Bad customer service thread

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

I've noticed that customer service has really gone downhill. This new generation seems to have forgotten that it's customer SERVICE, not customer in-your-face-uppityness. For example, just this morning I asked for a coffee, extra hot, with four sugars. Long story short, she only put in three sugars. As if I wouldn't notice!

I told her that if she ever pulled something like that again I'd pour the coffee right on her little head, and she said "sorry" and put in more sugar.

"Sorry"?

No "Sorry, Sir?"

I'm not worthy of a "Sir?"

Share your experiences here.

[Bobby-Joe]

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Every time we go into Des Moise it is the same think "What f**k, what don't want you damn sheet wearing racists here in our town!" like somehow our uniforms are an attack up them then. Blacks are the worse, just paranoid.

[Nobar King]

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Don't the waiters today know that you get better tips for good service? That doesn't include just getting me a glass of water once during my meal. These kids should be reading the internet on how to get better tips:

• http://www.make-better-tips.com/waiter-waitress-tips
• http://www.galactic-guide.com/articles/2S41.html
• http://www.thriftyfun.com/tf487219.tip.html

[Once was lost]

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Recently i decided to print off a few Prayer cards and leave instead of a Tip to the waitresses at our local Tim Hortons Coffee Shop here. Much better then a bit of change that most people tend to leave them.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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Recently i decided to print off a few Prayer cards and leave instead of a Tip to the waitresses at our local Tim Hortons Coffee Shop here. Much better then a bit of change that most people tend to leave them.

That was very thoughtful of you Brother OWL.

It reminded me of a very helpful thread we had a while back on what True Christians felt about tipping.

Enjoy!

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=10825

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

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Sometimes you have to fight for your right to good customer service:

Woman starts fight over chicken nuggets

Some people take their food seriously - but no one more than one customer at a fast-food outlet in Toledo, Ohio.

Melodi Dushane was so frustrated that she couldn't order chicken nuggets - because the restaurant was serving breakfast - that she attacked the member of staff.

On the surveillance video, Dushane, 25, appears to get out of her car and hit the drive-through employee in the mouth.

Seconds later it seems she smashes the window before driving off.

I'm not saying that the customer is right in every dispute. Sometimes businesses get an elitist/uppity customer who needs to be taught to follow the rules:

• Customer "just wanted a multigrain bagel"
• Refused to say "without butter or cheese"
• Starbucks manager called cops

Sunday's breakfast-bagel tussle heated up when the barista told the prickly professor that he would not serve her unless she specified whether she wanted butter or cheese - or neither.

"I yelled, 'I want my multigrain bagel!'" Prof Rosenthal said.
"The barista said, 'You're not going to get anything unless you say butter or cheese!'"

Note that it was the manager, not the employee, who called the police. As we say in America, "the customer is always right, but the manager is always more right"

[Viggo B. Kristoffersen]

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I hear you all. It is absolutely going downhill with the customer service these days.

A few weeks ago I went to to McDonalds Drive In. Before I even got a chance to finish my order, a very rude young women had the nerve to ask me, if I wanted the "for a limited time only" McFeast "Salsa" instead of the regular one I ordered. I was shocked to know that this, so called, burger, was filled with mexican nasal mucus (also knowned as guacamole) and spicy salsa.
After telling the bitch that it would be in her best interest to shut up and serve me instead, I wondered were this hate, to regular good customers like myself, comes from. It's very disturbing to see how the rest of the population just ignore the fact, that a decent service is no longer a matter of course.
It seems they have all "forgotten" Matthew 7:12.

"Therefore all things whatsoever ye would that men should do to you, do ye even so to them: for this is the law and the prophets."

[Lisa H]

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I went to KFC the other week and the bitch behind the counter insinuated I was obese. She said to me for an extra dollar I could have the meal super-sized. I made such a scene about the whore calling me fat the manager gave me the meal for free.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

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I get VERY upset when I go into a business and employees don't ask me if I've heard the Good News about our Lord, Jesus Christ.
It's rarely a problem here in Freehold, but if I'm in Des Moines or some other town, it hardly ever happens! What kind of shoddy customer service doesn't take the customer's IMMORTAL SOUL into account?!!?!
When this lack of respect and social nicety happens, I make it a point to loudly demand to speak to the manager, and I always leave them a handful of tracts that they can use to give to future customers until they can order in some of their own.

[Brother Temperance]

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Sometimes businesses get an elitist/uppity customer who needs to be taught to follow the rules:

• Customer "just wanted a multigrain bagel"
• Refused to say "without butter or cheese"
• Starbucks manager called cops

Sunday's breakfast-bagel tussle heated up when the barista told the prickly professor that he would not serve her unless she specified whether she wanted butter or cheese - or neither.

"I yelled, 'I want my multigrain bagel!'" Prof Rosenthal said.
"The barista said, 'You're not going to get anything unless you say butter or cheese!'"

Note that it was the manager, not the employee, who called the police. As we say in America, "the customer is always right, but the manager is always more right"

Wow. I knew the Jews were trouble, but I would have at least thought they'd be able to eat a bagel without trying to start a riot. Looks like I was wrong. Is it any wonder they all got driven out of Europe with attitudes like that?

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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I have frequently been offended when going to stores like Target around Christmastime. What do they say? "Happy Holidays"!

Not "Merry Christmas", not "Christ be with you", not "Praise the Lord".

"Happy Holidays".

What is that? Kwanzaa? Marinara Day? Sacrifice-a-Christian-Baby Solstice?

The last time that happened, I punched the fat, zit-faced God-hating atheist teenager behind the counter right in the nose. Popped about 20 zits in the process, had to use his little "smock" to wipe the pus off my fist. Disgusting!

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

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So I was the new "upscale"(HA!) restaurant, whatever it's called, and they cannot take feedback. I told them to drop dead, but they are still alive, as we speak.

[The Lord's Sword]

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I was picketing outside a local gay bar, The Isle of Man, with my "God Hates Fags" placard. When I suddenly became rather thirsty. I went into the bar to buy a bottle of water (a sealed bottle, as not to catch the AIDS). A homosexual came out of no where, snapping his fingers at me, jumping up and down shouting terrible things about Jesus. The bartender started clapping and kicked me out! Is there no civility left?

[Redeemed Papist]

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I was picketing outside a local gay bar, The Isle of Man, with my "God Hates Fags" placard. When I suddenly became rather thirsty. I went into the bar to buy a bottle of water (a sealed bottle, as not to catch the AIDS). A homosexual came out of no where, snapping his fingers at me, jumping up and down shouting terrible things about Jesus. The bartender started clapping and kicked me out! Is there no civility left?

This kind of disrespect and intolerance of minority groups such as people who are actually trying to be saved and live forever with God in Heaven is typical among gaysexuals. The bartender is clearly more worried about keeping sodomites drunk and vulnerable to raping each others' butts than he is about getting with Jesus and dropping to his knees before Him.

Micah 2:1 Woe to them that devise iniquity, and work evil upon their beds! when the morning is light, they practise it, because it is in the power of their hand.

God will have the last laugh!

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

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Micah 2:1 Woe to them that devise iniquity, and work evil upon their beds!

Aha! Take that "the government has no place in American bedrooms" liberal totalitarians!