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  • Alphonse Alban
    Apostle to the Samites and Laplander Eskimos.
     
    • Feb 2011
    • 5724
    #6001
    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
    Cold gruel
    True grit

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      • Jo Freddie
        Unsaved trash
        Hateful God mocking pirate
        • Apr 2009
        • 6339
        #6002
        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

        Originally posted by Alphonse Alban View Post
        True grit
        Rooster
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        True Pastafarian™

        May my Sauce be with you!
        Read the TRUE Gospel The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (ISBN 978-0-00-723160-7)
        Get one and get with The Flying Spaghetti Monster
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        North American? Speak English? Thank a Pirate.
        I have been to The Volcano!

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          • Pastor Ezekiel
            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
             
            • Sep 2006
            • 78552
            #6003
            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

            Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
            Rooster
            Sunday dinner
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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              • Daisy Mae Johnson
                The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
                Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
                aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2006
                • 15708
                #6004
                Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                Sunday dinner

                My warm, tasty, prize-winning pie!
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                  • Faith_Machine
                    Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                    True Christian™
                    • Mar 2011
                    • 10049
                    #6005
                    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                    Originally posted by Daisy Mae Johnson View Post
                    My warm, tasty, prize-winning pie!
                    Something you'd better not leave cooling on your windowsill, for fear it will be stolen by a certain type of person.
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                      • Brother Harold Porter
                        Landover Senior Outreach
                        Touching Men, Women and Children with the Good News!
                        True Christian™
                        • Jun 2010
                        • 8236
                        #6006
                        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                        Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
                        Something you'd better not leave cooling on your windowsill, for fear it will be stolen by a certain type of person.
                        Papal rape
                        Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."

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                          • Daisy Mae Johnson
                            The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
                            Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
                            aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 15708
                            #6007
                            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                            Originally posted by Brother Harold Porter View Post
                            Papal rape

                            choir boy

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                            Tweet me Here
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                              • Jo Freddie
                                Unsaved trash
                                Hateful God mocking pirate
                                • Apr 2009
                                • 6339
                                #6008
                                Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                Originally posted by Daisy Mae Johnson View Post
                                choir boy
                                House Boy
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                                Posted via Pasta

                                True Pastafarian™

                                May my Sauce be with you!
                                Read the TRUE Gospel The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (ISBN 978-0-00-723160-7)
                                Get one and get with The Flying Spaghetti Monster
                                The Loose Canon - HTML version
                                Loose Canon Fan Page
                                North American? Speak English? Thank a Pirate.
                                I have been to The Volcano!

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                                  • Faith_Machine
                                    Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                                    True Christian™
                                    • Mar 2011
                                    • 10049
                                    #6009
                                    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                    Jo Freddie, you are lucky I don't have the power to issue official warnings on this here site, 'cause the sight of you Photoshoppin' dear Ezekiel's face onto that gay negro porn has me so upset, I'm fit to be tied!
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                                      • Faith_Machine
                                        Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                                        True Christian™
                                        • Mar 2011
                                        • 10049
                                        #6010
                                        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                        Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                                        House Boy
                                        green card
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                                          • Mary-Yves Lapierre
                                            Forum Member
                                            • Apr 2010
                                            • 189
                                            #6011
                                            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                            Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
                                            green card
                                            Green Bay Packers!

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                                              • Faith_Machine
                                                Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                                                True Christian™
                                                • Mar 2011
                                                • 10049
                                                #6012
                                                Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                                Originally posted by Mary-Yves Lapierre View Post
                                                Green Bay Packers!
                                                group sex

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                                                  • Brother Enoch
                                                    The Godliest Man in Godless Canuckistan
                                                    True Christian™
                                                    • Jun 2008
                                                    • 4392
                                                    #6013
                                                    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                                    Originally posted by Mary-Yves Lapierre View Post
                                                    Green Bay Packers!
                                                    Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
                                                    group sex
                                                    Green Bay Fudge Packers!

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                                                      • Cranky Old Man
                                                        Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                                                        You kids get off his lawn!
                                                         
                                                        • Jan 2010
                                                        • 22355
                                                        #6014
                                                        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                                        Originally posted by Brother Enoch View Post
                                                        Green Bay Fudge Packers!
                                                        Disney
                                                        5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                                                        To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                                                        James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                                                          • Redeemed Papist
                                                            Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
                                                            True Christian™
                                                            • Jul 2011
                                                            • 10409
                                                            #6015
                                                            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                                            Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                                                            Disney
                                                            Hell on Earth
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                                                            Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                                                            John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                                                            Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                                                            The truth about volcanos
                                                            Sex and debauchery in public schools
                                                            Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                                                            God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                                                            Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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