Tips For Saving The Environment

[Lisa H]

Here are some helpful tips for saving the environment.

1. Clothes drying.
Always use a clothes dryer when doing the washing. Hanging clothes on a outside line damages the visual environment and the clothes can get dirty by birds or other things, they will need to be rewashed.

2. Washing Dishes
Always wash your dishes in a dishwasher after every meal. Dirty dishes are a environment bio hazard of bacteria.

3. Sorting Rubbish.
Never sort rubbish into different bins. The more bins you have only encourages rodents to move.

4. Composite Bins.
Composite bins are very dangerous to the environment. They hold decaying waste and attract bugs and flies that spread disease.

5. Recycling
Never use recycle products. You never know who has used the product before.

6. Compact Fluorescent Bulbs.
These harm the environment by polluting the ecosystem with toxins such as mercury. If you break one in your house, you will need to get the room professional decontaminated. The cost of the globe is more than the cost of the energy it uses.

7. Energy Efficient Appliances
These cause less electricity to be produced and put people out of work. Creating more unemployed and homeless people, who then turn to crime.


Feel free to add other helpful tips.

[Brother Harold Porter]

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When I change the oil in my cars, I always dump in storm drains. Coats the insides of the drain pipes and keeps them from rusting; preserves the infrastucture, the environment and saves tax dollars.

[LordHaveMercy]

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I do contract work for several large hospitals, and I always ensure that they don't dispose of bio-hazard materials in the usual way, instead I make sure they re-sell it all to companies that ground up materials into dog food, cat food, and low grade sausage.

This means less waste, and things are used again, which is great for God's environment!

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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Landfill sites produce large amounts of methane, a well-known greenhouse gas more potent than CO2; be sensible, if you are going on a drive, take some garbage with you and throw it in a hedge, wood or ditch or a poor area of the town.

[Brother Harold Porter]

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Automotive batteries can be dangerous things. Full of acids that can burn children and heavy metals that are poison and carcinogenic if ingested. Most landfills wont take them and even recycling centers charge you to take them off your hands.

For these reasons, I always toss them in the nearest lake. They are heavy enough to immediately sink to the bottom where no human will be exposed to the dangers. Praise God!

[Cranky Old Man]

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I always burn all my garbage. I wait for this till the wind is in the direction of my neighbor Mrs. Johnson. I hope it will make her move one day which would be a huge improvement to my environment.

[Lisa H]

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Plastic Bags
Plastic bags are terrible to get rid of for the environmental conscience people. So how do you dispose of them. The best way is to fold them up and place them in an envelope. On the envelope, write an address for someone in India. Do not add a stamp or return address. Then post it.

People in India love used plastic bags.

[Lisa H]

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Ducted Heating.

Always use ducted heating as it heats the entire house. Have the temperature set at a minimum of 77 degrees (25 Celsius). Ensure all the ducts vents and doors are fully open. This will ensure a nice warm room anywhere in the house. In the evening you can also start a log fire for a nice homely feel.

Leaving the ducted heating running 24 hours a day will have you house warm for you when get home and also reduce mold problems.

[Marshall]

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Running a farm and car collection the size of mine means I go through a LOT of tires(back ones! ).
When one goes flat or bald I save it in a pile behind the warehouse and don't burn them until I have around 200 or so instead of burning them individually. I used to line the creek with them until the flooding we had and they all floated away.

[John Creeser]

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Automotive batteries can be dangerous things. Full of acids that can burn children and heavy metals that are poison and carcinogenic if ingested. Most landfills wont take them and even recycling centers charge you to take them off your hands.

For these reasons, I always toss them in the nearest lake. They are heavy enough to immediately sink to the bottom where no human will be exposed to the dangers. Praise God!

YES!! I always bring the boys down to the lake to throw our garbage out. Lakes and large bodies of water are perfect for this. Car batteries (like you mentioned), old bikes, paint cans, scrap metal, heck even cars -these all sink fast. Even if you throw things like bags of garbage it will eventually get cleaned up - come back the next day and they're gone. Praise Jesus indeed!!!

Also, don't forget, the shower is over when you run out of hot water. Cleanliness is next to Godliness

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

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Remember that gay anal sex (AKA GAS) produces methane gas which is the cause of most ozone layer depletion.

[Marshall]

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I have a pile of old car batteries maybe 20 foot circle and 3 feet high. I never thought about hauling them off. I just stack them when they die just like my daddy did. There are some very old batteries in there!

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

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I don't know why people think plastic isn't biodegradable. All you have to do is burn it and it disappears. I don't get why these liberal idiots complain about plastic but do nothing about it. They just let it sit there in landfills, taking up space. If they would just burn it, it would all go away.

[Lisa H]

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This is a unique way of saving the environment.

When you have a lot of empty bottles or cans, dump them in poor areas or where homeless are. Enterprising poor and homeless people can then use them to build many things, even a house.



It really sorts out those who want to get ahead or just lazy.

Just think, after you have drunk that $200.00 bottle you are giving a enterprising homeless person somewhere to live.

[James Dewitt]

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I have found many ways to help save the environment.
1 all of my suits are hand made, dry clean only(Saves water)
2 all of my shirts are silk ( dry clean only)
3 any thing made of cotton, I wear one time and throw away. It promotes the replanting of cotton plants. The plants produce oxygen, and it gives Nigras jobs picking it.
4 I don't keep a car long enough to need tires or batteries, I trade them in and purchase new.
5 I only purchase cars that burn a lot of gas. Gas is oil that has been refined. Oil is dirty so gas is clean, the more you use the cleaner everything is.
6 In my factories in China I use lead based paint for my products. The paint lasts longer and it gets the lead out of the ground. Do you really want to keep the lead in the ground, its bad for the environment.
7 All the electricity used in my factories is produced by burning coal, the smoke turns into rain clouds, nice big fat fluffy black rain clouds.
8 I own a copper mine, I use the age old method of strip mining. When all the copper is gone a large hole will remain, its a great place for kids to ride motorcycles and such. I like to think of it as repurposing, just my way of giving back to the community.