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  • Jack O'fagan
    With faith as immovable as the Earth
    True Christian™
    • Feb 2011
    • 4836

    #5206
    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

    Originally posted by RevDrJack View Post
    Deliciously satisfying (My favorite flavor too).
    Manna from heaven
    Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.

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    I know God wouldn't let me believe in Him if He didn't exist.

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    • New Creation
      Recalcitrant
      • Jun 2011
      • 264

      #5207
      Re: True Christian™ Word Association

      Originally posted by Jack O'fagan View Post
      Manna from heaven
      The Bread of Life

      "I am the living bread which came down from heaven: if any man eat of this bread, he shall live for ever: and the bread that I will give is my flesh, which I will give for the life of the world." - John 6:51

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      • Titus Templeton
        Director of the German "Holy-caust" Evangelical Crusade
        Jesus macht frei
        True Christian™
        • Aug 2010
        • 5912

        #5208
        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

        Originally posted by New Creation View Post
        The Bread of Life

        "I am the living bread which came down from heaven: if any man eat of this bread, he shall live for ever: and the bread that I will give is my flesh, which I will give for the life of the world." - John 6:51
        Beer
        -The Parable of the white laundry and the black man
        -Scientific proof that GAY SEX IS UNHYGIENIC!
        -Holocaust Jokes
        -Diarrhea: The Va​ginal Lubrication of the Homosexuals
        -Anne Frank vs. Adolf Hitler: Who was the worse person?
        -10 Reasons why GOD HATES FRANCE!
        -5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS!
        -Today I am declaring War against Woman's Rights!

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        • James Hutchins
          True Christian™
          Just a Regular Nice Guy
           
          • Jun 2009
          • 29446

          #5209
          Re: True Christian™ Word Association

          Originally posted by Titus Templeton View Post
          Beer
          Beer Trucks
          Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
          Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
          Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
          Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
          Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
          Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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          • Pastor Ezekiel
            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
             
            • Sep 2006
            • 78552

            #5210
            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

            Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
            Beer Trucks
            Bible Trucks!
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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            • Daisy Mae Johnson
              The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
              Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
              aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 15708

              #5211
              Re: True Christian™ Word Association

              Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post

              GLORY bound!
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              My GODLY Bio Here

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              • Lost Sheep McUinnean
                Linguistics and Translation Consultant
                True Christian™
                • Nov 2009
                • 2193

                #5212
                Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                Originally posted by Daisy Mae Johnson View Post
                GLORY bound!
                and gagged.

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                • James Hutchins
                  True Christian™
                  Just a Regular Nice Guy
                   
                  • Jun 2009
                  • 29446

                  #5213
                  Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                  Originally posted by Lost Sheep McUinnean View Post
                  and gagged.
                  Self restraint
                  Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                  Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                  Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                  Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                  Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                  Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                  • Jack O'fagan
                    With faith as immovable as the Earth
                    True Christian™
                    • Feb 2011
                    • 4836

                    #5214
                    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                    Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                    Self restraint
                    Boxing gloves in bed
                    Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.

                    sigpic

                    I know God wouldn't let me believe in Him if He didn't exist.

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                    • Lost Sheep McUinnean
                      Linguistics and Translation Consultant
                      True Christian™
                      • Nov 2009
                      • 2193

                      #5215
                      Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                      Originally posted by Jack O'fagan View Post
                      Boxing gloves in bed
                      Handy

                      (for when 'No dear, I really need to sleep' goes unheeded.)

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                      • Jack O'fagan
                        With faith as immovable as the Earth
                        True Christian™
                        • Feb 2011
                        • 4836

                        #5216
                        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                        Originally posted by Lost Sheep McUinnean View Post
                        Handy

                        (for when 'No dear, I really need to sleep' goes unheeded.)
                        Self amputation


                        Matthew 5:30

                        And if thy right hand offend thee, cut it off, and cast [it] from thee: for it is profitable for thee that one of thy members should perish, and not [that] thy whole body should be cast into hell.
                        Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.

                        sigpic

                        I know God wouldn't let me believe in Him if He didn't exist.

                        Comment

                        • Lost Sheep McUinnean
                          Linguistics and Translation Consultant
                          True Christian™
                          • Nov 2009
                          • 2193

                          #5217
                          Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                          Originally posted by Jack O'fagan View Post
                          Self amputation


                          Matthew 5:30

                          And if thy right hand offend thee, cut it off, and cast [it] from thee: for it is profitable for thee that one of thy members should perish, and not [that] thy whole body should be cast into hell.
                          EMM..... how can I amputate my wife?

                          (I think you misunderstood who said 'No, I need to sleep', Brother Jack )

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                          • Two-Dollar Bill
                            True Christian™
                            True Christian™
                            • Mar 2011
                            • 532

                            #5218
                            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                            Originally posted by Lost Sheep McUinnean View Post
                            EMM..... how can I amputate my wife?
                            Divorce.
                            Daniel 5:16-18 "Let thy gifts be to thyself, and give thy rewards to another; yet I will read the writing unto the king, and make known to him the interpretation."

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                            • Cranky Old Man
                              Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                              You kids get off his lawn!
                               
                              • Jan 2010
                              • 22355

                              #5219
                              Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                              Originally posted by Lost Sheep McUinnean View Post
                              My wife?
                              Silence
                              5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                              To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                              James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                              • María Gálvez-Villalobos
                                Claims not to be a dago slut
                                Unintelligible motor-mouthed Spaniardess; earplugs advised
                                • Mar 2011
                                • 1307

                                #5220
                                Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                                Silence
                                is a beutifull thing especially
                                when you are walk by a river in the mountains
                                or in the country or sitting next the sea listen to the waves
                                and there's no noise or nothing
                                from the traffics or the people or the towns
                                or dogs woofing all the night in the street
                                or parties that are keep you awake whit the BOOM BOOM BOOM CHUNGA CHUNGA CHUNGA techo's music
                                so the silence is a beutifull thing that allow us the time for reflex in the wonderfuls of the God's creation.

                                Amen.
                                Ex JW and quiet, shy, timid girl who wants to be a True Cristian Lady.
                                My favorite verse from the Bible is:
                                - A true WITNESSE deliuereth soules: but a deceitfull WITNESSE speaketh lyes.

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