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  • SUV
    True Christian™ Princess
    The Driving Force behind RA12
    Have at it, anytime!
    • Sep 2006
    • 11027

    #106
    Re: What are you offended by right now?

    Originally posted by BibleThumpinBlonde View Post
    You know they are a bunch of hooked nose Joos right. Trinity is a penny pinching, bagel munching, Christ killing Joo.
    World Jewelry is going to ruin our Great Nation(tm) someday

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    • Levi Jones
      Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
      Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
      Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
       
      • Jul 2009
      • 13930

      #107
      Re: What are you offended by right now?

      I am so offended that the Cowboys lost!


      Why, LORD? What am I doing wrong for You to not make Your favorite team win?! Please illuminate Your servant and I will fix whatever I am doing wrong!
      Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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      • Daisy Mae Johnson
        The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
        Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
        aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 15708

        #108
        Re: What are you offended by right now?

        I saw an (unnamed) Sister at Church wearing white shoes. Didn't anyone bother tell her no white shoes after Labor Day?

        I bet JESUS was so embarrassed for her he could have DIED!
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        • Rev. Jim Osborne
          True Christian™ Televangelist
          Director of Fundraising and Tithing
          On the Look Out for Wife #6!
          True Christian™
          • Jun 2009
          • 8622

          #109
          Re: What are you offended by right now?

          I'm offended by the Arizona State Sun Devils. Out of all the team names they could've picked, why did it have to be Satanic?

          Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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          • Miss April
            Landover's Version of Carrie Prejean
            Forum Member
            • Apr 2009
            • 685

            #110
            Re: What are you offended by right now?

            At the time i'm offended by Pastor Ezekiel who keeps asking me the most stuipd Questions but when i ask him something he naver anwers

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            • Daisy Mae Johnson
              The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
              Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
              aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 15708

              #111
              Re: What are you offended by right now?

              Originally posted by Miss April View Post
              At the time i'm offended by Pastor Ezekiel who keeps asking me the most stuipd Questions but when i ask him something he naver anwers
              How DARE you sass one of GOD'S Favorite Pastors like that! You have nooooo business asking a MAN, much less a MAN OF GOD anything! Some one is getting too big for her britches.

              I've got my eye on you missy....
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              • WickedWitch
                Unsaved Canuck Who Longs to be Saved©
                CAUTION: Poster is Bi-Lingually curious
                • Jan 2007
                • 1366

                #112
                Re: What are you offended by right now?

                Originally posted by SUV View Post
                Jesus (the) Christ! You mean Pastor Ezekiel Knows such a "person"?
                Indeed, yes, he even lives with the scallywag!

                I'm offended by the fact that my Question Thread ended up having to be closed! Offended and very saddened! 'Twas truly and unfortunate turn of events.
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                • FoundGirlJNB
                  Found Sheep
                  Forum Member
                  • Sep 2009
                  • 351

                  #113
                  Re: What are you offended by right now?

                  Originally posted by WickedWitch View Post
                  Indeed, yes, he even lives with the scallywag!

                  I'm offended by the fact that my Question Thread ended up having to be closed! Offended and very saddened! 'Twas truly and unfortunate turn of events.
                  I'm offended by forum members who cannot take the time out of their day to read the rules of a thread and read the contents of a thread to get a general understanding of how it works and then worse of all insists on staying in a thread after being told off!!!
                  Psalm 1:5 Therefore the wicked will not stand in the judgement, nor sinners in the assembly of the righteous.

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                  • WickedWitch
                    Unsaved Canuck Who Longs to be Saved©
                    CAUTION: Poster is Bi-Lingually curious
                    • Jan 2007
                    • 1366

                    #114
                    Re: What are you offended by right now?

                    Originally posted by LostGirlNY View Post
                    I'm offended by forum members who cannot take the time out of their day to read the rules of a thread and read the contents of a thread to get a general understanding of how it works and then worse of all insists on staying in a thread after being told off!!!
                    *Snickers* I'm offended by those, too.
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                    • piercegraham
                      Confirmed Enemy of God
                      • Sep 2009
                      • 186

                      #115
                      Re: What are you offended by right now?

                      Im Canadian, and I've noticed something rather insulting in my country:
                      Immigrants come to our country and make us change our laws and customs to accomodate them. Example: they're trying to pass a law that prohibits the saying of "Merry Christmas" because it offends their religion.
                      But, the real "insult to injury", is that when we go into their country, we have to respect their customs or get thrown in jail! We have to change to accommodate them, but they can't have the decency to change when the tables are turned? And they wonder why people hate them? It's just revolting! We should tell them to go home if they don't like it here!

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                      • Levi Jones
                        Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
                        Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
                        Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
                         
                        • Jul 2009
                        • 13930

                        #116
                        Re: What are you offended by right now?

                        Originally posted by piercegraham View Post
                        Im Canadian, and I've noticed something rather insulting in my country:
                        Immigrants come to our country and make us change our laws and customs to accomodate them. Example: they're trying to pass a law that prohibits the saying of "Merry Christmas" because it offends their religion.
                        But, the real "insult to injury", is that when we go into their country, we have to respect their customs or get thrown in jail! We have to change to accommodate them, but they can't have the decency to change when the tables are turned? And they wonder why people hate them? It's just revolting! We should tell them to go home if they don't like it here!
                        Wow, pierce. That makes more sense than anything you have ever said here.


                        I am offended that John McCain called the dolly llama an inspiration to all.
                        Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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                        • Pastor Ezekiel
                          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                           
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 78552

                          #117
                          Re: What are you offended by right now?

                          Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
                          I was offended by that too. I take it as a sign that Jesus did the right thing by causing John McCain to lose the election. He truly does work in mysterious ways.

                          I am offended by Baskin Robbins(r) support of satan's birthday by offering an assorment of delicious taste treats in honor of Halloween.
                          Who Will Jesus Damn?

                          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                          • piercegraham
                            Confirmed Enemy of God
                            • Sep 2009
                            • 186

                            #118
                            Re: What are you offended by right now?

                            Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
                            Wow, pierce. That makes more sense than anything you have ever said here.


                            I am offended that John McCain called the dolly llama an inspiration to all.
                            Are you being serious or sarcastic? If you're serious, thanks.
                            I always hated the fact we have to bend over and immigrants change all our customs and beliefs while they cant be bothered to change themselves. Awfully hypocritic of them

                            But that really pissed me off. We cant say Merry Chrsitmas? Honestly. If they ever pass that law, im moving to the US. Americans would never let that tripe happen.

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                            • Pastor Ezekiel
                              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                               
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 78552

                              #119
                              Re: What are you offended by right now?

                              Originally posted by piercegraham View Post
                              If they ever pass that law, im moving to the US. Americans would never let that tripe happen.
                              No thanks. We have enough of a crime problem with all the other immigrants here.
                              Who Will Jesus Damn?

                              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                              • Pastor Isaac Peters
                                Senior Pastor
                                Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
                                Always Biblically correct
                                True Christian™
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 10639

                                #120
                                Re: What are you offended by right now?

                                Originally posted by piercegraham View Post
                                Are you being serious or sarcastic? If you're serious, thanks.
                                I always hated the fact we have to bend over and immigrants change all our customs and beliefs while they cant be bothered to change themselves. Awfully hypocritic of them
                                Amen. It offends me that even here in this Christian country, people show up and demand that we tolerate their false religions, but then they refuse to tolerate our true faith. If you want special privileges for your worship of Allah, Buddha, the Kachinas, or any other false gods, go back where you came from.
                                This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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