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  • Ezekiel Bathfire
    Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
    Christ's Rottweiler
     
    • Jan 2008
    • 22882

    #10126
    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

    Lewd and pointy-titted harlot.
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    “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

    Author of such illuminating essays as,
    Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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    • Cranky Old Man
      Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
      You kids get off his lawn!
       
      • Jan 2010
      • 22371

      #10127
      Re: True Christian™ Word Association

      Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
      Lewd and pointy-titted harlot.
      Michelle Obama
      5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
      To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
      James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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      • Carl the wop
        Forum Member
        Forum Member
        • Oct 2012
        • 462

        #10128
        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

        Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
        Michelle Obama
        Mrs. Anti-Christ
        Recovering Catholic.

        Helping restore the "bully" to the "bully pulpit"

        Aspiring to be God's Bouncer..

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        • Daisy Mae Johnson
          The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
          Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
          aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 15708

          #10129
          Re: True Christian™ Word Association

          Originally posted by Carl the wop View Post
          Mrs. Anti-Christ


          Mrs. Claus
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          Tweet me Here
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          • Didymus Much
            Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
            • Jun 2010
            • 14079

            #10130
            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

            Originally posted by Daisy Mae Johnson View Post
            Mrs. Claus
            Deuteronomy 22:28-29

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            • James Hutchins
              True Christian™
              Just a Regular Nice Guy
               
              • Jun 2009
              • 29453

              #10131
              Re: True Christian™ Word Association

              Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
              Deuteronomy 22:28-29
              Clean living clause
              Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
              Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
              Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
              Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
              Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
              Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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              • Pastor Ezekiel
                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                 
                • Sep 2006
                • 78555

                #10132
                Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                Clean living clause
                Dead Santa Clause

                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                • PetitionLady
                  Hates Obama. Really Hates Obama. Actually, REALLY REALLY REALLY Hates Obama.
                  Forum Member
                  • Nov 2010
                  • 883

                  #10133
                  Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                  Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                  Dead Santa Clause
                  fireplace
                  But whosoever shall deny me before men,
                  him will I also deny before my Father which is in heaven.
                  ~Matt. 10:33

                  ~~~~~~~
                  Theme song in hell: "I Did it My Way"

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                  • Carl the wop
                    Forum Member
                    Forum Member
                    • Oct 2012
                    • 462

                    #10134
                    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                    Where to burn witches after I catch them..
                    Recovering Catholic.

                    Helping restore the "bully" to the "bully pulpit"

                    Aspiring to be God's Bouncer..

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                    • PetitionLady
                      Hates Obama. Really Hates Obama. Actually, REALLY REALLY REALLY Hates Obama.
                      Forum Member
                      • Nov 2010
                      • 883

                      #10135
                      Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                      Originally posted by Carl the wop View Post
                      Where to burn witches after I catch them..
                      caldron
                      But whosoever shall deny me before men,
                      him will I also deny before my Father which is in heaven.
                      ~Matt. 10:33

                      ~~~~~~~
                      Theme song in hell: "I Did it My Way"

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                      • Carl the wop
                        Forum Member
                        Forum Member
                        • Oct 2012
                        • 462

                        #10136
                        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                        Originally posted by PetitionLady View Post
                        caldron
                        bubbling.
                        Recovering Catholic.

                        Helping restore the "bully" to the "bully pulpit"

                        Aspiring to be God's Bouncer..

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                        • Daisy Mae Johnson
                          The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
                          Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
                          aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 15708

                          #10137
                          Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                          Originally posted by Carl the wop View Post
                          bubbling.
                          The hot lava in HELL!
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                          Tweet me Here
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                          • MitzaLizalor
                            Completely CRAZY for the Lord
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2010
                            • 14339

                            #10138
                            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                            Lamp

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                            • John North
                              True Christian™
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2012
                              • 414

                              #10139
                              Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                              Originally posted by MitzaLizalor View Post
                              Lamp
                              Eclampsia
                              Stop whining
                              (1 Thessalonians 5:18) - In every thing give thanks: for this is the will of God in Christ Jesus concerning you.
                              (1 Corinthians 10:10) - Neither murmur ye, as some of them also murmured, and were destroyed of the destroyer
                              (Psalm 106:25) - But murmured in their tents, And hearkened not unto the voice of the LORD
                              (Ephesians 4:29) - Let no corrupt communication proceed out of your mouth, but that which is good to the use of edifying, that it may minister grace unto the hearers

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                              • Carl the wop
                                Forum Member
                                Forum Member
                                • Oct 2012
                                • 462

                                #10140
                                Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                Originally posted by John North View Post
                                Eclampsia
                                God's punishment for harlots who even THINK for a moment about abortion.
                                Recovering Catholic.

                                Helping restore the "bully" to the "bully pulpit"

                                Aspiring to be God's Bouncer..

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