[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever

I remember this quote from Marx, "Anyone who knows anything of history knows that great social changes are impossible without feminine upheaval. Social progress can be measured exactly by the social position of the fair sex, the ugly ones included."

Which amused me.

And I remember this one, "Religion is the sigh of the oppressed creature, the heart of a heartless world, and the soul of soulless conditions. It is the opium of the people."

So you are suggesting that Marx was a drug dealer? Doesn't surprise me, atheists have no moral compass.

[Nigel 88]

Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever

I remember this quote from Marx, "Anyone who knows anything of history knows that great social changes are impossible without feminine upheaval. Social progress can be measured exactly by the social position of the fair sex, the ugly ones included."

Which amused me.

And I remember this one, "Religion is the sigh of the oppressed creature, the heart of a heartless world, and the soul of soulless conditions. It is the opium of the people."

So you are suggesting that Marx was a drug dealer? Doesn't surprise me, atheists have no moral compass.

Ah but this was the problem for Marx, though he wouldn't admit it himself. His ideology was a religion similar to Christianity - it had its own internal moral system, its own culture, its own set of commandments and its own deified figures (Lenin, Mao, Trotsky, etc). The Communist Manifesto was the Communist equivalent of the Bible, and heaven is the Christian equivalent of the Communist society - where the angelic proletariat live an (after)life of eternal bounty and happiness. The evil bourgeoisie are sent to eternal damnation, as in the Christian concept of hell. You can see the various similarities, they are not as different as you would like to think.

I'm not entirely sure what to make of your comment regarding women, of course Marx had similarly sexist views to those expressed by the majority of European society in the 1800s. Do you think we should have similar views in modern society?

[Born Again Bob]

Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever

I'm not entirely sure what to make of your comment regarding women, of course Marx had similarly sexist views to those expressed by the majority of European society in the 1800s. Do you think we should have similar views in modern society?

Dear Friend,

It is hardly sexist to note that there are ugly women in Europe. In fact, of any statement not contained in the KJV, of this I am most certain.

Yours in Him,
BAB <------ Fabled Ladies Man!

[Jimmy C Lombardo]

Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever

Finally! A quiz I cans pass with flyin' colors!

This is wut they should be teachin' our kids in skhool. No maths quizzes, no siunce tests, no mexicany jibber jabber, just JESUS!

JESUS ALL DAY LONG till them eyes bleed out! BOO-YAH!

[Jerakk]

Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever

I almost got a 99 =(

I was thrown off by the question "Can a 90 year old woman get pregnant" and I almost answered maybe.. but then I remembered that if God can make a virgin pregnant then he can most definitely make a 90 year old woman pregnant. Praise Jesus I got a 100, now I don't have to worry about going to hell.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever

I almost got a 99 =(

I was thrown off by the question "Can a 90 year old woman get pregnant" and I almost answered maybe.. but then I remembered that if God can make a virgin pregnant then he can most definitely make a 90 year old woman pregnant. Praise Jesus I got a 100, now I don't have to worry about going to hell.

Brother Jerakk, that is also the one that almost threw me!

At first I was curious how a man's seed could find purchase in such a barren field, but, like you, I remembered:

"But Jesus beheld them, and said unto them, With men this is impossible; but with God all things are possible." (Matthew 19:26)

PRAISE!!!



YiC,

Z. Smyth

[Kali thelesbianpagan]

Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever

Wow you people who actually, think homosexual people deserve death and black people are slaves and woman are not equall to men, i pray to the goddess for you, you are white supremmisists , your gay haters you are sexist. your god would not want you to hate. The god you follow would want you to accept us and try to convert us. your god would want you to meet us with love and understandig.
I am gay that is not a sin, I am a woman that is not a sin,
Im on the right track baby i was born this way.

Goddess loves you anyway



gay and proud
see you in hell

[Kali thelesbianpagan]

Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever

I know the biblical answers but seeing as I neither agree with them nor believe in god heaven or hell, I guess I'm going to............ Cleveland?

go rachel you rock

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever

Wow you people who actually, think homosexual people deserve death

No, we don't think that. God thinks that. We just follow God.

Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

your gay haters you are sexist. your god would not want you to hate. The god you follow would want you to accept us and try to convert us. your god would want you to meet us with love and understandig.
I am gay that is not a sin

Do you have any Scripture to back up that nonsense? Especially since you said "your God" so you apparently know something about the Bible that we don't know. It's one thing to judge us and disagree with us about certain things...it's an entirely different thing to claim that the Bible says something that supports your point of view when it doesn't.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever

Wow you people who actually, think homosexual people deserve death and black people are slaves and woman are not equall to men, i pray to the goddess for you, you are white supremmisists , your gay haters you are sexist. your god would not want you to hate. The god you follow would want you to accept us and try to convert us. your god would want you to meet us with love and understandig.
I am gay that is not a sin, I am a woman that is not a sin,
Im on the right track baby i was born this way.

Goddess loves you anyway



gay and proud
see you in hell

This is a very powerful prayer against Witchcraft. This prayer can shut down witches and satanists forever. Being that this prayer basically shuts down the senders of the hexes and vexes by returning their evil to them sevenfold. I hurl it at you nownownow in Christ's name!

Father,
In the name of Jesus Christ of Nazareth, I plead the precious uncorruptable blood of Jesus over myself and my church and everything that belongs to us. I ask for giant warrior Angels to be loosed from Heaven to surround and protect us. As your war club and weapons of war I break down, undamn, and blow up all walls of protection around all witches, warlocks, wizards, satanists, and the like, and I break the power of all curses, hexes, vexes, spells, charms, fetishes, physic prayers, physic thought, all witchcraft, sorcery, magic, voodoo, all mind control, jinxes, potions, bewitchments, death, destruction, sickness, pain, torment, physic power, physic warfare, prayer chains, and everything else being sent my way or my family members way, and I return it and the demons to the senders right now!, SEVENFOLD, and I BIND it to them by the Blood of Jesus!

Father, I pray that these lost souls will find the light of your son Jesus.. Their own snares and traps have been set against themselves.. In the name of Jesus Christ of Nazareth I now loose them from all mindcontrol of satan!.. Father I also ask that you Bind the Holy Spirit to there hearts as a guide to your son Jesus.. So they may be set free from the bondages of satan.

In Jesus name I pray..
Amen

[Kali thelesbianpagan]

Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever

This is a very powerful prayer against Witchcraft. This prayer can shut down witches and satanists forever. Being that this prayer basically shuts down the senders of the hexes and vexes by returning their evil to them sevenfold. I hurl it at you nownownow in Christ's name!

Father,
In the name of Jesus Christ of Nazareth, I plead the precious uncorruptable blood of Jesus over myself and my church and everything that belongs to us. I ask for giant warrior Angels to be loosed from Heaven to surround and protect us. As your war club and weapons of war I break down, undamn, and blow up all walls of protection around all witches, warlocks, wizards, satanists, and the like, and I break the power of all curses, hexes, vexes, spells, charms, fetishes, physic prayers, physic thought, all witchcraft, sorcery, magic, voodoo, all mind control, jinxes, potions, bewitchments, death, destruction, sickness, pain, torment, physic power, physic warfare, prayer chains, and everything else being sent my way or my family members way, and I return it and the demons to the senders right now!, SEVENFOLD, and I BIND it to them by the Blood of Jesus!

Father, I pray that these lost souls will find the light of your son Jesus.. Their own snares and traps have been set against themselves.. In the name of Jesus Christ of Nazareth I now loose them from all mindcontrol of satan!.. Father I also ask that you Bind the Holy Spirit to there hearts as a guide to your son Jesus.. So they may be set free from the bondages of satan.

In Jesus name I pray..
Amen

ok First off i am not in the "bondages of satan" or the "mind controll of satan" I controll satan for no man hath controll over me.
secondly boga boga boooo!
oh look im still a witch, oh gods damn guess it didn't work.
Also i am above hexing sexist gaycist biggots who claim to be christians

[Kali thelesbianpagan]

Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever

No, we don't think that. God thinks that. We just follow God.

Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.



Do you have any Scripture to back up that nonsense? Especially since you said "your God" so you apparently know something about the Bible that we don't know. It's one thing to judge us and disagree with us about certain things...it's an entirely different thing to claim that the Bible says something that supports your point of view when it doesn't.

oh fucking jesus damn, I can't find the bible verses to support my "nonsense" because I burnt my bible yesterday,aint that a kick in the ass.
But i know your god is a god of love and who loves everyone not just the holier then thou woman bashers and gay haters like you. i have knowledge about your god because i used to be a *shivers* christian, my grandpa is a god damn priest. and i know that jesus loves the sinners and the nut job christians. the things you guys say would make your god cringe.
I will gather a group of my wiccan friends and do a ritual to the goddess for you.
I invoke the great mother goddess to show thesee zealots the truth.
That all life is equall, that all love is love and pure, not just hetrosexuals.
That black people are equall to white, woman to man. in your name i ask that the demons that so clearly are deep in thesee men and womans souls are drawn out.
blessed be in the goddess's name so mote it be.

gay and pagan as ever love Kali

[Kali thelesbianpagan]

Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever

I have two questions how am i "sexing it up for satan" i'm a lesbian and satan is a man/demon.
And does me saying boga boga boooo
really scare you, it's god damn gibberish not a curse.
I really fear for you guys
so as a parting note wooga boga iffy izle make this forum his and fizle.
(in case you can not tell that is NOT a curse.)



as always love ya guys(i mean girls)
kali

[Alphonse Alban]

Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever

i'm a lesbian and satan

It must be horrible to have that lesbian disease, but there is still hope for you. If nothing else helps you, I suggest taking trip to South Africa. They've had quite positive experiences on curing lesbianism.

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=61639

[Kali thelesbianpagan]

Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever

It must be horrible to have that lesbian disease, but there is still hope for you. If nothing else helps you, I suggest taking trip to South Africa. They've had quite positive experiences on curing lesbianism.

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=61639

Hey if it's a diesease im glad god gave it to me
(although we really know twas not god but the goddess)
Im on the right track baby i was born this way
love you all anyway
kali
ps still gay
pps still pagan