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  • Sammy The Penitent
    Forum Member
    Forum Member
    • Nov 2012
    • 289
    #11446
    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

    Originally posted by Daisy Mae Johnson View Post
    GOD'S Favorite Country!
    Needs to close the borders.
    2 Samuel 11:13 And when David had called him, he did eat and drink before him; and he made him drunk: and at even he went out to lie on his bed with the servants of his lord, but went not down to his house.

      Comment

      • Titus Templeton
        Director of the German "Holy-caust" Evangelical Crusade
        Jesus macht frei
        True Christian™
        • Aug 2010
        • 5912
        #11447
        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

        Originally posted by Sammy The Penitent View Post
        Needs to close the borders.

        Security Wall
        -The Parable of the white laundry and the black man
        -Scientific proof that GAY SEX IS UNHYGIENIC!
        -Holocaust Jokes
        -Diarrhea: The Va​ginal Lubrication of the Homosexuals
        -Anne Frank vs. Adolf Hitler: Who was the worse person?
        -10 Reasons why GOD HATES FRANCE!
        -5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS!
        -Today I am declaring War against Woman's Rights!

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          • Pastor Ezekiel
            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
             
            • Sep 2006
            • 78556
            #11448
            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

            Originally posted by Titus Templeton View Post
            Security Wall
            My security team
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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              • Paragon of virtue
                Confirmed Enemy of God
                BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                • Jan 2013
                • 547
                #11449
                Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                My security team
                A legion of angels.

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                  • Sammy The Penitent
                    Forum Member
                    Forum Member
                    • Nov 2012
                    • 289
                    #11450
                    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                    Originally posted by Paragon of virtue View Post
                    A legion of angels.
                    Twelve
                    2 Samuel 11:13 And when David had called him, he did eat and drink before him; and he made him drunk: and at even he went out to lie on his bed with the servants of his lord, but went not down to his house.

                      Comment

                      • Pastor Ezekiel
                        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                         
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 78556
                        #11451
                        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                        Originally posted by Sammy The Penitent View Post
                        Twelve
                        The number of customized Escalades the congregation has given me.
                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                          • Alphonse Alban
                            Apostle to the Samites and Laplander Eskimos.
                             
                            • Feb 2011
                            • 5724
                            #11452
                            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                            The number of customized Escalades the congregation has given me.
                            Too few

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                              • Paragon of virtue
                                Confirmed Enemy of God
                                BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                                • Jan 2013
                                • 547
                                #11453
                                Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                Originally posted by Alphonse Alban View Post
                                Too few
                                Opportunities to praise the Lord!

                                  Comment

                                  • Mary Thompson
                                    True Christian Lady™, Certified Best Friend of Jesus
                                    True Christian™
                                    • Mar 2013
                                    • 653
                                    #11454
                                    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                    Originally posted by Paragon of virtue View Post
                                    Opportunities to praise the Lord!
                                    Unlimited in Heaven!
                                    Thinking of Abortion?
                                    That fetus will be in Hell, because they never had a chance to repent their sinful ways (Psalms 51:5) (1 Kings 8:46)
                                    Think of the children. Stop being a slut.

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                                      • Sammy The Penitent
                                        Forum Member
                                        Forum Member
                                        • Nov 2012
                                        • 289
                                        #11455
                                        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                        Originally posted by Mary Thompson View Post
                                        Unlimited in Heaven!
                                        Time to rejoice God's Glory!
                                        2 Samuel 11:13 And when David had called him, he did eat and drink before him; and he made him drunk: and at even he went out to lie on his bed with the servants of his lord, but went not down to his house.

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                                          • Paragon of virtue
                                            Confirmed Enemy of God
                                            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                                            • Jan 2013
                                            • 547
                                            #11456
                                            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                            Originally posted by Sammy The Penitent View Post
                                            Time to rejoice God's Glory!
                                            Stand with the Scouts Sunday

                                              Comment

                                              • Pastor Ezekiel
                                                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                                 
                                                • Sep 2006
                                                • 78556
                                                #11457
                                                Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                                Originally posted by Paragon of virtue View Post
                                                Stand with the Scouts Sunday
                                                Scout Prayer Circle!
                                                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                                  • Daisy Mae Johnson
                                                    The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
                                                    Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
                                                    aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
                                                    True Christian™
                                                    • Sep 2006
                                                    • 15708
                                                    #11458
                                                    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                                    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                                    Scout Prayer Circle!
                                                    Handy!

                                                    (they sure know how to tie a great knot)
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                                                    Tweet me Here
                                                    My GODLY Bio Here

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                                                      • Sammy The Penitent
                                                        Forum Member
                                                        Forum Member
                                                        • Nov 2012
                                                        • 289
                                                        #11459
                                                        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                                        Originally posted by Daisy Mae Johnson View Post
                                                        Handy!
                                                        strap-on tools
                                                        2 Samuel 11:13 And when David had called him, he did eat and drink before him; and he made him drunk: and at even he went out to lie on his bed with the servants of his lord, but went not down to his house.

                                                          Comment

                                                          • Pastor Ezekiel
                                                            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                                             
                                                            • Sep 2006
                                                            • 78556
                                                            #11460
                                                            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                                            Originally posted by Sammy The Penitent View Post
                                                            strap-on tools
                                                            Dykes Lumber Company
                                                            Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                                            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                                            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                                            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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