "no veteran goes homeless."

This is ridiculous! There is no better way to honor our veterans than via a military parade. Homeless veterans are sore losers - no real hero suffers from PTSD, only the weaklings:

[BrotherLarry]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

I am offended by a new woman at church. I believe she is Philippian or Philemonese. When she ejaculates an "Amen!" she says "Aman" instead. She says "Praise the God!" instead of "Praise the Lord!"

I'm sure I heard her this morning say "Glory to Lord" instead of "Glory to God!" This is just annoying and offensive. She has slanted eyes and parks diagonally across a spot in the church lot. The LORD GOD must be shaking His Holy Head at all of this.

The lesser races are sometimes just really tough to tolerate.

BrotherLarry

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

She ... parks diagonally across a spot in the church lot.

Oh, Brother Larry, I do sympathize. That must be The Second Most Annoying Thing Ever!!!!

Obviously I don't drive myself, except on our own property where there is always a man or boy around to rescue me. But in spite of many, many sermons about the need (in the absence of a male family member) to employ a male chauffeur, AND a fund set up by my dear husband to cover the costs for the more indigent among the congregation, there are still women - often menopausal or even older - who insist on driving themselves to church.

These women are so obsessed with arriving early (so as to bore poor Pastor Steve with their imaginary problems) that by the time we get there, the parking lot resembles a game of Pick-Up Sticks.

YiC
Joanna

[BrotherLarry]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

Dearest Sister

How thoughtful of you to emphasize with me. Truly your husband is a lucky man. So are your lithe and handsome sons. Say, about the boys: I am planning to be in your area soon. How about I take them shooting for a little while during my trip? I hope we can meet for a few hours and then I could load them in the car and head off to enjoy our guns and then maybe some fresh strawberries and cream?

Again thanks for your reply.

BrotherLarry