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CAPTION CONTEST #8
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Re: CAPTION CONTEST #8
Educational Tales For Children: The ApocalypseOriginally posted by Jeb Stuart Thurmond View Post
(Second runner up:
Educational Tales For Children: Destruction of The Tower of Babel
I would like it better but there's no dragon in that story)God created fossils to test our faith.
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My favorite LBC sermons:
True Christians are Perfect!
True Christian™ Love.
Salvation™ made Easy!
You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
God HATES Rational Thinking!
True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.Comment
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Re: CAPTION CONTEST #8
God has provided a fine caption fot this picture, or perhaps the picture was provided for God's caption.
And the dragon was wroth with the woman, and went to make war with the remnant of her seed.God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11Comment
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1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.Comment
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Job:30:29
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Author of such illuminating essays as,
“We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”
Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.Comment
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Dragons didn't go extinct after Biblical times, they've just gotten smaller:
Scripture on Dragons: Psalm 74:13, Isaiah 34:13, Jeremiah 9:11, Jeremiah 51:37, Malachi 1:3, Isaiah 27:1, Psalm 74:13, and all of Revelation 12.
And my caption entry:
This is why the Bible says not to have sex with crocodiles.Last edited by Jeb Stuart Thurmond; 10-30-2013, 05:08 PM.Disagree? By failing to register and debate me, you prove that liberals are factless frauds who only persuade through intimidation. To prove otherwise, debate me!
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