$#*! My Dad Says is the GREATEST SITCOM EVER!!!!11!!!eleven!!!!!

[Captain James T. Kirk]

I don't know if you've watched the pilot for this awesome new show starring the greatest actor of his or any generation, William Shatner, but $#*! My Dad Says the GREATEST SITCOM EVER!!!!!!11!!!!!oneoneeleventy!!!!!!11!! LOL!
Even at age 92, the Shat just oozes raw charisma and sex appeal! He may not be cruising for space babes amongst the stars, but I'm absolutely certain he's still picking up Earth chicks while trekking the malls. ROFL!
My only issue with this fantastic show is the name. $#*! My Dad Says? No! SHAT My Dad Says!!!!!one!!!11!!!

[Phebe Carlyle]

Re: $#*! My Dad Says is the GREATEST SITCOM EVER!!!!11!!!eleven!!

I don't know if you've watched the pilot for this awesome new show starring the greatest actor of his or any generation, William Shatner, but $#*! My Dad Says is the GREATEST SITCOM EVER!!!!!!11!!!!!oneoneeleventy!!!!!!11!! LOL!
Even at age 92, the Shat just oozes raw charisma and sex appeal! He may not be cruising for space babes amongst the stars, but I'm absolutely certain he's still picking up Earth chicks while trekking the malls. ROFL!
My only issue with this fantastic show is the name. $#*! My Dad Says? No! SHAT My Dad Says!!!!!one!!!11!!!

I see you are quite excited.

Also, shouldn't it be that this new show oozes shat?

From memory Capt, you also spread a lot of shat over this forum.

YIC

Mrs Phebe Dewitt.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: $#*! My Dad Says is the GREATEST SITCOM EVER!!!!11!!!eleven!!

I don't know if you've watched the pilot for this awesome new show starring the greatest actor of his or any generation, William Shatner, but $#*! My Dad Says is the GREATEST SITCOM EVER!!!!!!11!!!!!oneoneeleventy!!!!!!11!! LOL!
Even at age 92, the Shat just oozes raw charisma and sex appeal! He may not be cruising for space babes amongst the stars, but I'm absolutely certain he's still picking up Earth chicks while trekking the malls. ROFL!
My only issue with this fantastic show is the name. $#*! My Dad Says? No! SHAT My Dad Says!!!!!one!!!11!!!

Speaking as a TRUE Christian hetro-sexual male I have my doubts about Shatner. Why kind of man spends most of his time chasing after women? Why would he do something like that? Combine that with Hollywood and I sense a homosexual.

[Captain James T. Kirk]

Re: $#*! My Dad Says is the GREATEST SITCOM EVER!!!!11!!!eleven!!

I see you are quite excited.

Why hello there! I don't think we've met! I'm James T. Kirk, captain of the USS Enterprise here to represent the United Federation of Gettin' Funky. Have I told you about... hold on a moment...

Speaking as a TRUE Christian hetro-sexual male I have my doubts about Shatner. Why kind of man spends most of his time chasing after women? Why would he do something like that? Combine that with Hollywood and I sense a homosexual.

For some reason I have a feeling you have a hidden laptop full of Kirk/Spock fan fiction, if you know what I mean! LOL!

I see you are quite excited.

Hi again. I'd invite you to my ready room, but honestly I'm ready no matter what room I'm in! ROFLMAO! Don't worry. McCoy has shot me full of Klingon penicillin so what say we grab some Romulan ale and let me set my phased-her to STUNNED! LOL!

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: $#*! My Dad Says is the GREATEST SITCOM EVER!!!!11!!!eleven!!

Sir! Mrs. Dewitt is a happily married woman, and even if she wasn't, a True Christian(tm) lady would NEVER soil herself with a basement-dwelling God-mocker like YOU!

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: $#*! My Dad Says is the GREATEST SITCOM EVER!!!!11!!!eleven!!

Hi again. I'd invite you to my ready room, but honestly I'm ready no matter what room I'm in! ROFLMAO! Don't worry. McCoy has shot me full of Klingon penicillin so what say we grab some Romulan ale and let me set my phased-her to STUNNED! LOL!

Let me guess at your favorite pick-up line:

"Excuse me, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: $#*! My Dad Says is the GREATEST SITCOM EVER!!!!11!!!eleven!!

For some reason I have a feeling you have a hidden laptop full of Kirk/Spock fan fiction, if you know what I mean! LOL!

You're the one with the ripped shirt and tight black pants you pervert!

[Captain James T. Kirk]

Re: $#*! My Dad Says is the GREATEST SITCOM EVER!!!!11!!!eleven!!

Sir! Mrs. Dewitt is a happily married woman, and even if she wasn't, a True Christian™ lady would NEVER soil herself with a basement-dwelling God-mocker like YOU!

Excuse me, but it's a fine basement I live in! LOL! You're pretty fine too. Want to come orbit Uranus with me?

Let me guess at your favorite pick-up line:

"Excuse me, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

Thanks! I'll have to use that one! ROFL!

You're the one with the ripped shirt and tight black pants you pervert!

So you noticed, huh?

[Titus Templeton]

Re: $#*! My Dad Says is the GREATEST SITCOM EVER!!!!11!!!eleven!!

Can someone tell me what the "USS Enterprise" is?

[BelieverInGod]

Re: $#*! My Dad Says is the GREATEST SITCOM EVER!!!!11!!!eleven!!

Can someone tell me what the "USS Enterprise" is?

As far as I know. And claiming to be Captain, isn't that a federal offense?

From wikipedia

USS Enterprise (CVN-65), formerly CVA(N)-65, is the world's first nuclear-powered aircraft carrier and the eighth US naval vessel to bear the name. Like her predecessor of World War II fame, she is nicknamed the "Big E". At 1,123 ft (342 m)[3], she is the longest naval vessel in the world. Her 93,284 long tons (94,781 t)[2] displacement ranks her as the 11th-heaviest supercarrier, after the 10 carriers of the Nimitz class.
The only ship of her class, Enterprise is the second-oldest vessel in commission in the United States Navy, after the wooden-hulled, three-masted frigate USS Constitution. The ship was once scheduled for decommissioning in 2014 or 2015, depending on the life of her reactors and completion of her replacement, USS Gerald R. Ford.[7] But the National Defense Authorization Act for Fiscal Year 2010 slated the ship's retirement for 2013, when she will have served for 51 consecutive years, the most of any U.S. aircraft carrier.[8]
As of September 2010, Enterprise is homeported at Naval Station Norfolk, Virginia and scheduled to complete one more deployment before her decommissioning.[9] The 21st and current commanding officer of Enterprise is Captain O.P. Honors, who assumed command on 6 May 2010.[10]

Oops, it seems that the Captain is O.P. Honors. Yeah, someone's going to be in big trouble.

[Captain James T. Kirk]

Re: $#*! My Dad Says is the GREATEST SITCOM EVER!!!!11!!!eleven!!

Let me guess... Star Wars geeks? LOL!

[Titus Templeton]

Re: $#*! My Dad Says is the GREATEST SITCOM EVER!!!!11!!!eleven!!

Uh thank you for that information, Sister!
It looks like we have unmasked another lier.

[Captain James T. Kirk]

Re: $#*! My Dad Says is the GREATEST SITCOM EVER!!!!11!!!eleven!!

Uh thank you for that information, Sister!
It looks like we have unmasked another lier.

If by "liar" you mean "awesomest captain of the United Star Ship Enterprise EVER and definitely more awesomer than that dweeb Picard or that loser Pike", then yes! I will grant you that Archer comes close, but only because he'll quantum leap my ass to 1954 if I don't say so! LOL!

[BelieverInGod]

Re: $#*! My Dad Says is the GREATEST SITCOM EVER!!!!11!!!eleven!!

If by "liar" you mean "awesomest captain of the United Star Ship Enterprise EVER and definitely more awesomer than that dweeb Picard or that loser Pike", then yes! I will grant you that Archer comes close, but only because he'll quantum leap my ass to 1954 if I don't say so! LOL!

Willie is that you? Face it, living your life stuck in a 3-year B rated tv show is just sad. Go back to Canada boy, you can get the mental help you need there for free.

[Higgins]

Re: $#*! My Dad Says is the GREATEST SITCOM EVER!!!!11!!!eleven!!

Even at age 92, the Shat just oozes raw charisma and sex appeal!

While I believe it is your prerogative if you find that William Shatner has "sex appeal", your homersexual agenda should not be tolerated here. Further I do not understand what you can find attractive about another man, much less one as old as Shatner. Oh and by the way a quick look at wikipedia tells us that Shatner is 79 not 92 as your post claims.