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  • Adam Fag
    Unsaved trash, some kind of fag
    • Jan 2012
    • 627

    #9541
    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

    Originally posted by Jack O'fagan View Post
    Muppet masochist
    blood oath
    Proverbs 20:23 Divers weights are an abomination unto the LORD; and a false balance is not good.

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    • James Hutchins
      True Christian™
      Just a Regular Nice Guy
       
      • Jun 2009
      • 29453

      #9542
      Re: True Christian™ Word Association

      Originally posted by Adam Fag View Post
      blood oath
      Being Cleansed by His Pure Blood
      Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
      Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
      Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
      Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
      Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
      Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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      • Rev. M. Rodimer
        Honorary True Christian™
        Forum Member
        • May 2008
        • 13996

        #9543
        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

        Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
        Being Cleansed by His Pure Blood
        Holy Ghost Enema

        Bible boring? Nonsense!
        Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
        You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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        • Titus Templeton
          Director of the German "Holy-caust" Evangelical Crusade
          Jesus macht frei
          True Christian™
          • Aug 2010
          • 5912

          #9544
          Re: True Christian™ Word Association

          Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
          Holy Ghost Enema
          Enemy of the Holy Ghost..
          -The Parable of the white laundry and the black man
          -Scientific proof that GAY SEX IS UNHYGIENIC!
          -Holocaust Jokes
          -Diarrhea: The Va​ginal Lubrication of the Homosexuals
          -Anne Frank vs. Adolf Hitler: Who was the worse person?
          -10 Reasons why GOD HATES FRANCE!
          -5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS!
          -Today I am declaring War against Woman's Rights!

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          • Pastor Ezekiel
            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
             
            • Sep 2006
            • 78555

            #9545
            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

            Originally posted by Titus Templeton View Post
            Enemy of the Holy Ghost..
            Blasphemers!
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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            • Whip of Japheth
              Forum Member
              Forum Member
              • Jul 2009
              • 161

              #9546
              Re: True Christian™ Word Association

              Stones
              Whosoever he be that doth rebel against thy commandment, and will not hearken unto thy words in all that thou commandest him, he shall be put to death: only be strong and of a good courage.
              Joshua 1:18

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              • Jack O'fagan
                With faith as immovable as the Earth
                True Christian™
                • Feb 2011
                • 4836

                #9547
                Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                Originally posted by Whip of Japheth View Post
                Stones
                Deuteronomy 23:1 He that is wounded in the stones, or hath his privy member cut off, shall not enter into the congregation of the Lord.

                God Hates John Bobbitt
                Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.

                sigpic

                I know God wouldn't let me believe in Him if He didn't exist.

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                • Rev. M. Rodimer
                  Honorary True Christian™
                  Forum Member
                  • May 2008
                  • 13996

                  #9548
                  Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                  Originally posted by Jack O'fagan View Post
                  Deuteronomy 23:1 He that is wounded in the stones, or hath his privy member cut off, shall not enter into the congregation of the Lord.

                  God Hates John Bobbitt
                  But his privy member has been sewn back on.

                  Also known as "Frankenp*nis". And that's my word.
                  Bible boring? Nonsense!
                  Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                  You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                  • Deaner
                    Christ's Love Messenger
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 5932

                    #9549
                    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                    Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                    But his privy member has been sewn back on.

                    Also known as "Frankenp*nis". And that's my word.
                    What if your dick doesn't work because of anti-depressants?

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                    • Daisy Mae Johnson
                      The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
                      Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
                      aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 15708

                      #9550
                      Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                      Originally posted by Deaner View Post
                      What if your dick doesn't work because of anti-depressants?
                      Pray for "strength and endurance"
                      sigpic

                      Tweet me Here
                      My GODLY Bio Here

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                      • Deaner
                        Christ's Love Messenger
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 5932

                        #9551
                        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                        Originally posted by Daisy Mae Johnson View Post
                        Pray for "strength and endurance"
                        You crack me up (and so understanding).

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                        • Rev. M. Rodimer
                          Honorary True Christian™
                          Forum Member
                          • May 2008
                          • 13996

                          #9552
                          Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                          Originally posted by Deaner View Post
                          crack
                          What Obama smoked while Larry Sinclair went down on his Washington Monument
                          Bible boring? Nonsense!
                          Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                          You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                          • Bjorn Jensen
                            True Christian™
                            True Christian™
                            • Apr 2012
                            • 2355

                            #9553
                            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                            Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                            What Obama smoked while Larry Sinclair went down on his Washington Monument
                            Anal sex

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                            • Rev. M. Rodimer
                              Honorary True Christian™
                              Forum Member
                              • May 2008
                              • 13996

                              #9554
                              Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                              Originally posted by I used to be a bum View Post
                              Anal sex
                              With Larry Sinclair? Things that would make me lose any lingering shred of respect I might harbor for Obama.
                              Bible boring? Nonsense!
                              Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                              You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                              • Adam Fag
                                Unsaved trash, some kind of fag
                                • Jan 2012
                                • 627

                                #9555
                                Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                                Holy Ghost Enema
                                hep C
                                Proverbs 20:23 Divers weights are an abomination unto the LORD; and a false balance is not good.

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