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  • Jack O'fagan
    With faith as immovable as the Earth
    True Christian™
    • Feb 2011
    • 4836

    #10951
    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

    Originally posted by Paragon of virtue View Post
    Daily Bible Study

    Rod
    Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.

    sigpic

    I know God wouldn't let me believe in Him if He didn't exist.

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    • Alphonse Alban
      Apostle to the Samites and Laplander Eskimos.
       
      • Feb 2011
      • 5724

      #10952
      Re: True Christian™ Word Association

      Originally posted by Jack O'fagan View Post
      Rod
      Spending time together as a family.

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      • Jack O'fagan
        With faith as immovable as the Earth
        True Christian™
        • Feb 2011
        • 4836

        #10953
        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

        Originally posted by Alphonse Alban View Post
        Spending time together as a family.

        Lot
        Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.

        sigpic

        I know God wouldn't let me believe in Him if He didn't exist.

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        • Basilissa
          South of the Border outreach program
          True Christian™
           
          • Mar 2013
          • 12975

          #10954
          Re: True Christian™ Word Association

          Originally posted by Jack O'fagan View Post
          Lot
          Incest.
          God created fossils to test our faith.

          * * *

          My favorite LBC sermons:
          True Christians are Perfect!
          True Christian™ Love.
          Salvation™ made Easy!
          You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
          Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
          Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
          Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
          Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
          The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
          Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
          God HATES Rational Thinking!
          True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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          • Faith_Machine
            Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
            True Christian™
            • Mar 2011
            • 10050

            #10955
            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

            The next thing the liberals are going to legalize.
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            • Alexandria Puckett
              Forum Member
              Forum Member
              • Mar 2013
              • 256

              #10956
              Re: True Christian™ Word Association

              Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
              The next thing the liberals are going to legalize.
              beastiality D:
              But he answered and said, it is not right to take the children's bread and cast it to the dogs. (Matthew 15:26)

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              • Pastor Ezekiel
                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                 
                • Sep 2006
                • 78555

                #10957
                Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                Originally posted by Alexandria Puckett View Post
                beastiality
                Eurotrash perverts
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                • Jack O'fagan
                  With faith as immovable as the Earth
                  True Christian™
                  • Feb 2011
                  • 4836

                  #10958
                  Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                  Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                  Eurotrash perverts
                  The Vatican
                  Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.

                  sigpic

                  I know God wouldn't let me believe in Him if He didn't exist.

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                  • Paragon of virtue
                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                    • Jan 2013
                    • 547

                    #10959
                    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                    Originally posted by Jack O'fagan View Post
                    The Vatican
                    nilla wafers

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                    • Alterboy
                      Forum Member
                      Forum Member
                      • Mar 2013
                      • 207

                      #10960
                      Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                      Originally posted by Paragon of virtue View Post
                      nilla wafers
                      Unholy communion.
                      I Samuel 20:4
                      "Then said Jonathan unto David, Whatsoever thy soul desireth, I will even do it for thee."
                      This is not a reference of a homosexual relationship but a friendship of depth and platonic commitment! Why must liiebrals always make everything sound so DIRTY!?

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                      • Pim Pendergast
                        PHD - Theophysicist
                        Saving The Lost With The Truth Of Applied Theoscience
                        True Christian™
                        • Jun 2012
                        • 3103

                        #10961
                        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                        Originally posted by Alterboy View Post
                        Unholy communion.
                        Death.

                        1 Cor 11:29-30 For he that eateth and drinketh unworthily, eateth and drinketh damnation to himself, not discerning the Lord's body. For this cause many [are] weak and sickly among you, and many sleep.
                        sigpicMt 21:42, 44 Jesus saith unto them, Did ye never read in the scriptures, The stone which the builders rejected, the same is become the head of the corner: this is the Lord's doing, and it is marvellous in our eyes . . . ? And whosoever shall fall on this stone shall be broken: but on whomsoever it shall fall, it will grind him to powder.

                        Find out what the Bible says about: Fortnite: Battle Royale, asexuality, shaving, psychiatry, chronic fatigue syndrome, babies

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                        • Alterboy
                          Forum Member
                          Forum Member
                          • Mar 2013
                          • 207

                          #10962
                          Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                          Originally posted by Pim Pendergast View Post
                          Death.

                          1 Cor 11:29-30 For he that eateth and drinketh unworthily, eateth and drinketh damnation to himself, not discerning the Lord's body. For this cause many [are] weak and sickly among you, and many sleep.
                          Eternal life through Jesus
                          I Samuel 20:4
                          "Then said Jonathan unto David, Whatsoever thy soul desireth, I will even do it for thee."
                          This is not a reference of a homosexual relationship but a friendship of depth and platonic commitment! Why must liiebrals always make everything sound so DIRTY!?

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                          • Dr Laurence Niles
                            Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
                             
                            • Jan 2012
                            • 9063

                            #10963
                            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                            Originally posted by Alterboy View Post
                            Eternal life through Jesus
                            Being held in His strong, gentle arms, forever.

                            YIC
                            1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

                            Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

                            Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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                            • Alexandria Puckett
                              Forum Member
                              Forum Member
                              • Mar 2013
                              • 256

                              #10964
                              Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                              Originally posted by Dr Laurence Niles View Post
                              Being held in His strong, gentle arms, forever.

                              YIC
                              Endless love (for True Christians)
                              But he answered and said, it is not right to take the children's bread and cast it to the dogs. (Matthew 15:26)

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                              • James Hutchins
                                True Christian™
                                Just a Regular Nice Guy
                                 
                                • Jun 2009
                                • 29453

                                #10965
                                Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                Originally posted by Alexandria Puckett View Post
                                Endless love (for True Christians)
                                Deuteronomy
                                Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                                Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                                Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                                Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                                Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                                Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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