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  • RevDrJack
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    • May 2011
    • 249
    #5191
    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

    Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
    Communist China's source of electricity

    child labor

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      • Pastor Ezekiel
        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
         
        • Sep 2006
        • 78552
        #5192
        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

        Originally posted by RevDrJack View Post
        child labor
        Lazy pickanninnies!
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • Faith_Machine
            Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
            True Christian™
            • Mar 2011
            • 10049
            #5193
            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
            Lazy pickanninnies!
            McDonald's drive-thru employees who can't be troubled to get my order right.
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              • Kristin Marlow
                Forum Member
                Forum Member
                • Jun 2011
                • 74
                #5194
                Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
                McDonald's drive-thru employees who can't be troubled to get my order right.
                Pizza-faced, pot-smoking teenagers
                Matthew 9:12-13
                (12) But when Jesus heard [that], he said unto them, They that be whole need not a physician, but they that are sick.
                (13) But go ye and learn what [that] meaneth, I will have mercy, and not sacrifice: for I am not come to call the righteous, but sinners to repentance.

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                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                     
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 78552
                    #5195
                    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                    Originally posted by Kristin Marlow View Post
                    Pizza-faced, pot-smoking teenagers
                    Satan's willing thralls
                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                      • Cranky Old Man
                        Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                        You kids get off his lawn!
                         
                        • Jan 2010
                        • 22355
                        #5196
                        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                        Satan's willing thralls
                        Disney television
                        5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                        To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                        James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                          • Youth Minister Harry
                            Matt 19:14 Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven.
                            True Christian™
                            • Feb 2011
                            • 832
                            #5197
                            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                            Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                            Disney television
                            Zack & Cody
                            Slathered in the Fresh Hot Blood of the Infant Christ,
                            -Youth Minister Harry Lester

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                              • RevDrJack
                                Confirmed Enemy of God
                                • May 2011
                                • 249
                                #5198
                                Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                Originally posted by Youth Minister Harry View Post
                                Zack & Cody
                                Lounge Lizard's spawn

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                                  • New Creation
                                    Recalcitrant
                                    • Jun 2011
                                    • 264
                                    #5199
                                    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                    Originally posted by RevDrJack View Post
                                    Lounge Lizard's spawn
                                    Demons

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                                      • Titus Templeton
                                        Director of the German "Holy-caust" Evangelical Crusade
                                        Jesus macht frei
                                        True Christian™
                                        • Aug 2010
                                        • 5912
                                        #5200
                                        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                        Originally posted by New Creation View Post
                                        Demons
                                        The weather girls
                                        -The Parable of the white laundry and the black man
                                        -Scientific proof that GAY SEX IS UNHYGIENIC!
                                        -Holocaust Jokes
                                        -Diarrhea: The Va​ginal Lubrication of the Homosexuals
                                        -Anne Frank vs. Adolf Hitler: Who was the worse person?
                                        -10 Reasons why GOD HATES FRANCE!
                                        -5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS!
                                        -Today I am declaring War against Woman's Rights!

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                                          • Daisy Mae Johnson
                                            The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
                                            Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
                                            aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
                                            True Christian™
                                            • Sep 2006
                                            • 15708
                                            #5201
                                            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                            Originally posted by Titus Templeton View Post
                                            The weather girls
                                            I'm forecasting HELL fire and Brimstone!
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                                              • James Hutchins
                                                True Christian™
                                                Just a Regular Nice Guy
                                                 
                                                • Jun 2009
                                                • 29445
                                                #5202
                                                Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                                Originally posted by Daisy Mae Johnson View Post
                                                I'm forecasting HELL fire and Brimstone!
                                                Iceland during the summer months
                                                Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                                                Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                                                Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                                                Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                                                Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                                                Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                                                  • New Creation
                                                    Recalcitrant
                                                    • Jun 2011
                                                    • 264
                                                    #5203
                                                    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                                    Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                                                    Iceland during the summer months


                                                    Ice cream

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                                                      • Pastor Ezekiel
                                                        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                                         
                                                        • Sep 2006
                                                        • 78552
                                                        #5204
                                                        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                                        Originally posted by New Creation View Post
                                                        Ice cream
                                                        Vanilla (God's favorite flavor)
                                                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                                          • RevDrJack
                                                            Confirmed Enemy of God
                                                            • May 2011
                                                            • 249
                                                            #5205
                                                            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                                            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                                            Vanilla (God's favorite flavor)
                                                            Deliciously satisfying (My favorite flavor too).

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