[Felicity]

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@Sam Diamond I am so glad you are on the case! I want everyone to stop being mean to @Pastor Ezekiel!

[Miss Cassandra]

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[James Dewitt]

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Say Cassy how is Beaux doing

[James Dewitt]

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It could be that the bright idea I had when I sent the Email to Mr Diamond was not so bright. Mr Diamond I think we need to talk. um could you call me?

Pastor Zeke please keep the wood for your 7 fire places, in fact I have a LOT more, call me in the fall and I will supply your needs all winter. Have I ever told you just how much my wife thinks of you?

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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Pastor Ezekiel I have started my investigation. I will arrive Thursday morning around 10:00am. May I have a meeting in your office say around 10:30? Or we can discuss it on the way to the Airport. Based upon some primarily findings, well lets just say we need to talk. Could you bring Bobby-Joe's file along with Rev Rodmire as well as any one who seems to be defaming you. Also could you supply me with your travel log for the past 6 months, nothing in detail just trips abroad. Sam Diamond

When exactly have I defamed Pastor Ezekiel?

Why, he sent me that lovely self-portrait for my church's auction!

[Sam Diamond]

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Mr Dewitt we will talk after my investigation is complete
Rev. Rodimer we shall see, we shall see.
Pastor Ezekiel I have compiled a list check it for accuracy if you will.
Sister Talitha, Rev M. Rodimer, Levi Jones, Bobby-Joe, Brother Enoch, Nobar King, Bible Thumpin Blond, Rev Jim Osborne, James Dewitt( I all ready know of him), Eliot Mayfield, Nurse Clampett, Felicity, Miss Cassandra( I ran her name through Interpol and the Cedar Rapids data base 107 pages she has been very bussy) Aristotle, Luci Mourningstar, Cranky Old Man, Believer In God, Pastor Isaac Peters, James Hutchins( He is very good friends with Mr Dewitt interesting to say the least.) and Jimmy- Roy Stewart. Pastor let me know if I have missed anyone
Thanks for the DoF files, I find that their real names and addresses do come in handy. Not that I would have not gotten them anyway, it just saves me time.
I am glad that we could agree on my fee of $1,000 dollars per day plus expenses. I am quite sure as I probe into each and every one on the list you will see a large increase in tithing. Friday I will start at the top of the list. Talitha is the first to be probed.
If anyone would like to, lets say come clean you may PM, Email or contact me on my satellite phone day or night.
Best Regards Sam Diamond

[Felicity]

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@Sam Diamond Why am I on your list? I am only 16! #Psalm 127:3-5

[Cranky Old Man]

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Cranky Old Man

Feel free to visit me any time you want to...

[Sam Diamond]

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@Sam Diamond Why am I on your list? I am only 16! #Psalm 127:3-5

If you have been a good teenager, you don't have to worry.
Have you been a good girl? I will be talking to Levi. I have to be very thorough in my job.

[Felicity]

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@Sam Diamond I am glad to hear that I have nothing to worry about! I hope you will hurry up so everyone will be nice to @Pastor Ezekiel again!

[BelieverInGod]

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I don't live in Freehold! In fact I don't even live in the US, what could I have possibly done to Pastor Zeke?

You're going to get me in trouble with my husband again. As soon as he realizes you're investigating me he's going to assume the worst. This is not going to be good for me.

[True Disciple]

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I don't live in Freehold! In fact I don't even live in the US, what could I have possibly done to Pastor Zeke?

You're going to get me in trouble with my husband again. As soon as he realizes you're investigating me he's going to assume the worst. This is not going to be good for me.

Now, Sister, I am very sure mr. Diamond had very good reasons to put you, and all those others, on the list. You see, I suspect there is a conspiracy going on here, no doubt trying to expel Pastor Zeke from his position as Pastor of Landover, and mr. Diamond just needs to investigate evry person that maybe remotely has to do something with it.

And anyway, if you really had been a good True Christian(tm), would you have been on his list? Of course not! Why do you think I do not appear on mr. Diamond's list? I don't go around spreading false insinuations against Godly Pastors.

[Cranky Old Man]

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Now, Sister, I am very sure mr. Diamond had very good reasons to put you, and all those others, on the list.

And why are you not on that list???

[Purge the Unfaithful]

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Would this be a good time to mentions that a homer I was trying to save Saturday night at one of the local queer establishments (see my previous posting on my minstry to the unsaved queers) has had "experiences of a carnal nature" with Pastor Flint?

There are apparently pictures which I have asked to be produced. Once I have them I will post to the website so that all in the congergation of the Lord can bare witness.

GLORY!!

[Felicity]

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@Purge the Unfaithful Why are you not nicer about @Pastor Ezekiel? He is such a nice man!