How was your day, Brothers and Sisters?

[Lycia The Repentant]

Hello friends, I was just thinking we could all sit back, relax a little bit, and let each other know how our days went.

My day was alright, although it got off to a rough start. I wanted to surprise Brother James by cooking breakfast for him (usually Lupe does, but I thought it would be good training for when I get married). The eggs, steak, sausage, ham, and even the pork roll I had specially brought in from New Jersey (I've been missing it so much!) came out fine, but I burnt the bacon a little bit. I can't believe I made such a dumb mistake! Of course, I got punished for it, but I know I deserved it.

Things went better for me after breakfast though. Brother James dictated a memo he wanted sent out to some of the vice-presidents at DewittCorp, and then I went to go yell at Raul for a while as he cleaned the pool. It's kind of weird, but I found that the messicants here work harder and get done faster if I yell at them enough and tell them how disgraceful they are.

After lunch I finished re-reading Ecclesiastes and got started on Song of Solomon. I'm so glad that this time through it I have a True Christian™ man in person to help me with it!

Then we had dinner, and I yelled at Raul some more and came online to read some posts from some of my favorite people here.

And that was my day in a nutshell. How did your's go, Brothers and Sisters?

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: How was your day, Brothers and Sisters?

Don't we have Auntie Flo's Prayer Shack for Women for this kind of senseless babbling? And shame on you for burning bacon!

[inSincere Sucker]

Re: How was your day, Brothers and Sisters?

Lycia, what type of bacon do you use? I find that the really thin cut stuff burns very easily, so if that's what you've been cooking try the thicker kind. Starting it off in a cold pan so it doesn't stick helps too.

My day's been good so far. Nothing special but I've been able to do some work in the garden. The more I look at the huge number of kinds of plants and all the birds, the more I think my gran must have been wrong. All of that couldn't just happen, all on its own.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: How was your day, Brothers and Sisters?

Lycia, what type of bacon do you use? I find that the really thin cut stuff burns very easily, so if that's what you've been cooking try the thicker kind. Starting it off in a cold pan so it doesn't stick helps too.

My day's been good so far. Nothing special but I've been able to do some work in the garden. The more I look at the huge number of kinds of plants and all the birds, the more I think my gran must have been wrong. All of that couldn't just happen, all on its own.

So grubs taste like bacon?

You must be one of those higher functioning abos if you cook your maggots.

[inSincere Sucker]

Re: How was your day, Brothers and Sisters?

I don't know what grubs taste like, I've never eaten one. I'm not an abo, Pastor Ezekial - my dad was Irish and my mum was English. I'm not back-chatting you, just telling the truth.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: How was your day, Brothers and Sisters?

I don't know what grubs taste like, I've never eaten one. I'm not an abo, Pastor Ezekial - my dad was Irish and my mum was English. I'm not back-chatting you, just telling the truth.

A mick and a brit mixed together sounds like an abo to me.

Why don't you give your life over to Jesus right now?

[Rimfrost]

Re: How was your day, Brothers and Sisters?

Fine!
Went out and informated about a feministic self-defense evening. And now my boyfriend's in the kitchen making the dinner. I'm starving!

[James Dewitt]

Re: How was your day, Brothers and Sisters?

Fine!
Went out and informated about a feministic self-defense evening. And now my boyfriend's in the kitchen making the dinner. I'm starving!

Hold the damn buss. You took classes on how to be a feminazi, and you boy friend is cooking dinner!

Who is the man in that relationship? WOMAN go cook dinner!

[Sheldon the Swede]

Re: How was your day, Brothers and Sisters?

Hold the damn buss. You took classes on how to be a feminazi, and you boy friend is cooking dinner!

Who is the man in that relationship? WOMAN go cook dinner!

And YOU should be jumping off a bridge!!

What's the matter? Can't you stand when a woman shows who's the boss? Or are too much intimidated by the fact she does what she wants?

[James Dewitt]

Re: How was your day, Brothers and Sisters?

And YOU should be jumping off a bridge!!

What's the matter? Can't you stand when a woman shows who's the boss? Or are too much intimidated by the fact she does what she wants?

Dear God mocker, Do you know why God gave females small feet?

So they can get closer to the oven!

Its a womans place to server her MAN, not the other way around!

Ephesians 5:22-24
Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord. For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the saviour of the body. Therefore as the church is subject unto Christ, so let the wives be to their own husbands in every thing.

[Titus Templeton]

Re: How was your day, Brothers and Sisters?

Today morning i saw a muslim walking on the sidewalk. It was soo cold and rainy, i accelerated my car and made him wet through a puddle.

[Rimfrost]

Re: How was your day, Brothers and Sisters?

Dear God mocker, Do you know why God gave females small feet?

So they can get closer to the oven!

Its a womans place to server her MAN, not the other way around!

Ephesians 5:22-24
Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord. For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the saviour of the body. Therefore as the church is subject unto Christ, so let the wives be to their own husbands in every thing.

Nope, so we can do fast kicks up between your legs if you are trying to treat ut like slaves.

[John Creeser]

Re: How was your day, Brothers and Sisters?

Nope, so we can do fast kicks up between your legs if you are trying to treat ut like slaves.

Who said anything about being a slave? We merely want you to do as God commands, and He commands you serve us - not be a slave.

[Rimfrost]

Re: How was your day, Brothers and Sisters?

Who said anything about being a slave? We merely want you to do as God commands, and He commands you serve us - not be a slave.

But that IS slavery!

[John Creeser]

Re: How was your day, Brothers and Sisters?

But that IS slavery!

Now I know you are not suggesting my wife is colored She's white, I married her and love her very much. I would never marry a colored slave. Big difference.