Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth?
Last night, I broke into my parent's house, slipped into his room, and started beating him with a baseball bat soaked in holy water. My parent's are currently trying to sue me for aggravated assault, and have me placed in a mental ward. My brother, on the other hand, is currently in the hospital in a coma. I'm certain the Lord will bathe him in the light, and, afterwards, wake him up and tell my parents that I was right to do so. But until then, I'm under house arrest.
Last night, I broke into my parent's house, slipped into his room, and started beating him with a baseball bat soaked in holy water. My parent's are currently trying to sue me for aggravated assault, and have me placed in a mental ward. My brother, on the other hand, is currently in the hospital in a coma. I'm certain the Lord will bathe him in the light, and, afterwards, wake him up and tell my parents that I was right to do so. But until then, I'm under house arrest.
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