[Basilissa]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

Is that so? Well, does that mean I'm hopelessly doomed? I'm at that age where my hoohah is past childbearing years is now only good for 1...wait, maybe 2 or 3 things.

I'm offended by people who decline to read the Holy Bible. Genesis 18:10-14, 21:1-2.

[GaleWhoring the Boring (On Moderation)]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

I'm offended by people who decline to read the Holy Bible. Genesis 18:10-14, 21:1-2.

If Sarah was around today, she would be pleased to discover her kid riddled with autism and Assburgers. And how could I keep up the lifestyle I enjoy so much with the burden of children cramping my style?

[Basilissa]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

If Sarah was around today, she would be pleased to discover her kid riddled with autism and Assburgers. And how could I keep up the lifestyle I enjoy so much with the burden of children cramping my style?

Isaac was no retard. He lived long and prosperous life, and he got married to his beautiful young niece Rebekah (Genesis 24:15-16, 67).

[GaleWhoring the Boring (On Moderation)]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

Isaac was no retard. He lived long and prosperous life, and he got married to his beautiful young niece Rebekah (Genesis 24:15-16, 67).

Goodness, he's just like Donald Trump, without the incest (For Trump that is).

[Basilissa]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

Goodness, he's just like Donald Trump, without the incest (For Trump that is).

Let's just say, that Donald Trump follows the footsteps of Isaac's sons, Esau and Jacob, and Jacob's noblest descendants David and Solomon, in regards to women.

[Titus Templeton]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

Writing a Christian review about wonder woman at the moment.I'm really offended about it. Just watch these 4 minutes of a woman winning world war one by herself...

The woman should help and not do it by herself:


Genesis 2:18 And the LORD God said, It is not good that the man should be alone; I will make him an help meet for him.


Ephesians 5:22 Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord.
Ephesians 5:23 For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the saviour of the body.
Ephesians 5:24 Therefore as the church is subject unto Christ, so let the wives be to their own husbands in every thing.

[Didymus Much]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

Lack of sales for my new-for-2017 Halloween costume, the "Harvey Weinstein in a hotel bathrobe" (potted plant accessory available at a small extra charge).

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

Lack of sales for my new-for-2017 Halloween costume, the "Harvey Weinstein in a hotel bathrobe" (potted plant accessory available at a small extra charge).

I can understand your frustration. Have you thought about a Halloween Hillary mask? That would be scary.

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

Lack of sales for my new-for-2017 Halloween costume, the "Harvey Weinstein in a hotel bathrobe" (potted plant accessory available at a small extra charge).

Try Louis B. Mayer with Judy Garland on his lap - the gays will love it.

[Didymus Much]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

It's not Donald's factually inaccurate and reality-denying tweet from this morning (can't figure out the embed for it, so just quoting):

Sorry, but this is years ago, before Paul Manafort was part of the Trump campaign. But why aren't Crooked Hillary & the Dems the focus?????

original available here: https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/...05659569041409

It's that someone else has already dibsed "Crooked Hillary & the Dems" as a band name.

[InLoveWithChrisChan]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

Right now, I am offended by the following. What about you, brothers and sisters?

The Hugh Heffner commercial on football.

A Levi's Jeans interracial kiss on a commercial.

The singing of Berlin's Take My Breath Away the sodomite Top Gun theme song.

The constant cramming of the homosexual lifestyle down our throats with the Prius commercials.

A commercial in which people ripped their clothes off in a Jack in the Box ad. You on the east coast were spared from this perversion.

NBC's Rainbow Logo.

The guy next to me didn't take off his hat during the singing of The National Anthem.

The guy next to me didn't pray before he ate.

The length of the bartender's shorts.

Ben Roethlisberger's satanic hand gesture at the end of the game. Very, very offended here.

Andrea Kramer being so old as a sideline reporter.

The Steelers winning.

I'm offended over of the fact none of you can behave with civility....

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

I'm offended over of the fact none of you can behave with civility....

The Lord thy God compels us to behave with righteousness and so we do. If you can find a single verse that specifies behaving with civility, I'll send a cash donation of $500 to the Jesus-hating charity of your choice.

[Brother Gonzalez]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

I am deeply offended by the San Francisco 49ers.

They had the opportunitty to show that once you have expelled the kneelers from your roster, there is nothing but winning ahead of you.


Instead, they are 0-9 this season, making Kaepernick look like Brett Favre compared to their new QB.


I bet God is angry.




1 Corinthians 15:57 - But thanks [be] to God, which giveth us the victory through our Lord Jesus Christ.

[Basilissa]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

Aphids. I am heavily offended by aphids.

They and I love for Capsicum annuum species - the difference being that I love the mature fruits, preferably of the purira variety; on the other hand, aphids have an unhealthy, paedophilic love for the new born buds, which eventually leads to the death of the entire plant.

I know that God had a reason to create even the most disgusting creatures, but I just cannot think of a reason for creating aphids. Maybe the honeydew honey, but a honey made from aphids pee sounds disgusting as well.

[DolliMoans]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

Sister Basilissa, I know Our Lord works in mysterious ways, but I feel He created aphids to give us ladies another duty around the house, to sprinkle pesticide about my husband's rosebush.


What am I offended by? Homeless bums! Though My Lord sees it fit to let myself and hubby and my family of 17 live in a single trailer, there's nothing worse than coming home late at night, and finding some wretched vagabond taking a leak on the side of our trailer! His fag buddy laughed with him, at me, and said, "Couldn't you go against a tree, like a dog would? Haha."

I just shrieked and said, "No! Obviously he can't because he's WORSE than a dog!"

I then went to find Mr. Moans and his shotgun to chase the two pricks off our property.