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Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: True Christian™ Word Association
Swallow nest soup.Originally posted by James Hutchins View PostSlant Soup

God created fossils to test our faith.
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My favorite LBC sermons:
True Christians are Perfect!
True Christian™ Love.
Salvation™ made Easy!
You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
God HATES Rational Thinking!
True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.
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When should senior clergy be put out to grass? Baptists know that all Pastors are equal, there's no such thing as a "priest" (other than crooks working for devils) and that vicars (or archdeacons or rectors etc.) stand in for no-one except whatever they're hallucinating at the time.
It follows then that promotion to ever more lofty posts of self-aggrandisement are wholly invented jobs, producing nothing, relying on indoctrination of their flock from infancy, every day and in every way more deceptive than before and resulting from a process that's as transparent as its graduates are criminal.
- Maybe they didn't know their dogma was lies at first.
- In selecting a seminary however they need to know what they're going to "learn" there.
- Presbyterians don't go to Mormon colleges to get ordained, for instance.
- Part of the process is to "study" Scripture to find out what it "really" says.
- But they already knew that when they signed up!
- Catholic priest (intending) clocks into Jehovah's Witness's Watchtower Bible School?
- I don't think so.
- Catholic priest (intending) clocks into Jehovah's Witness's Watchtower Bible School?
- So they might get through actually thinking their preferred dogma is correct.
- But promotion to Metropolitan or Cardinal requires more than that.
- These are the Professors and Deans of the Faculty among clergy, after all.
- They study sources.
- They study languages.
- They study texts.
- These are the Professors and Deans of the Faculty among clergy, after all.
- Therefore they DO know what The Bible teaches.
- And that means they know their doctrines are false.
When these bovine charlatans were asked if they'd uphold the lies of whatever false creed they'd chosen, the eyes grew rounder, the necks more sanctimoniously tilted and all the bishops mooed.
Which is why all senior clergy should be put out to grass. Permanently.
The next word is MOOED.
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- Maybe they didn't know their dogma was lies at first.
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Lactose intolerance.Originally posted by MitzaLizalor View PostMOOED.God created fossils to test our faith.
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My favorite LBC sermons:
True Christians are Perfect!
True Christian™ Love.
Salvation™ made Easy!
You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
God HATES Rational Thinking!
True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.
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FRIES. They are called FRIES.
Chips, on the other hand, come from the supermarket, in a bag mostly filled with air, and in a wide variety of flavors. The bag says something like "100 calories per serving" after which you read more and realize that "one serving" is something like 10 chips. Who in the world eats just 10 chips in one serving?!?
Potato chips (not "crisps" or some other abomination) is the new word.

P.S.: Eating BEANS with fries and egg is also an abomination. What are you planning to do, get a propeller to fly to the Moon?
God created fossils to test our faith.
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My favorite LBC sermons:
True Christians are Perfect!
True Christian™ Love.
Salvation™ made Easy!
You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
God HATES Rational Thinking!
True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.
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Do you mean Magi? If so ->
Myrrhsigpic
Author of such illuminating essays as,
“We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”
Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.
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Olibanum (and not a monster to the baseline literate)Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View PostDo you mean Magi? If so ->
MyrrhIsaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Hydrochloric acid.Originally posted by MitzaLizalor View PostAqua Regia
Here depicted dissolving a piece of limestone:
God created fossils to test our faith.
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My favorite LBC sermons:
True Christians are Perfect!
True Christian™ Love.
Salvation™ made Easy!
You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
God HATES Rational Thinking!
True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.
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