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  • Faith_Machine
    Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Mar 2011
    • 10049
    #6106
    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

    Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
    Neologism
    More five-dollar words that are only used and understood by tenured radicals and their dope-smoking, starry-eyed students.
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      • Jo Freddie
        Unsaved trash
        Hateful God mocking pirate
        • Apr 2009
        • 6339
        #6107
        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

        Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
        More five-dollar words
        Singular
        Posted via Pasta

        True Pastafarian™

        May my Sauce be with you!
        Read the TRUE Gospel The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (ISBN 978-0-00-723160-7)
        Get one and get with The Flying Spaghetti Monster
        The Loose Canon - HTML version
        Loose Canon Fan Page
        North American? Speak English? Thank a Pirate.
        I have been to The Volcano!

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          • Alphonse Alban
            Apostle to the Samites and Laplander Eskimos.
             
            • Feb 2011
            • 5724
            #6108
            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

            Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
            Singular
            Sing Sing

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              • Pastor Ezekiel
                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                 
                • Sep 2006
                • 78552
                #6109
                Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                Originally posted by Alphonse Alban View Post
                Sing Sing
                The place True Christians(tm) will lock up pirate scum once we take power.
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                  • Jo Freddie
                    Unsaved trash
                    Hateful God mocking pirate
                    • Apr 2009
                    • 6339
                    #6110
                    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                    The place True Christians™ will lock up pirate scum once we take power.
                    It would probably be one of the safer places as your country slipped back in to the dark ages should such an event ever occur!

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                    True Pastafarian™

                    May my Sauce be with you!
                    Read the TRUE Gospel The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (ISBN 978-0-00-723160-7)
                    Get one and get with The Flying Spaghetti Monster
                    The Loose Canon - HTML version
                    Loose Canon Fan Page
                    North American? Speak English? Thank a Pirate.
                    I have been to The Volcano!

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                      • Pastor Ezekiel
                        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                         
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 78552
                        #6111
                        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                        Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
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                        Satan's kingdom




                        (and Jo Freddie's tallywacker!)
                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                          • Faith_Machine
                            Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                            True Christian™
                            • Mar 2011
                            • 10049
                            #6112
                            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                            Satan's kingdom
                            San Francisco Unified School District
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                              • Redeemed Papist
                                Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
                                True Christian™
                                • Jul 2011
                                • 10409
                                #6113
                                Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
                                San Francisco Unified School District
                                New homer academy
                                sigpic
                                Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                                John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                                Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                                The truth about volcanos
                                Sex and debauchery in public schools
                                Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                                God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                                Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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                                  • Didymus Much
                                    Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
                                    • Jun 2010
                                    • 14076
                                    #6114
                                    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                    Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
                                    New Homer academy
                                    Beer 101.

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                                      • Titus Templeton
                                        Director of the German "Holy-caust" Evangelical Crusade
                                        Jesus macht frei
                                        True Christian™
                                        • Aug 2010
                                        • 5912
                                        #6115
                                        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                        Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
                                        Beer 101.

                                        Yellow abomination
                                        -The Parable of the white laundry and the black man
                                        -Scientific proof that GAY SEX IS UNHYGIENIC!
                                        -Holocaust Jokes
                                        -Diarrhea: The Va​ginal Lubrication of the Homosexuals
                                        -Anne Frank vs. Adolf Hitler: Who was the worse person?
                                        -10 Reasons why GOD HATES FRANCE!
                                        -5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS!
                                        -Today I am declaring War against Woman's Rights!

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                                          • Faith_Machine
                                            Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                                            True Christian™
                                            • Mar 2011
                                            • 10049
                                            #6116
                                            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                            Originally posted by Titus Templeton View Post
                                            Yellow abomination
                                            "golden showers"
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                                              • Redeemed Papist
                                                Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
                                                True Christian™
                                                • Jul 2011
                                                • 10409
                                                #6117
                                                Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                                Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
                                                "golden showers"
                                                tasty beverage

                                                Isaiah 36:12 But Rabshakeh said, Hath my master sent me to thy master
                                                and to thee to speak these words? hath he not sent me to the men that sit upon the wall, that they may eat their own dung, and drink their own piss with you?
                                                sigpic
                                                Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                                                John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                                                Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                                                The truth about volcanos
                                                Sex and debauchery in public schools
                                                Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                                                God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                                                Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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                                                  • Rev. Dr. Davidson
                                                    Forum Member
                                                    Forum Member
                                                    • Jan 2007
                                                    • 1439
                                                    #6118
                                                    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                                    Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
                                                    tasty beverage
                                                    Blood of your first kill when your dad took you hunting.
                                                    "If thou buy an Hebrew servant, six years he shall serve: and in the seventh he shall go out free for nothing. . . . And if a man sell his daughter to be a maidservant, she shall not go out as the manservant's do."
                                                    (Leviticus 21:6-7)

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                                                      • Billy Bob Jenkins
                                                        Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
                                                        About as Straight and Manly as you can get
                                                        Hates anal sex. And trees.
                                                        True Christian™
                                                        • May 2010
                                                        • 8337
                                                        #6119
                                                        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                                        Originally posted by Rev. Dr. Davidson View Post
                                                        Blood of your first kill when your dad took you hunting.
                                                        Manatee
                                                        The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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                                                          • Cranky Old Man
                                                            Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                                                            You kids get off his lawn!
                                                             
                                                            • Jan 2010
                                                            • 22355
                                                            #6120
                                                            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                                            Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
                                                            Manatee
                                                            Hunting fish with harpoons and dynamite
                                                            5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                                                            To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                                                            James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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