[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Holocaust Jokes

Three women - a German, a joo and a polack - all gave birth to seven pound baby boys at the same time. The nurses got the babies mixed up somehow and couldn't tell which baby belonged to which mother.
After an hour of mass confusion the father of the German baby decided he would settle the problem. He walked into the nursery and lined up the three infants in a row. He then clicked his heels, raised his arm in a salute and shouted, "Heil Hitler!"

The German baby snapped to attention, the joo baby shit it's pants and the polish baby played in it!

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What was Hitlers favorite song?

"If I knew you were coming I'd have baked a kike!"

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Adolf Hitler was visiting Auschwitz, and asked one of the joo kids:
"How old are you, boy?"

"I'm 9, but I will be 10 next month!" beamed the kike boy.

"No, you wont." said Hitler.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Holocaust Jokes

Hitler and Goering were arguing about the Jews, Goering stating that they were quite clever people and Hitler vehemently denying they were any such thing.

Finally Goering told Hitler that they should go out in the city and Goering would show Hitler it was true. Hitler agreed, so they disguised themselves and went out on the street.

Goering took Hitler into a shop, went up to the counter, and asked the clerk: "Do you have any left-handed teacups?" The clerk stared at Goering for a moment and then said no, mein herr, I do not.

The two left with Hitler complaining that he did not understand what the point of this was and Goering telling him to be patient. They went to another shop and Goering gave the same act: "Do you have any left-handed teacups?" The clerk stared and shrugged his shoulders.

They left with Hitler becoming incensed over this nonsense and Goering begging for patience. Finally they went into a Jewish shop; Goering again asked the clerk: "Do you have any left-handed teacups?"

The clerk smiled graciously, went into the back room and made a show of rummaging around, brought out a saucer and teacup, set down the saucer, and carefully placed the cup with the handle pointed so Goering could pick it with his left hand. "There you are, mein herr!" the clerk said.

Goering bought the teacup, thanked the clerk, and the two men left. Goering turned to Hitler and said: "See, I told you the Jews were very clever people."

"I don't see what was so clever about that," Hitler snapped. "He just happened to have one in stock!"









Hey, wait a minute!

[RevDrJack]

Re: Holocaust Jokes

Hitler and Goering were arguing about the Jews, Goering stating that they were quite clever people and Hitler vehemently denying they were any such thing.

Finally Goering told Hitler that they should go out in the city and Goering would show Hitler it was true. Hitler agreed, so they disguised themselves and went out on the street.

Goering took Hitler into a shop, went up to the counter, and asked the clerk: "Do you have any left-handed teacups?" The clerk stared at Goering for a moment and then said no, mein herr, I do not.

The two left with Hitler complaining that he did not understand what the point of this was and Goering telling him to be patient. They went to another shop and Goering gave the same act: "Do you have any left-handed teacups?" The clerk stared and shrugged his shoulders.

They left with Hitler becoming incensed over this nonsense and Goering begging for patience. Finally they went into a Jewish shop; Goering again asked the clerk: "Do you have any left-handed teacups?"

The clerk smiled graciously, went into the back room and made a show of rummaging around, brought out a saucer and teacup, set down the saucer, and carefully placed the cup with the handle pointed so Goering could pick it with his left hand. "There you are, mein herr!" the clerk said.

Goering bought the teacup, thanked the clerk, and the two men left. Goering turned to Hitler and said: "See, I told you the Jews were very clever people."

"I don't see what was so clever about that," Hitler snapped. "He just happened to have one in stock!"









Hey, wait a minute!

Am I ever glad you wrote that. It was exactly what I was thinking before I read: Hey, wait a minute!

[Brother Enoch]

Re: Holocaust Jokes

Am I ever glad you wrote that. It was exactly what I was thinking before I read: Hey, wait a minute!

Well the jews are tricksy, no one can doubt that.

I think the joke above is metaphorical. The Jew tricked Hitler into buying a left handed mug, when no such thing exists. Just like the jews tricked Hitler into incarcerating a few hundred of their subversives which led to the creation of Israel.

One beast slouching toward Bethlehem after twenty centuries of sleep is enough, but millions?

[ChristChurch]

Re: Holocaust Jokes

Hahaha you are all just a bunch of comedians! Thanks for the laugh

[Zechariah Smyth]

Hahaha you are all just a bunch of comedians! Thanks for the laugh

Glad to see at least ONE Unsaved Trash has a sense of humor!



YiC,

Z. Smyth
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[proteastantguy]

Re: Holocaust Jokes

Actually, this isn't jokes. It's all facts about jeews

[Titus Templeton]

Re: Holocaust Jokes

I FEEL ASHAMED FOR MAKING THIS HORRIBLE THREAD...




...not.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Holocaust Jokes

After the Gestapo rounded up all the joos and the kamp was filled, the commandant went to Hitler and told Him of the success.

Hitler said "Well Done".

[Xalerons]

Re: Holocaust Jokes

Whats the difference between a jew and a canoe

A canoe tips

[Two-Dollar Bill]

Re: Holocaust Jokes

How come people who actually fought in WWII didn't get their own country? Seems kind of unfair really when you consider eastern Europe. If anything they should have divvied up France and given it to non-communist Hungarians and Czechs. But no, the ju-ju bees get a strip of land on the beach that actually has the ability to grow tropical fruit and eastern Europe has to live on tree bark and castor oil for 40 years.

[Rebuko the Clown]

Re: Holocaust Jokes

oh, oh i made this one up!!!!

What does Ann Frank and a gay person living in Freehold have in common?

They're both DEAD once they come out of the closet!

[Hans Landa]

Re: Holocaust Jokes

Why did the little girl shot the jew in the face?
He stole her gold.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Holocaust Jokes

Q: Why weren't any bisexual Jews killed during the holocaust?

A: They all had a Gas Trick Bi Pass.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Holocaust Jokes

What was the last question the joos were asked as they entered the ovens?

Are you Wheat or Rye?